It's over for teachercels

1  2019-01-10 by Woolgun

34 comments

I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src

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Ok I'll admit this is not actually drama, but it's a ton of weaponized autism so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

⭐adhd autistic⭐

literally

pronouns: xe/xem/xyr

Xir also said xir is so triggered that xir's literally shaking

People like this are why we need to bring back bullying

Lmao

For a while during HS, I went to an alternative school. One day, I couldn't keep my eyes open and my teacher noticed. She told me to rest my eyes if I need to which was surprising bc I also was familiar with bad teachers. I never expected teachers to ever meet my needs.

In fact, she even told me it was nice I'd grown to feel trusting enough I could fall asleep around her. And overall, she didn't see a point in me doing school work if I was too tired to learn.

And it still aggravates me today that hardly any teachers are like that at all.

Students can sleep in class as long as teachers are allowed to draw dicks on their faces with sharpies. Slacker-cels btfo. Some kids are just lazy.

Usually there's a shoes rule. It's ok to pass out, but not with your shoes on.

if a kid jerks off in class, you fucking let them jerk off.

you don't jerk off on a hard uncomfortable chair with your dick on a dirty table if you don't desperately need to.

Kid is a total puss, but I honestly was convinced by him.

him

REEEEEEE

It's xe/xem/xer bigot

xer name is skye and

⭐ indignant cripple ⭐ cats ⭐ adhd autistic ⭐ disordered and disturbed ⭐ i protec but i also attac ⭐ don't give me advice ⭐ pronouns: xe/xem/xyr ⭐

makes sense

don't give me advice

LOL! i missed this on the first read. Kind of went cross eyed from the emoji stars.

that is fucking amazing. a "hot-takes twitterer" who outright says pls dont give me any hot takes back

My wishlists / How to support me if you want to:

Kill it with fire

I thought you had to be super hot on tweeter to have a wishlist

You can tell a lot about a person by the obesity of their cat

⭐ indignant cripple ⭐ cats ⭐ adhd autistic ⭐ disordered and disturbed ⭐ i protec but i also attac ⭐ don't give me advice ⭐ pronouns: xe/xem/xyr ⭐

surely this fruit hangs too low for /r/drama

Welcome to /r/drama new-friend!

They'd fit right in here tbh

l m f a o the teacher is doing your ass a favor by demonstrating that nobody cares about your bullshit in the real world. It ain't fair, but it is what it is.

Imagine what the other kids in class who might even have a harder life than you think about you wasting their time

How does one reach this level of pathetic and is able to live with it? The dinosaurs 🦖 truly are the only thing that will fix lazy whining zoomers

⭐ indignant cripple ⭐ cats ⭐ adhd autistic ⭐ disordered and disturbed ⭐ i protec but i also attac ⭐ don't give me advice ⭐ pronouns: xe/xem/xyr ⭐

I need to start making a bingo card for this shit

Like im gonna read all that

I’ve had teachers wake me up...i cannot describe how deeply damaging that was

I unironically want to slap a burka and a parachute on foids who talk like this and air drop them into Damascus.

👏You👏Will👏Know👏Suffering👏Insh’Allah

I got too heavy for my old mattress and it hurrrts

This is a real note for a mattress on its Amazon wishlist.

I used to fall asleep in class because I spent the night awake fucking around and the subjects were boring, not because I was abused you stupid bitch not everyone is autistic like you

I had a shitty abusive childhood and I don't blame my teachers didn't have a clue. Shitty childhood doesn't equal blaming anyone involved in your life at that time.

I blocked her when she started replying me to defend herself. I'm so triggered I'm shaking

Literally shaking

I never understood why teaches deserved a pay raise but deal with an insufferable shit like these people should atleast earn you 6 figures