I am a 1'9 inch guy So today i bought an ouji board for the Lulz. Me and my friends decided to go to an abandoned cotton farm. It was 3:00 am when i decided to pull out the board. We were drinking and was messing around with the board when i thought it would be funny to spell out the word "nigger" on the board. After that we went home i was really hungry and decided to stop at KFC. About 10 minutes after i arrived at my suburban neighborhood and parked in my driveway. I reached for the bucket of fried chicken and it was gone. "fuck" i muttered to myself. Than after getting inside my house i began to hear rap music.i walked up the stairs and opened the door to my bedroom. The rap music stopped and there sitting on my bed was a empty kfc bucket. The next day i visited a old homeless gpsy woman. I informed her about incident that happened yesterday. She promised to tell me if a gave her some crack rocks and rat feces. I found each of the quest items and gave it to her. She put them in a bong that was up her anus. She told me that there was a spirit of a slave known as "big bubba". The reason he is following me is because 1.he wants a piece of my white ass 2.he wants me to check out his mixtape. I arrived home shortly as my penis to take a shower and think about how to git rid of this spirit. I accidentally dropped the soap and heard the licking of lips followed by a voice saying "mh am boys i gets white meat is back on the menu. Then The shower curtain wrapped around me and began to strangle me. I heard Voices saying "check out my mixtape" over and over i blacked out. I woke up to my stomach swollen up i went to the hospital to find out there was a watermelon inside my anus. A surgery was performed to get the watermelon out of my now bleeding anus. The nurse cut open the watermelon only to discover a black fetus with a huge sexual orgin that was as big as the fetus itself. The staff looked at me with a frightened face as they picked up the fetus and examined it. Soon i went home opened the door to the house on the wall of the entrance way was "Yous a bitch nigga" written in feces. I ran up the stair into the bathroom and locked the door. I powerd up my cheap McDonalds toy and began writing this post. What should i do

TL:DR i am stalked by a black guys ghost and gave birth to his offspring