HBO giving out Sopranos nicknames for its 20th anniversary, Slack decides to join the fun but gets upset when its Soprano nickname is "aggressively gendered"

1  2019-01-12 by Warbring3r

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Gosh! That's! We… don't take this as ingratitude, we're deeply honored by our role in this simply marvelous escapade, but … it's _quite_ aggressively gendered isn't it? Again: Very grateful, super happy to be involved. Wouldn't dream of asking for a do-over. Thanks, friend!

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Ugh.

Yeah.... This ain't it, Chief.

Someone should take the author of that tweet out behind the woodshed

😓

Or an oof

That post makes fat boomers with sissification fetishes look cool by comparison

Being a raging sissy because you get off on it > Being a raging sissy because you have been brainwashed by Marxists into thinking that’s the morally correct thing to be.

It only needed stars around described mannerisms.

🤔

I'm literally banging trussy and that's still too millennial and lame for me to handle

This is why we need mayocide.

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It didn't seem that serious, came across as a joke to me. 80+ replies from salty autists is nice though

Ha ha funny joke I get it

i was only pretending jokes on u lmao

Can't you spot an act!

I was only pretending to be retarded.

TFW all the members of your traditionally extremely conservative and hypermasculine murdering extortion organization aren't gender neutral non-binary genderfluid poly BBQ ASD ADHD trans lesbians with feminine penises.

Wops are an oppressed, greasy, sweaty, meatball-eating, spaghetti-slurping, gibberish-speaking people. Forget about it.

Guineas stay away from open flames because they're extremely flammable from being naturally coated in grease.

And they stay away from water because they're filthy greaseballs that like to roll around in their own shit.

I think that's dogs?

Wops are an oppressed, greasy, sweaty, meatball-eating, spaghetti-slurping, gibberish-speaking people. Forget about it. Fuggedaboutit

Forget about it.

Ayy fuggedaboudit

More 👏🏿 trans 👏🏿 crime lords

Implying mommies can't be daddies, in this, the fifth current year.

Shit, are we already up to CURRENT_YEAR number 5?

No it's only CY4

No if 2015 is CY1, 2019 would be CY5.

Oh yeah, you're right.

...what's Slack?

Chat client for office/workplaces that's slowly being replaced by other things because it's shit.

Meanwhile, people using IRC are still doing perfectly fine.

Can irc do audio/video chats

It's called phones. And why would you want to video chat? That only means that you have to pretend that you actually like or are interested in the stupid bullshit that's coming out of the fatass department head's mouth, you can't roll your eyes like any respectable person would do.

For showing other people how their idea is shit with screen sharing my desktop. And lol giving my phone number to other wage slaves.

Until they get arrested for hacking, being a pedophile, or both.

Are you gatekeeping chat clients?

they were never fine

Nobody uses irc for work lol.

Nobody trendy uses IRC for work.

you mean way too epensive for what it does. You can have your own chat with Rocket.Chat for free and don't have to pay for each user of your chat

False. Slack is great.

Found Roman Mars shill.

Former Slack user at my previous company, it’s actually pretty good chat software. Companies pay the premium because every extra percent of productivity over something free like IRC is worth it when you’re making hundreds of millions or billions. It’s designed and catered for productive office use, which is a different type of chatting than discussing gussy, bussy, and trussy.

Discord but for people with a job.

I like it when the funny business talk to each other

Did it get shitcanned? Link no worky

Link works for me.

I'll balance out the aggressive gendering: you're also a bunch of cunts.

Just change it to "Cunt Daddy" and now it's no longer gendered.

I think you just found my next username.

You immediately know that twitter is handled by a mayo foid. I'll bet all my shekels on it.

Fuck off incel.

ooooohh

Oh, were you being ironic or something? Or do you actually talk like that?

😣

?

😣

Found the incel

The guy who said 'mayo foid'? Obviously.

no you

Uh... What exactly drew you towards that tremendously stupid leap in logic?

You don't know what one is, do you?

I'm talking to one

That's how I know you don't know what one is. Unless you define incel as "someone who hates incels" rather than "someone who hates women and wants to legalise rape".

Takes one to know one, Mayo.

No, it really doesn't. They out themselves by using stupid words like "mayo" and "femoid".

T. Roastie femoid

Yeah! Give us one of those nicknames that those guys who killed thousands used!

...

Woah woah woah, hold up, gendering it is kinda problematic...

I really want to see reaction of those people, when they start learning language with grammatical cathegory genus - gender. And that the words need their genus to be correctly declined and partnered with correct prepositions. Slack would be likely masculine.

feels like a joke to me?

it's the kind of thing that passes for humor in my social circles

not like /r/drama

Doesn't Slack have anything better to do like, you know, prepare for its IPO

Shit man when did /r/drama get invaded by 4chan? It's like the place changed overnight

I want us all to take a moment that there was literally a character named 'Big Pussy' on that show. A guy in the mob got the name 'Big Pussy', and we're supposed to believe he made it work for them? In a a show where admitting to eating pussy makes you gay.