I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
i thought the point of platty was that it was the most centrist animal. what is centrist about a dumbass penguin?
platipusses lay eggs but are mammals (what?). they are semiaquatic meaning both land and sea (unheard of). scientists are perplexed by how centrist they are.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-12
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-01-12
😻How can you have a bad day when you gaze upon these soulful eyes?😻
1 mcslibbin 2019-01-12
pretty sick of the tay posts, though she looks kinda hot in this one
1 LadyVetinari 2019-01-12
Beautiful!
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1 King_Drumpf 2019-01-12
So puffinposting is the new platyposting?
1 aqouta 2019-01-12
only downside to platyposting is there isn't as much source material.
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-12
i thought the point of platty was that it was the most centrist animal. what is centrist about a dumbass penguin?
platipusses lay eggs but are mammals (what?). they are semiaquatic meaning both land and sea (unheard of). scientists are perplexed by how centrist they are.
1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-01-12
Yeah but look at what's in its beak. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
1 Anagalmeshshu 2019-01-12
Day of the beak when?
1 transoceanicdeath 2019-01-12
For the tards: it's eating SRDines.
1 bromide992 2019-01-12
/u/distortedlines please change your flair to a puffin
1 Tobans 2019-01-12
There is something fishy about this upheaval of CommiMamí and it isn't the sardines. 🤔🤨