If somebody wrote a spy novel like this during the Cold War, the publishers would tell them it was too retarded. The fucking John Birch Society wouldn't have claimed something like this. The President of the United States going into a room with Kremlin Daddy and asking for privacy.
I understand that a lot of you kids can't understand this on an emotional level, but try to actually use your fucking brains for a moment and think about this. This guy's #1 job is to push the button if the Russians try to nuke us... and he's meeting with the Russian dictator with no witnesses? Does this make you think at all?
“Secret” as in “only a few top level officials are privy to it”? Yes. “Secret” as in “just me and him and I’ll flip shot if anyone asks me to tell what I said”? No.
Wait so unironically linking to CIA linked Washington Post makes one "totes woke" since we all know only murican propaganda is true. All the other propagandas are totally fake news.
The funniest part is that Trump probably didnt discuss some kind of master plan to destroy America or some shit. Its more likely that Putin just fucking clowned on him and told him how owned he is and Trump did his best to hide any documentation of it out of embarrassment.
"He got me,” Trump said of Putin's dunk over him. "That f***ing Putin boomed me."
Trump added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
Trump then said he wanted to add Putin to the list of autocrats he secretly meets with this summer.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-13
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1 SJCards 2019-01-13
Missing you pizzashill.
1 Redactor0 2019-01-13
If somebody wrote a spy novel like this during the Cold War, the publishers would tell them it was too retarded. The fucking John Birch Society wouldn't have claimed something like this. The President of the United States going into a room with Kremlin Daddy and asking for privacy.
I understand that a lot of you kids can't understand this on an emotional level, but try to actually use your fucking brains for a moment and think about this. This guy's #1 job is to push the button if the Russians try to nuke us... and he's meeting with the Russian dictator with no witnesses? Does this make you think at all?
1 istural 2019-01-13
Come on man,. Clearly daddy knows what he is doing and isnt out of his depth and isnt putting the country in danger.
1 SJCards 2019-01-13
Exactly! Daddy is totally vindicated! Fake news!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-13
(poor me) 😭😭😭
1 thebuscompany 2019-01-13
TIL there were no secret high level talks during the Cold War.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-01-13
Well duh. If there were secret high level talks that presidents that even their own cabinet didn't know about it, neither would you 🤤
1 Hellkyte 2019-01-13
Lol, you think Trump has high level talks
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-13
Highly ♿️️autistic*♿️️
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2019-01-13
Just look at the agreement he signed with the DPRK!
1 TreLoon 2019-01-13
Daddy is a president surrounded by talking. Big talking. Government talking.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2019-01-13
Those were actually well documented, albeit highly classified.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-01-13
“Secret” as in “only a few top level officials are privy to it”? Yes. “Secret” as in “just me and him and I’ll flip shot if anyone asks me to tell what I said”? No.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-13
Lol @ that r/thinking gif
1 RichEvansSextape 2019-01-13
Counterpoint: Daddy is too retarded to commit an actual conspiracy against US interests and him meeting Putin in private actually is homosex
1 TreLoon 2019-01-13
Dear Diary...
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-01-13
Destroying diplomatic norms and being in the pocket of a foreign dictator to own the libs
1 UmmahSultan 2019-01-13
It's still the Democrats' fault for not nominating a candidate who could defeat him in 2016 or 2020.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2019-01-13
Michelle Obama 2020
First Black woman, second black man, all muscley grit kween bitch
1 RichEvansSextape 2019-01-13
Also the GOP's fault for not having a more relatable candidate than Rich Uncle Touchy
1 eddieandbill 2019-01-13
Nitwit Russian Asset
1 left_attacks 2019-01-13
Wait so unironically linking to CIA linked Washington Post makes one "totes woke" since we all know only murican propaganda is true. All the other propagandas are totally fake news.
1 TruthPains 2019-01-13
Say that again in a way a human who does not suffer dementia can understand.
1 redmugofcoffee 2019-01-13
This would be a good snappy quote if it wasn’t written by someone in the throes of a fentanyl binge
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-01-13
🙄🙄🙄
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-13
It's another rapefugee 🤢🤢🤮🤮
1 SJCards 2019-01-13
I'm only unironically a faggot, do your gaymer shit makes you literally then worst .
1 TreLoon 2019-01-13
OUT
1 elksandturkeys 2019-01-13
Keep choking down the orange chicken
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-01-13
He was just embarrassed that they'd see his doodles of him and Vladi-Chan enjoying a day in the park :3
1 Pepperglue 2019-01-13
I bet they held hands in private.
1 bcat124 2019-01-13
Maybe they just had gay sex in there. Who knows. I'd like to think they had gay sex in there.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2019-01-13
The funniest part is that Trump probably didnt discuss some kind of master plan to destroy America or some shit. Its more likely that Putin just fucking clowned on him and told him how owned he is and Trump did his best to hide any documentation of it out of embarrassment.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-01-13
Overheard in the Oval Office:
"He got me,” Trump said of Putin's dunk over him. "That f***ing Putin boomed me." Trump added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times. Trump then said he wanted to add Putin to the list of autocrats he secretly meets with this summer.
1 Inceltiers 2019-01-13
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