This is certifiably the worst thing Ben “The Fentanyl Man” Garrison has drawn.

1 2019-01-13 by Ghdust2

97 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-13

The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.

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1 htmlcoderexe 2019-01-13

Dear bot, what the fuck

1 mitusus 2019-01-13

Good bot.

1 lemondiddles 2019-01-13

Jesus fucking Christ shill

1 Nyroc_ 2019-01-13

Another thing to add to the list of things Ben "I'll draw a war while raping the poor" Garrison has sexual fantasies about.

Sexy Trump
Sexy Hillary
Sexy Capitol Building

1 Pickled_Kagura 2019-01-13

You forgot the jacked illuminati pyramid with dollar sign nipples.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-13

link? 😩💦

1 EternallyMiffed 2019-01-13

Jacked Chad Illuminati > Cuck conspiracy weakling.

1 RichEvansSextape 2019-01-13

Ben's an ass man for sure

1 kkokk 2019-01-13

No shit, he worships trump

look at that thicc fuckable PAWG

1 WholesomeDrama 2019-01-13

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qEJ-oeFsopA/hqdefault.jpg

1 sauron2403 2019-01-13

*PAWP

1 mcslibbin 2019-01-13

the G stands for God-Emperor

1 MPHJ-7 2019-01-13

https://external-preview.redd.it/YORKqtgNl2vvoy9g3a18XTxN3m_eYer-Wr2rrPcyHuw.jpg?auto=webp&s=af34cf3286c3d08668bc6281bc5ed88390d57af9

1 Fodi 2019-01-13

Sexy donkey Ocasio-Cortez

1 Nyroc_ 2019-01-13

how could I forget 😩😩😩

1 froibo 2019-01-13

More like best.

How many drafts do you think had to do before he stopped subconsciously drawing Hilarys face on that ass?

1 Jukk 2019-01-13

This just confirms he's a brap enthusiast.

1 MalcolmFFucker 2019-01-13

Ben wants to do things with that cigar that would make Bill Clinton look like Mary Poppins

1 Pickled_Kagura 2019-01-13

Derriere Poppins

1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-01-13

Cherry Poppins

1 Van-Diemen 2019-01-13

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

1 whenweriiide 2019-01-13

Ben "I'm just a Western chauvinist ok?" Garrison confirmed a braphog and brapfetishist

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-13

https://i.imgur.com/EXdrKCY.gifv

1 whenweriiide 2019-01-13

Every fuckimg time lmfao

1 seenten 2019-01-13

This might be the stupidest pasta I've ever seen

1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-01-13

I've hoped whoever made this pasta severely sprains their ankles every step they take since I've first read this pasta.

1 PixelatedFractal 2019-01-13

Your grandparents were mistakes.

1 Kill_All_Bots_ 2019-01-13

just shit in my mouth

1 Quietus42 2019-01-13

If you ask Ben nicely, he'll probably lick it out for you.

1 I_squeeze_gats 2019-01-13

Disregarding the artist, everyone can appreciate this

1 squishles 2019-01-13

who wouldn't want to slide there tounge into that big gov bussy tbh.

1 ProtectYourNecks 2019-01-13

Good, I'm glad to see he put down the syringe long enough to get another brap post out there

1 le_epic_xd 2019-01-13

Smooch

1 GadolBoobies 2019-01-13

It needs, like, 9 more labels than this!

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-13

https://i.imgur.com/QhMqlXK.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/HpnNMke.png

https://i.imgur.com/q3dkfkU.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ML6hVwr.png

This is from Ben Garrison's collection that he can't post on his website because of the beauty of the FREEEEEE market, lmao

Also, lol @ the cope in the Melania comic. Our FLOTUS is a MEGA THOT and no amount of "Michelle doesn't look feminine enough" cope can ever change that.

Speaking of THOTS, nothing screams TRADITIONAL cHRISTIAN FAMILY VALUES like doing softcore lesbian porn. PRESIDENTIAL NUDES [⚠️️🤢🤮 NSFL 🤢🤮⚠️️]

1 TreLoon 2019-01-13

Ew, gussy

1 PM_ME_YA_TATTAS 2019-01-13

shame it's only softcore

I'd like the new first lady to be penetrated in all holes by people of all genders and than pissed on.

1 Nyroc_ 2019-01-13

and then pissed on

You’re thinking of her husband.

1 lemondiddles 2019-01-13

Who is that in the Nude pic?

1 Pickled_Kagura 2019-01-13

Tina Garrison

1 shallowm 2019-01-13

Melania Trump

1 shallowm 2019-01-13

https://imgur.com/a/wMuunQ8 (some lesbian stuff too)

1 DistortedLines 2019-01-13

I want melania to fuck me in the ass tbh

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-13

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/afimyi/to_the_person_that_asked_wtf_is_this_sub/

I, too, love anal sex 😘😏🍑💦

1 Alicesnakebae 2019-01-13

After touching trump I don't think she wants to gross herself out again

1 Wygar 2019-01-13

Her snatch looks like its got a Trump tie coming out of it. Thanks for the new kink.

1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-01-13

if she's gonna get fake tits you'd think she would get big ones at least

1 fqpgme 2019-01-13

But isn't it what she's supposed to be?

THOTUS is just a president's spouse.

1 mcslibbin 2019-01-13

sure, these days.

ever since we let the whites back into the presidency it went to shit

1 Casmeron 2019-01-13

Did he steal the hillary comic from a stephen colbert bit or did stephen colbert steal from ben garrison

Either way that's pretty amazing

1 Ursus8 2019-01-13

When did colbert become so cringey and not funny? I liked the report. Maybe I just grew up?

1 Casmeron 2019-01-13

idk man I usually like it when they let him out of his desk-cage to sing and dance, he's pretty good at it. But yea the old Report was more fun overall

1 hobocactus 2019-01-13

Colbert Report was for bored college kids, and they either don't watch TV or don't understand irony anymore. The target audience for Late shows is literally anyone with a pulse who still watches TV. Gotta play to your audience, or do the smart thing and quit like John Stewart did.

1 Burnnoticelover 2019-01-13

Horseshoe theory confirmed.

1 Ursus8 2019-01-13

Thank goodness those nipples are pixelated!

1 oss_spy 2019-01-13

That last one is pretty funny

1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2019-01-13

I just lost my shit at the German waterfest one. Bahahaha Ben is too nuanced to be of this earth

1 Burnnoticelover 2019-01-13

10/10 would go to German Waterfest.

1 heretobefriends 2019-01-13

Why go all the way to Germany when you can just drink American beer then?

1 Ursus8 2019-01-13

Thank goodness those nipples are pixelated! I'm a little upset you didn't have any pics of Michelle's dick and balls, though.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-13

THOTUS

1 grungebot5000 2019-01-13

holy shit i actually lol’d at that third one

WATER FEST

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-13

BG

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS???

1 TreLoon 2019-01-13

I think he's saying "Ban Gays." Typical really

1 fqpgme 2019-01-13

don't forget BenGhazi

1 Tobans 2019-01-13

Whoever the fuck that is.

1 mcslibbin 2019-01-13

my shirt guy in Queens

1 ChaddeusThundercock 2019-01-13

An R on one of the cheeks? This one must be ancient, from back when he at least pretended to be a Lolbertarian instead of a propagandist for Daddy.

1 clubby789 2019-01-13

Does Ben need help? I’m starting to get worried about our modern day Da Vinci

1 nosocks111 2019-01-13

He should just set himself free. All this barely contained homosexual energy needs to explode freely or it will break something inside him.

His art opens such a huge window to his soul. No local-to-drama meming could ever reach the scale and scope of bussy, pref Trump's bussy, that roams and pastures on his spiritual meadows. Helsinki summit between Trump and Putin essentially amounts to throat fucking even in its raw form, so it'd make a pretty safe step for his porn career.

1 Rosaarch 2019-01-13

Some post modernist shit right here

1 Honk4Tits 2019-01-13

How many squats til my ass is that thick?

1 Swingfire 2019-01-13

This reminds me of the one with the illuminati pyramid with boots stomping on people. Is Ben Garrison back into making centrist cartoons or is this an older one?

1 CanadianAsshole1 2019-01-13

thicc

1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-01-13

Honestly though, what message is he trying to get across here?

1 Pickled_Kagura 2019-01-13

Radical centrism

1 TwentyHundredHours 2019-01-13

This can't be Ben Garrison. The "BG" and the lack of annotations proves this. This must be an impostor.

1 Ikinhaszkarmakplx2 2019-01-13

What's his fascination with arses, yo?

1 JustLions 2019-01-13

This must be early Ben "Oppress with chains those from Aaaafricaaa" Garrison, where there was at least flimsy denial that he was gobbling Republican cock.

1 MonkeyJo 2019-01-13

Why is Ben “One Man Klan” Garrison referred to as the fentanyl man? Is he a junkie?

1 MG87 2019-01-13

Yes

1 MG87 2019-01-13

Why in God's name is the Capitol Building speaking jive?

1 The_Long_Connor 2019-01-13

Gotta make sure he gets ebonics in there so he can have that low key racism.

1 mcslibbin 2019-01-13