2019 year of the THICC

1  2019-01-13 by Inceltiers

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whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.

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Too real

😥 quotes for the soul

She actually looks like a woman in that right picture

shows you how much angles matter

But saxons matter, too!

And the Jutes!

nah fuck the jutes, they didn’t even make it into the name

get woke on picts, you racists

It's over for Pixels & Brittonicels!

Plus they control all the banks and media.

2% of the population controls 90% of the media

Anti-Semite!

she looks way better in the left one

fat foids btfo

Makeup and hair was way better

I like both. But the left a bit more.

Lol

The fuck is with people answering me with "lol" recently. Like, 3 times in two days I think.

This one just because it seemed like you initially liked the left one better and then conformed to r/drama tastes

No, I looked again carefully and surrendered myself to the cult of mild thiccness. And I noticed the tits. It was an instaedit

Ok good. sounds like you engaged with this thoughtfully

Of course I did, it's tay

Lol

fat foids

Mothefucker, you from Rwanda or something? How tf is she fat there, lmao?

she's fat by Japanese and Korean standards. American standards aren't reasonable at all.

Lmao, you ever been to those two countries or are you just another weeb who thinks that Asian girls have an average BMI of 17?

no but we had a lot of cute Korean girls on campus and they definitely are quite a bit skinnier and also less curvy than mayo foids on average.

I agree, if you like the look of prepubescent boys then that’s the look for you.

they're so hot 😍😍

Can't argue with you there

Yes officer this comment right here

Anyone can look skinny if you compare them with murifats.

I'm German though

that explains it, you like the whole concentration camp look.

Rekt.

OMG! I love this comment.

And none of them will ever fuck you anyway even after your embarrassing worship of them. I guess that’s why you diddle kids

mayo foids

Found the racist

Shut up ape foid

Go circle jerk with your buddies cuck

You don't get to call anyone a cuck, ladyboy.

Nope I’m a biological female but love the projection I’m seeing lol

Lol such a typical redditor. Patrick star IQ. There's no projection going on here. Be a bit more original. No life having hun

Ok all joking aside you are actually projecting 😂

Why so asshurt?

NPC

Who hurt you, sweaty? 🙃

Can even spell sweety right and automatically jumps to NPC? Can you be any more predictable than you are?

Lol she didn't even notice. So cute.

You said “sweaty” you retard

Lmao

And we’re done corresponding, go be a troll to someone else now loser.

Lol you're so dumb. You didn't even notice it. All you ever do is post about incels, yet you didn't even notice one of their most popular meme. Fucking hell.

Actually I did. NPC, mayo foid, “who hurt you sweaty”, accusing everyone of being a tranny of some sort. Your life must be very empty a pathetic, I go to Reddit to blow of steam, look a fluffy animals, look at scary posts and occasionally laugh at cringe. Yet you....this is all your sorry ass has going for you. I would be genuinely sad if you weren’t a shitty human being, instead it’s actually hilarious.

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Lol whatever you tell yourself to help you sleep at night. Btw you still haven't noticed the meme. :)

Just talk to her bro! Act like a Chad bro! Call a slut and she’ll send you nudes! Ain’t that right /u/LadySaberCat? Want a strong alpha male to pump and dump you little roastie?

K. Trihard

Not trying hard enough, just talk to the roastie and reply to it. They never ignore men who treat them like shit.

K

Go on you little pussy go be an alpha male.

K

Still not talking to the foid

Incels like you should have been strangled in the crib

K

Just come out of the closet already

Wtf?

Don’t you want Chad?

If you’re going to be a whiny useless bitch then get on your knees. At least then you’d actually be useful.

The door is there. Out. Soyboy.

Triggered little faggot what’s wrong? Mad the foid won’t suck your little dicklette?

K

Ffs, she doesn't even go here.

You can hurt my ass any day, u/LadySaberCat.

No into pegging but no judgement if you are 😊

Not being sarcastic or rude though

Maybe I like being treated rudely...

Well you like what you like

put your feminine cocktail weenie in my butt

No such thing actually

Oh...oh, god. Are you a negress?

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😂😂

i don't wanna be a white knight faggot or anything but well, I want to be nice and make sex to you

I have a horse mask and have posted hog, it's nice

You can’t be racist against mayos because they’re not really human.

I’m not being sarcastic that’s actually racist

I’m also not being sarcastic - white “people” aren’t people.

So you are in fact racist.

Since you’re evidently a bit dim, I’ll explain: you can only be racist towards people, and mayos are not people.

Since you’re a racist piece of shit I’m just going to ignore

Send nudes but only if you're hot

Send nudes only if you have a feminine penis.

Guuuurrrll, how are you not seeing what they are doing? smh

I have better things to waste my time on

Seeing as you've been getting milked for the last 12 hours, I kinda doubt that.

If you've got mammary glands, you like being milked. In a way, I'm jealous of nursing mothers.

Dropping knowledge bombs?

Ok, ok, I didn’t mean to offend you. Can I shit in your mouth?

lmao running from the truth, typical subhuman mayo behavior

Being racist is fun though.

Fuck off cumskin garbage white piece of shit.

The elimination of the "white" race is inevitable. In fact, race is, for the most part, a nonsense construct, but the "white" race even moreso. It is clear that there is no explicit, accurate definition for being "white", the phantasm of "race purity" is far from reality and is grounded in nothing but the fantasies of people who think that those that they do not consider "white" are "taking muh womenz" (read: insecurity, as well as misogyny).

In present-day society, the identity of Western countries and their inhabitants are not pegged down by race, but by nationality—additionally, you can now see people mixing their origins with their current nationality, an example being so called "hyphenated Americans". These people range from someone holding some aspects of their culture dear to them, to someone who calls themselves so because "my [insert near ancestor] was from [insert foreign country]". Contrary to the European failure at integrating immigrants, the United States has done well with the integration of immigrants, and miscegenation of races will thus be unavoidable, and the delusion of "white purity" will become extinct.

Even in Europe, although they may not have succeeded in integrating their immigrants well (leading to the formation of ghettos such as the ones in Tower Hamlets, London), there will always be a few immigrants who manage to escape from the grasps of these ghettos and integrate within larger society. This leads to race-mixing as well, albeit to a lesser extent, but every bit counts, and every bit helps. Why? When two people of color have children, you can usually see distinct features from both parents present in the child. When a person of color and a white person have a child, the most commonly (and usually only) feature passed down from the white parent is lighter skin (cumskin). This is due to the fact that the genes that lead to the expression of so-called "white" phenotypes, are for the most part, recessive. This facilitates the elimination of "white" features in society.

Furthermore, children who have blood from both a person of color and a white person are forsaken by those who fantasize about the white race being preserved, even though they carry recessive genes from their white parent, genes that could eventually be expressed again. This will also contribute to the demise of the so-called "white race".

Eventually, no person who considers themselves "white" will have so-called "pure" genes. Hence, the white race will have been eliminated by the standards set by the race purists themselves, having led themselves to their own demise.

Yeah I’m not White but I’m not racist towards anyone and don’t get off to genocide fantasies. It’s sick.

Black people commit over 50% of the homicides while making up less than 14% of the population.

Sources:


In 2011, blacks made up:

  • 49.7% of all arrests for murder

  • 32.9% of all arrests for forcible rapes

  • 55.6% of all arrests for robbery

  • 43.6% of all arrests for prostitution and commercial vice

Source: FBI statistics, 2011


41.6% of blacks are on government assistance.

Source: US Census Bureau statistics

And this is related to wanting to kill White people how exactly?

a

Yet I’m not. If someone isn’t a criminal or otherwise scumbag I have no reason to hate them.

a

We should take care of our own citizens, we cannot be the police of the world.

The refugees can be naturalized and then taken care of.

They should want to contribute to the country that they immigrate

Cool, refugees can fit that criteria.

Can we kill them all?

No, they should just return to their homeland in sub-Saharan Africa and build the Wakanda that they've always been capable of building.

Pathetic, you don’t even wanna do the obvious.

“people”

hold it right there

What can get you off harder then mayocide?

you realise voluntarily mixing with other races isn't genocide right?

Yeah I’m aware of that. I’m not a Neo-Nazi or a Hotep.

i don't wanna be a white knight faggot or anything but well, I want to be nice and make sex to you

Dumb cunt

He's German

r/justneckbeardthings

See my post above. I’m assuming he’s just not aware of what a boob is

Post a selfie time stamped.

remind me in April and I will

Why April?

I'll be leaner by then after cultivating mass over winter.

LMAO, bitch, you were complaining about fat people and then you admit you are ugly as fuck right now that you are afraid to show pics?

I will ban you until April to help you remember the pic. Feel free to shorten it by posting earlier.

🔥🔥🔥

Can he (and/or his future alts) get a NAMBLA flair or something?

Nah, this fattie pedo is kill on sight until I see his titties.

Now this is the kind of mod we deserve.

fucking BASED

I tried to have the mods give him a pizzagate symbol but they said no.

Id be careful he is not someone to fuck with he did an ocular pat down on me once.

lol this is the kind of modding/r/drama needs

Gaining excess fat during a bulk purposely is not the same as getting fat because of lack of self control.

Cultivating mass over the winter? Bitch, are you a bear that is hibernating?

Yeah it is called rationalizing, just like telling everyone you aren't a pedo everywhere you go because it keeps coming up organically in your conversations.

Hahaha, it's clear you've never stepped foot in a gym. Keep dreaming of being with Tay because that's the only place it'll happen. <3

You think I even give a fuck about Tay. I am aware of what bulking means. Are you aware of what rationalizing means? Also what kind of faggot are you that you care this much about that one particular user?

The only people who brag about bulking are people getting fat and too ashamed to admit that they can't stop shoving food in their mouth.

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#FREEMYNIGGAYAMETE

He knows what he has to do and he can be free this instant. He doesn't care.

Maybe he's just bulking? I think he'll have more incentive to stick around until April if he can just do his thing on /r/drama.

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It's April.

Tits bitch. Now.

Mad someone insulted your waifu?

Oh, you want to jump in on the cross fire?

Those are called boobs. You may have seen one before.

rEal WomEN hAvE cuRvES

I’m pretty sure she’s a woman either way

Na. That’s a girl on the left, women on the right.

What if I'd fuck both?

yeah not like shes trans or anything

That subtle boob job helped lmao

Yeah 9 years didn’t help either. Lol

If that’s a boob job, it’s phenomenal. She’s filled out overall though in that photo and it looks great.

Did she actually get a boob job? It feels like in the last couple of years that she filled out all of a sudden.

All celeberities get work, they're are very smart too, they aren't going to get an insano boob job if an insano boob job is gonna cost them money, but u best believe they gonna upgrade from beestings lmao

Yeah, a plastic surgeon commented on her Golden Globes appearance saying that it looked like she got a "tasteful" boob job so I guess that settles it. But it's hard to tell with the magic of pushup bras.

She went from the kind of hot that only appeals to white guys that think Emma Watson's the pinnacle of beauty to being legitimately hot.

She looks like a woman in both. Comments like this can be hurtful to girls regarding body image.

I'm just doing my part in making America thinner. One anorexia at a time!

Get over it guys get the same shit but don’t get near as much defense for it . That’s life

Two wrongs don’t make a right though.

I’m just pointing out it’s not a woman issue . More or less I would like to say it’s not important how people think of you. There are no wrongs or two wrongs .

This comment is why nobody likes manlets.

I’m not a Manlet, I’m just telling you it’s bullshit to complain about being judged for looks.

lol if you're under 6'2" it was over for you anyway

I mean I’m under 6 2 but I’ve probably fucked hotter bitches than you .

Girls that are hurt by comments on /r/drama to the point where it affects them deserve it. JUST IGNORE IT LMAO

She looks hotter in the left pic. Big titties are overrated, especially if they are the result of added chubbiness.

Big-ass tiddies* are overrated (Christina Hendricks gets a pass 😏). Taylor's TayTays aren't even "big" tbh. She looks fine af right now (the right pic).

She looks good in both but gotta stick to my small tiddy gang roots

She looks hotter in the left pic.

damn women really are retarded

They are the result of implants, not chubbiness.

wow rude!

Definitely better in the right pic 100% also I reported woolgun to the admins for patriarchal violence, hopefully theyll be arrested soon (not sure if on ping list 😭)

Lol, this ping list shit is so frustrating! 🙄😒 Whenever i ping someone (non regular) on this sub, i have to make sure that he's on the ping list. 😡

Its actual oppression. 2019, wtf

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

She looks like a fucking plank in the first one. Real women have tits.

Fragile Femininity. So sad.

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This but as it is

Howdy partner

You mean she grew up into a woman 13 years after she was 15/16? Shocking!!

What possesses someone to type like this?

soy

He's right, though. A lot of girls get a bit bigger up top in their later teens or early 20s.

Tit growth is weird. It doesn't seem to hit them at the same time or rate at all.

Man skinny hate sux

Dont forget, everyone that likes the second pic is a 270lb+ neckbeard, fragile tay > girthy tay

She got a boob job.

Left: after getting liberated from a concentration camp.

Right: after one year of recovery.

Based tayposter

DELETE THIS

Here's the full res pic: https://i.imgur.com/pvQVhZz.jpg

Omgggg she's so cute

Was there ever any doubt?

Not in my heart, but some very rude people here would always say otherwise, probably to annoy me 😡

You need to wield your banhammer more often.

Tay is a libtard! You need to change your flair! Commie mommie is our new queen

Stop saying that!

AOC and Tay collab when?

Ban those who insult our 🐍 queen

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

Eww i can even see the collar bones on that landwhale.

She actually looks better with a few pounds on.

🤮🤮 bring back skinny Tay 💀💪🏻

No. Thicc Tay has boobs and maybe a butt.

Before she had a great face and the rest was mediocre . Now everything is mediocre.

How dare you. I'm literally shaking rn ☹️😖😥 mods plz ban

It's fast-food produced fat tho

Perfect would be skinny tay with big boobs.

Tits

That's extremely obscure.

When did she get boobs?

implants? it saddens me when a flat qt gets a boobjob. happens too often with JAV actresses, smh.

It's a push-up bra, you blind fuck.

She admitted it in this rolling stones interview..

Flat haram and only for kid diddlers

no, slim, less curvy, small chested women are most wonderful

Motherfucker, you into twinks. Lol, just accept it and raid pizzashill's bussy.

I think twinks can be cute but I'm not into guys, so ... I dig small framed, skinny women though

Are you a libertarian by any chance?

liberal

You're spelling it wrong, it's got a "tarian" after the "liber"

We all know pedos are left wing

lmao at the butthurt lefties who made this controversial.

We all know pedos are either papists or sand people. It's the religion, not the politics. The repression of normal sexual urges causes them to surface in deviant ways, like fucking little boys.

How did you convert to both?

Yep this is YameteOniichanItai alright

Reading that first sentence, I think you might want to admit some fundamental truths about yourself...

Hey you’re that little fag who keeps deleting it’s accounts for being a hebephile weebo degenerate who likes posting on justneckberdthings

Gross

Eh, I like a nice rack, but there are still hot chicks who are flat.

You wouldn't fuck Emily Browning or Elsa Jean?

No, I wouldn't cos I'm not a pedo

When she got to a healthy weight and stopped being a human stick insect. She should pack on an additional 20 pounds and see where it goes. Some women get thicc in all the right places (like Christina Hendricks), some in all the wrong places (like the girl who replaced Avril Lavigne). I'm all for titty monster Taytay.

that's disgusting, women should be skinny, low bodyfat, not curvy, and have cute, tiny abs, just as God intended

That's twinks.

the ideal woman has rhe bodytype of a twink

Yikes sweetie just yikes

and a cute feminine penis

that'd be gay, I'm not gay so no thank you.

OUT

OUT

OUT

How have you not been banned?

Nice denial, bro

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay.

2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality.

Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay.

So technically, yes, rape trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is.

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People say drama is just shitposting but there’s a lot of good information here too

I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.

I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. > > Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg.

While I'm slurping down my share of this pasta, I should comment that if you divide kilos by metres per second (and this ought to be metres per second squared, but eh), you don't get kilos. A person registering as 70kg (lol, average American human male weighs 154 lb, it is to laugh) on domestic scales masses 70kg - were the scales to be correctly marked in weight units (force) then these would be kilogram-metres-seconds-2 (kg.m.s-2 ) or "newtons", which would put this "average American" at 686 N to the nearest whole unit. But most people don't think in newtons or even in poundals (unit of force in the foot-pound-second system) and instead just use mass units as if they were weight units, considering that 1 kg mass = 1 kg weight-at-standard-gravity -- which is good enough for those of us who will never be leaving this planet.

You sound like someone who "experimented" in high school or something, liked it wayyyy too much, and after a prolonged cumguzzling bender your mom found out and you've been praying the gay away ever since.

the ideal woman

sometimes i wish pizzashill were around for moments like this

You link twinks? Faggot.

thx for our daily pedo take

thats not pedo

no but u are

no, notice how I said women and not little girls? that's how you know.

I'm Keen to your dog whistles pedo. You keep ordering cheese pizza from Papa John's hoping you get a Vietnamese lady boy one day.

no I don't eat pizza

Exactly what a pedo would say.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

That's fucked up

What the fuck is wrong with you

Yikes another yamate alt

He's been around for a while now. Scary thing is he's always there to tell you how pre-pubescent bodies look best on women whenever it's the slightest bit tangental to the discussion. Must be at least half his post history - bait or not, the devotion is yikes, tbh.

His other alt BigTiddyAnimeWaifu was deleted lol

As stated above. What you’re looking for is a prepubescent boy not a woman.

no just a woman with the body type of one.

No you want a small girl’s body. Which makes sense because you fuck children. I wonder what uni you go to. They should be aware of on campus rapists

How are you this far into denial about what you like? What kind of fuck wants a woman with the body of a boy? Just admit you're a pedo and be done with it.

Skinny women with big tits are patrician tier.

healthy weight

She has always been skinny. Its just her bodytype.

Bullshit. That's like saying "I'm not fat, that's just my body type". Anybody can lose or gain weight. If you're into ana twigs I'm not kink shaming but remember not to feed your fuckstick.

Some people are naturally skinny you fucking retard. Maybe if you left your room once in a while for aomething other than going to McDonalds wo but your weekly ration of chicken tenders you would know. Maybe the only body type you know is fatass lard.

Some people are naturally fat sweety. Maybe if you left your room once in a while for aomething other than going to for a salad wo but your weekly ration of fat shaming you would know. Maybe the only body type you know is anorexic bitches.

t. tumblr landwhale

She was 17.7 BMI before, so slightly underweight.

Where are you getting this detailed info?

I googled "Taylor Swift height and weight" then went to BMIcalculator.com or some shit.

What's her height and weight?

178 cm, 56 kg supposedly

Some people are naturally skinny you fucking retard.

No they’re not, they naturally eat less, fatties naturally eat more, mass cannot be pulled out of thin air, energy to keep your body heat at the right level doesn’t come out of thin air. That 25ft of intestines You have absorbs 99% of thr energy you eat And No one has a nuclear reactor up their ass.

Thank god someone said this, morons who think "I'm just naturally skinny and I can eat whatever I want without gaining weight" should unironically neck themselves. We at the /r/Drama bodylifting team work hard on our diets and gainz so that we can conquer only the best bussy out there. When someone says that they carelessly eat and it has no effect it trivializes my 2% bodyfat physique that I work HARD FOR. Skinnycels who look like stickbugs that walk around feeling superior to lardasses are disgusting in their own way.

Skinnycells are ok if they’re going for the twink trap bussy aesthetics

I have a hypoglecimic friend. He starts keeling over if he hasn't eaten something in a few hours, and can shovel food and beer into his gullet all he wants and stays within his "muscly skeletor" body type no matter what.

It's kind of infuriating now that we're older tbh.

No she has (had?) an eating disorder and it's obvious.

Source: have an eating disorder

Found the fatty.

Christina Hendricks

Turns out she only dates Aryan men

(the real kind)

She's married to the East Indian guy who was in the opening scene of Sooper Troopers.

Turns out she only dates Aryan men

(mayo warning: the real kind)

East Indian

He's half-mayo, half-paki.

That's unfortunate

(like Christina Hendricks)

you know theyre fake right

I don't think so. Her breasts gained weight along with her thighs, like Scarjo lost the weight in her thighs when her tits got small (F). It's not like Hendricks is a skinny woman.

Wow, that photo is a mess

Here's her in 2016. She's just lucky none that fat went to her face and a lot of it went to her boobs. There's a reason why there aren't any recent pictures of her tummy around.

Still would

Duh, any guy would.

Eh, her tits and face still make it worth it, tbh.

Nah. Post-Firefly Hendricks is just not my type.

Jesus christ, that must have been an expensive clownectomy

Hendricks are definitely bolted on.

You can always tell who the women are by the way they shriek 'You know they're fake, right' with a stank-ass look on their face.

Because you think we care.

She looks happier in the first picture

I wouldn't be surprised if she's fucking tired of the lifestyle. Yeah the money is nice and I'm sure she wants to make her fans happy, but hell she's been going non-stop since she was how old? She probably wants to take a few years off.

Yeah the money is nice

Understatement. She’s been the most financially successful musician in history since she released 1989, which outsold all of Cher’s albums combined.

I paid $1,600 to see her on the Reputation tour. She made over $300M on that tour in 2018.

I paid $1,600 to see her on the Reputation tour.

My girlfriend watched it for free on Netflix

My girlfriend wanted to see it live. So we flew across the country and made a trip of it. Which cost way more than the concert tickets.

But at least I’ve got these sweet boxes with built in tablets that play a tswizzle video. jk I hate them and don’t know what to do with them and all my Republican friends give me shit about them when they come over ever since TayTay endorsed some democrat dude in Tennessee that couldn’t even beat a woman.

most financially successful musician in history since she released 1989, which outsold all of Cher’s albums combined

weird metric

It's a single moment captured in that picture, so I don't think you should draw any conclusions about her general state of mind based on that.

She got implants

Who replaced Avril? Ke$ha?

they probably meant her clone

Ke$ha is an awesome bitch. Prove me wrong.

This speaks for itself. She looks like one of those out of shape in shape guys from the 50’s.

Your move.

Who's that?

It is Kes$ha, you mong.

I thought she removed the $ from her name

Why are all the girls I used to beat off to in high school are now fat, this is depressing.

In 2003 she committed suicide and was replaced by a doppelganger called Melissa Vandella, who has been posing as Avril ever since. Pretty common knowledge.

I was going to laugh at you but I've heard that before so it might technically be common knowledge given that knowledge doesnt necessarily have to be provably true in the absolute sense

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There are no jokes on /r/Drama.

But seriously, look at her though. So fucking sad. She was still a 10/10 cutie when she was married to Chad. Fucking Chad.

God she is disgusting, that being said, I would still fuck her. That being said, I would fuck Amy Schumer, un-ironically, IF drunk enough.

I think it's safe to assume we'd all fuck Amy were she passed out drunk. She may not remember it, but her body will. It's the right thing to do.

Is this before or after Andrew WK was replaced by another actor?

Tay is built to be skinny, and she should stay skinny.

2019: The Year Obesity Broke

She should pack on an additional 20 pounds and see where it goes.

Found the land whale. She looks fine in either pic, and looks to be a healthy weight in both. If she packed on 20 pounds she'd most definitely be overweight.

It's okay. We accept gay folk, 87th gender nonbinary folk, and even lamppost fetishists like your ilk.

It's okay. Disregard what your dad says when he thinks you're not around. It's okay.

Who replaced Avril Lavigne?

The summer she was with Tom Hiddleston. 2017, I think?

thicc

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She's so perfect ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

More cushion for the pushin

Someone on the right forgot to photoshop

Delicious. Both right and left.

Tay tay is always cute.

Looks like her tits grew, and her head shrank.

She doesn't look healthy in the blue dress. Almost like a 16 year old wearing her sisters old prom dress till she fills in, she seems more healthy in the black.

classic Amerifat take

Supporting a healthy self image is a terrible thing to do! We should oppress young women with impossable to achieve standards of beauty instead of commenting on someone who looks nice.

What was I thinking! You have it right, being the sack of shit you are you realize that if you drag everyone down to your level you dont need to put in any real effort to do better. You can stay worthless and meaningless forever! Hopefully you have some disease that will continue to make you more of a burden on your family and caregivers until you stroke out and much to everyones relief, your carcass can finally be zipped in the bag like the trash you are.

I hope your remaining time is long and painful , so you can see the misery you caused the ones who probably at one time cared about you. At least until they found out what a piece of festering infected shit you are.

Have a great day!

You're obviously one of the normies who came here after that fucking Vice article. This sub is dedicated to dragging people down to our own level.

I should have expected as much from pedo cunts.

Pedos? We're opposed to fur fags and their kin.

fat foids are disgusting. deal with it.

Shouldn't you be disgracing your family pillow fucker?

I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura with my waifu Shinobu chan (12 yo version from Kizumonogatari) than with a fat chick.

Not because I'm desperate but because I have standards.

You have nothing, you mean nothing you are a soaked piss rag of a person.

I didn't mean to insult your face, I apologize. She's big and beautiful.

You have no idea of what my wife looks like so don't waste your breath.

I'm glad Japan is such a draw for you, please try the suicide forrest. If you could actually hang yourself without fucking it up too badly your family might not be embarrassed by you so much.

On second thought they are no doubt used to how much of a worthless fuckup you have become. Carry on pillow fucker.

As I said I'm sorry I offended you and your BBW wife so much. If you ever want to make a few extra bucks I recommend streaming her on some fetish cam service. There are a lot of men with disgusting fetishes out there who would pay good money to see her gussy.

Disgusting fetishes? like a pisstag of a pedophile who can't cope with the fact that little boy ass turns him on? So he looks for skinny flat chested women who shave their pubic hair to get his kicks? Let me guess your Halloween costumes are priests or scout leaders? Just accept the fact you think Kids r Us is a dating site and move on. You know you'll be raped in jail so try it you might like it.

The long and short of it is that you don't now and never will matter to anyone, you can't do anything unless you are on the otherside of a keyboard and your dicks so pathetic the only one who sees it besides the poor nurses aide your mom hired to change you is 5 year old boys and they arent even impressed. Your one of the universes cruel jokes and would have been much better off in the abortionists bucket waiting to be tossed in the furnace.

Lamo you baited him well 😂 😂

I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura with my waifu Shinobu chan (12 yo version from Kizumonogatari) than with a fat chick.

Hold on.

Not because I'm desperate but because I have standards.

Your standard is little girls? Cletus! Get the guns!

The very fact that you know those words and used them makes you a degenerate

Man of culture <3

Kind of mean tbh

it's somewhat reasonable given the environment a lot of amerifats/ameripoors live in - everyone is overweight-to-obese at a minimum, except for the people abusing amphetamines who get down to a healthy weight but wreck their brain, heart, etc. in the process. Literally the only people they know at a normal weight are people with drug or psychological issues.

I work very hard to maintain a healthy weight using only diet and exercise. I couldn't help but take offense at your statement that all Americans are fat unless they are on drugs or crazy. I am neither and I am at a healthy weight. I will agree that the majority of Americans are obese, but not all of us are. I don't even know why I let this get to me, I guess I just get tired of people saying it's impossible to be a healthy weight without some kind of drug habit.

I’m a total thiccfag, but you’re retarded for saying she looks “unhealthy” in the first pic.

Almost like a 16 year old wearing her sisters old prom dress till she fills in

So she looks the age she was at the time?

Now that she is fat I think I have a chance with her.

Thank you men who invented the push up bra

It looks like two different girls

Looks better skinny.

Lol you fucks act like you have a chance with either picture.

Not true, I beat off on both pictures just this morning.

An equal opportunity masturbator. Respect

Why is drama obssesed with this pig face?

Yum

She looks good in both pics, but looks like she gained a little weight. Looks good on her. She got fake boobs though. She didn't gain that much weight to get much larger boobs. Looks like she gained maybe 15 lbs. Maybe 20. Looks good still but dem boobies r fakezors.

She looks like she would smell of mens shampoo

She looks hot! Good for her. Finally!

Russell Greer just got interested in her again. Lawsuit date coming soon!

She's packin now

She's almost 30, cocaine can only do so much when your metabolism starts catching up with you.

This shits why I'm gay

She got hotter

any butt angles?

If she looks different now, then the most likely explanation is that she's been replaced by a clone.

That was something.

Year of the putting your right leg further to trick the camera into thinking you're not a STICC

Holy shit this thread is autistic

Thicc Taylor holy shit 💦💦😍💦

She gonna start bloatin up soon

She is prego /s

I want the middle ground between these two pictures because I am not a mayo faggot.

I’ve seen her in concert 6 times, dating back to when she was a nobody opening for Kenny Chesney in Dallas. Saw her in 2018 (center put tickets) and she did not look great strutting around the stage in fishnets. Taylor’s not meant to be thicc.

Some of the lunatic Taylor impersonators that we’re also in the snake pit were insanely hot though.

Whoever thinks she's fat on the right need to CLEAR their FUCKING minds. It is HEALTHY AF to have BEAUTIFUL curves and weigh 70kg as a woman of 1.60m, and anyone who disagrees is a misogynistic, retarded HATER, probably just because SHE'S successful and YOU'RE NOT.

Whatcha her Netflix concert. She's a beefcake

I will kill all of you if her feelings are hurt. I mean it. I have the authority to hunt you all down and kill you, as a moderator.

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Nobody gives a fuck. Go sadwank in the corner

Yikes pretty embarrassing

Your mom's dick is pretty embarrassing

fatty like platty

Hollywood advocating for stick figure women is white genocide

This post made me straight

Please stop with the disgusting fat ass trend..its revolting.

I like the old version better