r/drama: Recent immigrant argues with copypasta

Truly I actually feel a little bad. The copypasta is pretty awful altogether. Had he not been responding to a copypasta I would probably be much more supportive of his citation supported essay.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-13

Imagine writing an essay on Reddit for any reason and not immediately offing yourself

1 Yes_he_swan 2019-01-13

I don't need to write an essay to have a reason to off myself.

1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-13

seriousposting faggots don't deserve your sympathy. Especially when they double down on the seriousposting and faggotry when told they've just argued with copypasta.

1 Yes_he_swan 2019-01-13

Perhaps you're right. What I need to do is double down on the shit-posting.

1 Yes_he_swan 2019-01-13

unironically posting in /r/rapekink and /r/jigglefuck

😳😳😳

1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-13

commenting on any porn ever

🗿🗿🗿

1 Yes_he_swan 2019-01-13

We here at /r/drama watch our porn on Reddit without commenting on porn subs like civilized men.

1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-13

I jerk off exclusively to that imgur link. THAT imgur link. Both the shaky one and the original.

1 Yes_he_swan 2019-01-13

Finally someone who understands me.

1 somebuddyoncetoldme 2019-01-13

Wait there is porn outside of that link?

Probably won't be as good anyway.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-13

shaky > static

don't @ me 💅

1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-13

full res >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shaky > static

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-13

But you'll get perma banned if you post that full res REEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭

1 yourdeadwife 2019-01-13

I can only imagine the arrogance and autism required to think "Yes you know what would make this jacking sesh better? If I were offer my hot takes on the porn I'm tugging my pud to!"

1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-13

He says that he has sex while having comments on porn in his history. As if he's fooling anyone.

It's a fact that 100% of people that comment on porn are incels.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-13

Explain this emoji's usage to me, pls 😭

1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-13

Ed you god damn bonehead

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-13

Is that supposed to be a clue? "Bonehead"? Bone ~ rock = 🗿? I'm so confused rn 😭😭😭

1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-13

🗿🗿🗿

1 SuperiorExcess 2019-01-13

rapekink

black

offended by statistics about black on white rape

Hmmmm?

1 Yes_he_swan 2019-01-13

🤔🤔🤔

1 Alicesnakebae 2019-01-13

Imagine having an alt account on reddit lmao

1 Yes_he_swan 2019-01-13

How do you think /u/riemann1413 fully convinced this sub he has a gf?

1 riemann1413 2019-01-13

i don't use alts, /u/riemann1413gf is my actual GF. just ask /u/pablopubes

1 yourdeadwife 2019-01-13

I doubt it, you have to be 13 to make a reddit account.

1 riemann1413 2019-01-13

my gf is not only legal, she is super hot too. just ask /u/zachums

1 Zachums 2019-01-13

She is a real person who is definitely real. I cannot express how real she is, and also she’s hot.

1 Pablopubes 2019-01-13

I’ll cornfirm. I have actually met /u/riemann1413gf on two occasions and she’s a very nice person.

1 trappysaruh 2019-01-13

this tbh

1 AllahSyriaBashar 2019-01-13

(continued, hit the 10,000 word limit)

It's rare to see an Autism diagnosis of this degree happening live

1 tHeSiD 2019-01-13

It's sad he was told it was a pasta.. Could have milked him more.. We are losing our way..

1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-13

telling him it was pasta didn't even stop him for a second, dude. He started ranting about countering propaganda right after.

1 EasySchmitty 2019-01-13

posts in latestagecapitalism and bbcpersonals

B8

1 Nyroc_ 2019-01-13

Oops looks like someone didn’t do the required reading for their first day at /r/drama.

1 Inceltiers 2019-01-13

Holy shit he is triggered hahaha

posts poetry in the red pill

AHAHAHHAHAHAH

1 majopa989 2019-01-13

If more black people wrote 20,000 word replies on /r/drama as opposed to raping white women the world would be a much worse place

1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-13

His top post in the profile is a pic of a beautiful black dong so I'm thinking this might be just high tier bait.

1 Alicesnakebae 2019-01-13

Doesn't matter in drama we're all retards trying to laugh at a bigger retard even if its a fake one

1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-13

True.

1 Alicesnakebae 2019-01-13

And you can tell everyone he's talking too is a rapefugee with how he's just getting downvoted for being a lolcow smh

1 freet0 2019-01-13

Man if you write an essay so long it maxes out the comment character limit on r/drama just to bait that's almost as bad as doing it seriously.

1 Amin00265 2019-01-13

I thought that's a pasta too.

1 StopEditingTitles 2019-01-13

Half of what he said was wrong anyway, 3/5ths of mayo crime is actually committed by hispanics since they're organized together so when you look at fbi statistics just cut off 3/5ths the numbers. This is of course ignoring per capita where mayos out number blacks 4.7 to 1. The races basically commit the same amount of crime total. Mayos commit 2.6m crimes per year but blacks commit 2.64 based on known information. This means blacks almost commit FIVE times the amount of crimes of mayos. This is of course a pointless statistic as asians commit 5x less crime than mayos. Mayos on suicide watch.

1 RichEvansSextape 2019-01-13

Also I feel like most interracial crime is between Blacks and Hispanics

1 RetardedRon 2019-01-13

I sheckleperod back with facts and logic

1 grungebot5000 2019-01-13

i mean, he’s right though

1 Zero777g 2019-01-13

I unironically learned something lmao.

Recent immigrant argues with copypasta

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