My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren’t addicted to Reddit. You’re making a difference, though!

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Truly a cruel mistress

👏and👏that's👏a👏good👏thing👏

/r/semenretention

how could I have been unaware of such a based subreddit

Why do the admins allow this hate sub to continue to exist?

Actually you should blow your load whenever you have the chance to. That is what I have done and that is what true power really comes to.

There is magnificent power in the wealth of cum and of the act of cumming.

I have found that it is better to let it consume you, retaining it only hinders yourself and serves evil.

When I say evil I mean the moral busybodies who try to shame you for pleasure.

I engage in astral orgies practically every night where the possibilities are endless.

I've held orgies with many extraterrestrial and extradimensional entities alike.

השבח לאל

instantly subbed

Magnum994 23 points 10 hours ago

r/autism

😂😂😂

ikr? I know it gave me a good chuckle lmao

Yeah, but busting it turns me into White Lightning. And Hy that, I mean Burt Reynolds.

This is why autism should be weaponized.