A man unironically uses latinx, get butthurt when called out

1  2019-01-14 by ineedmorealts

63 comments

I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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I always write my 3 word reddit comments with inclusivity in mind, and then I write an essay explaining that inclusivity

Makes winning internet arguments easier because then the other guy has to respond with an essay in APA format featuring tables, figures, and at least three primary sources.

Then you can discredit him when you see Wikipedia in his bibliography.

How can I even take your argument seriously if you don’t include 12 point font? Go back to The_Retard.”

Sir! Sir, did you notice how inclusive I am? Sir. I need you to verify for me that you did indeed notice my woke take.

God damn, that meme is cringey af.

b-b-b-ut the left can't meme!

It's called projection 📽✨

Classically, it was the right that couldn't meme because they were just a bunch of tech illiterate boomers. However when 4chan switched to the right, they eclipsed the left in meme potential.

Remember when memes were funny videos and websites and not just another front in the kulturkampf? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

When Steve Bannon invented memes, he planned a slow rollout. Keeping them apolitical so everyone would embrace the concept. After memes were embedded in internet culture he was able to move on to step 2 of operation gamer gate.

He can't keep getting away with it!

I'd say it was less about tech (since rotating skull gifs on GeoCities aren't really knee slappers) and more about being perpetually outraged.

The best targets for comedy are angry people who can't take a joke, and in the 90s it was all christian moms against videogames, gays, and rock music.

"Nazis" are the new "Satan" so the pendulum swings.

Neither can the far right. The left is far too soft to make any jokes that have any bite to them, that's why you get shit like CTH calling people chuds. And the far-right is too divorced from anything but their shit to be funny. Look at CringeAnarchy now. Once it got quarantined it turned into a shithole of grandpa tier memes and 'muh crime stats'

Que pendejx.

Todos contra la paredx

I want to be a ballerinx when I grow up!

No mxmxms

This hurts to read.

That bracelet is the most dog whistle I've ever seen

The more explicit your imagery the more dog whistle you are.

Picasso’s Guernica is a dog whistle for the horrors of war. The stars on the American flag are a dog whistle for the 50 states.

I genuinely have no clue what doge whistle means other than.. well.. a whistle for dogs?

Symbolism for being a nazi.

Weirs to call them whistle blowers though

You know how humans can’t hear irl dog whistles because they’re too high pitched? Leftists believe that the right-wingers secretly communicate with each other using subliminal messaging that other people don’t pick up on. There’s truth to this in some circumstances, but most of the time it’s a tactic they use to say, “(opponent) said X, but they actually meant Y.”

Thanks love 😘

despite making up 13% of the dog population, pitbulls commit 50% of all violent crimes

Pitbulls are a breed of peace

people are such faggots

White people*

Did you even read this twitter thread? Plenty of beautiful people of colour being gigantic faggots

They are all whitey (1/2024 black !) larping

100% the only people who use the word "Latinx" (literally sounds like a shitty off-brand shampoo) are all monolingual whites.

At the absolute most they have a Spanish second name, took Spanish in high school for the language credit and call themselves "brown" despite being 90% ethnic European to compensate for the fact the melting pot chewed them up and spat them out.

Yes, but I was also referring to the people getting bussyblasted over retards saying 'latinx' because it's not pronounceable in their extremely shit language

faggotx

I like words like "Latinx" and "People of Colour" because it allows me to quickly identify the people deserving of the gas chambers when the revolution finally comes

POC is unironically shorter to type than "nonwhite"

What about "nig"?

not sure what that means

It's shorthand for buck, and a tad more progressive I'd argue

ah, it must be what he calls his wife's boyfriend

Same thing

But it’s also used interchangeably for “non white” “black” and “brown and black” making it pointless except for identifying annoying people. Also, the phrase “people of colour” grates on my ears.

colored people

😱🤬🤯🙅‍♀️

people of color

😎👍🏼💯👀

Fine, we'll call ourselves colored...but not because you want us to!

POS

😱🤬🤯🙅‍♀️

POC

😎👍🏼💯👀

People of Shit

D E S I G N A T E D

It's actually People of Size, aka Americans.

so basically like the term "Asia"

People of Colour

I hate this. I don't think it should take you three worlds to say the same thing as "colored." Just call me with that one word and stop wasting my time, geez.

But "people of color" sounds more European, and therefore more sophisticated.

Thinking being like Europeans makes you more sophisticated.

Well, there's our problem.

wow a monolingual american trying to tell other cultures how to act, I'm fucking shocked. do they realise how absolutely moronic it is to try and add a gender-neutral term into a romance language?

It's been used (and mocked, deservedly so) in Spain for years.

Wtf happened to just "Latin" as in "Latin America"?

No, it's far more sinister than that. Basically in Spanish(and Italian too, I'm guessing most or all romance languages), every noun and pronoun is male or female. This is deeply unacceptable for the genderless attention seekers(in America), and more importantly, the allies of said attention seekers which are a lot more. Also, if there is a group that includes both males or females, you always use the male gender word, as if males are superior and proof of the patriarchy. This is double offensive to "woke" people. So these people who don't even speak Spanish have taken it upon themselves to "correct" the language for the hundreds of millions of us in the world who actually speak the language, because they're white and "woke" and know best.

¿Eres hispanohablante nativo?

Oh boy, a white person taking a break from seasoning their chicken with water to impose their batshit social worldview on an entire language for hundreds of millions of people, how surprising. BRB, starting a campaign to correct Koreans on how offensive their own language is, when it conjugates based on how much older or younger the person you're talking to is, because it discriminates against people who identify as younger people, or age-neutral people. I honestly would pay money for this guy to buy fentanyl and kill himself with it, and I'm not joking.

That opening question mark (¿) is the most tryhard shit ever.

You might as well just prefix it with 'I learned Spanish from Rosetta Stone'.

So that's no longer a thing in Spanish? Something like the German ß?

I don't know the status of the german b that sounds like an s, but while it's still very much a part of the language, it's fallen in desuse for all but the most formal contexts.

It's a symbol for basically double s, and the grammar got reformed in the 90s to limit its use.

You’d think krauts wouldn’t want anything to do with SS.

It is, just people who actually speak spanish over the internet don’t use it because it is a pain in the ass to type for no actual gain

Yep, you don’t see that shit when natives actually text each other or post online 😂😂

Hey America, how did shaming Mexicans work out for you last time?

Meanwhile in a baseball game the crowd screams cocksucker and asshole at the players.

The clearest proof that Argentina is white is that it's the only country in Latin America where a non-negligible amount of people buy into this shit.

Argentina is just full of mayoboos.

What I take away from that thread is that it is important to be inclusive in your hate.

We have a word for that dipshit, it's "maricon"

Lmao I got banned from r/forwardsfromgrandma for this 4, even though the thread being shared here is completely out of my control

Lol I didn't even get banned for making this post. I guess this goes to show once again that mods are morons and pussies

Yeah, latinx people need to be genocided

From now on ill make sure to be as gender inclusive as possible and just refer to them as spics.