Rightoid debater uses Professor Kermit in debate tournament, gets a big yikes and this ain't it chief from judge, r/debate

1  2019-01-14 by hisverbisdictis

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This is why we need mayocide.

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Great minds think alike.

Sounds about right

Post removed from r/debate but here's his repost of it in r/jordanpeterson:

https://www.reddit.com/r/JordanPeterson/comments/afqmx1/disqualified_in_a_high_school_debate_for_quoting/

Video he linked is an absolute lolfest

Imagine being autistic enough to quote fucking memerson, lmao

He quoted Shapiro and Sam Harris too

The fuckin trifecta

He's a true Turbo Autist™

He should have quoted Taleb and called them IYIs. #skininthegame

Imagine thinking you're some enlightened individual, signing up to a fucking debate club and then quoting ben shapiro youtube videos, how fucking embarassing is that

yeah imagine quoting someone who knows what he's talking about

AKCHUALLY memerson is an intellectual tee hee

yeah, nobody's buying that.

no tumblrinas, no chapocels, no SRDines are buying that :(

Getting absolutely demolished in rdebate, getting a 2-handed blowie in rJBP.

t reddit

COPE

it's over for copecels

Lmfao they're chanting that he should go on Shapiro and Memerson and complain about losing some more.

God the victim complex is real. Yeah dude, I know it's so hard for white men to break into the debate scene but don't give up hope!!!

Less mayos in anything is good. I s2g it's like some people here don't even care about the mayocide

clearly

He looks and sounds like I expected.

What? He's got good hair tbh, I expected a fat backboard with a greasy shirt.

What an exhausting comment section. Longpost Bot needs to be deployed there ASAP

These are competitive unironic long posters, deploying Longpost there would qualify as bot abuse.

What you have to do is get into character and read the posts at 350 wpm then it all comes together

There were tears. The young ladies, imo, did not seem to feel safe in the room. I fully support and stand by the Judge in that round. I would have made the exact same call.

National Crying Like A Bitch championships when?

This guy cross posted to a few other subs, maybe he didn't do the best job explaining himself but I just went down a rabbit hole looking into this debate stuff. Let's just say its changed since we were in highschool.

Slam poetry is considered a valid alternative to "traditional debate," and winning teams are shouting down "debate" as a tactic of white privilege. I wish I was making this shit up.

We need a new plague, just fucking end it.

even worse, there are people who think citing fucking Ben Shapiro and Memerson in a debate is a good idea lmfao

citing fucking Ben Shapiro and Memerson in a debate

I think almost all white men go through that libertarian phase in their late teens. it's just that now people have a better microphone to announce their retardation

K had been around forever, unless you were debating with Karl Rove

Did high school debate in the early 2010's. This dramatard is not lying. Slam poetry affirmatives and the like short circuit a lot of the structure of debate and we're pretty effective even before orange man bad man very bad man happened

How do you debate with slam poetry? What is it like? Did you bring your own slam game?

You recite an 8 minute long slam poem about how the US is racist and why debate needs mayocide

they’d recite academic arguments for and against various government policies. It was tame, predictable, and, frankly, boring.

Quite literally u/thereasontrumpwom

And it's just 8% of the population pushing this same dumb shit, according to that other ubiquitous Atlantic Article.

"I'm waiting for an impact argument. Leftist echo chambers are good. The Left is ethically correct in its assessment of the world as a fundamentally violent, racist, unethical structure. You can have your Unite the White rally with your lobster boi and we'll have our intellectual activity. Cool? Cool."

That is said in an r/debate subreddit lol

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they’re transphobes as always the merit of someones argument in current year rests on their opinions of mens in dresses

It's 2059 and the autistic vomiting of the permanently brain-dead is still ongoing. The landscape is barren and unable to produce food, because corn is racist. The water filtration systems were not female empowerment stations, so they had to be closed down for being too problematic. All that remains is a fraction of the population, locked in an endless argument over which number is the most acceptable to PoC Trans Otherkin.

The rats smell the end of the ape, the great feast will be upon us soon...

Captain Longpost with that top upvoted pile of shite got torpedoed by a two paragraph burn pointing out he was exactly what he'd accused them of being.

Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro are horrible authors for debate and despite the cults of personality around them they do not actually make compelling arguments or literature that is effective in a debate context. It is your job to defend your authors. People read Heidegger and Schmidt and they were both Nazis. If you really really really wanted to go down this route you should’ve blocked out author indicts but it’s an uphill battle with extremely little strategic reward (aside from my own personal stance that it’s morally bankrupt to be reading these authors in this way but since this is obviously not a concern for you I’m going to try and focus on why it’s bad independent of ethical questions)

I was almost ready to believe this guy until i read that their response (which is this issue) was to a "slam poem" about "caucaisty" and being unable to debate because of their icky white skin.

So quoting JP and BS is totally bad form and is grounds to be disqualified, but BRING OUT THAT WOKE SLAM POEM AND ITS TOTALLY COOL!

I remember reading that years ago. Why couldnt a white debater then use those same debate tactics to claim black people are at war with modern society or jews control the world, so debating illegal immigration is wrong?

all that would be very problematic

I love the guy pointing out that Peterson has THUSANDs of hours in Clinical Psychology, while forgetting to mention he's studies Jungian psychology which almost no real clinician takes seriously

Virgin Debate vs. Chad Mock Trial/Model UN.

Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro are horrible authors for debate

Any debate in a slam-poetry style format does not get to claim it is an academic endeavor. They can whip out their Memerson and Benlet, I will get my Seuss and Stan Lee and we can recite slam poetry about how the 2008 market crash is due to white imperialism.