Apparently this is newsworthy

1  2019-01-14 by aX10mAt1CaL1Y

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You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....

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That’s like self inflicted damage. Dude is a mad lad.

People is a tabloid, I'm not sure what you were expecting.

"This is not the time or place for a black dick joke."

Unfortunately the bots weren't sentient this time.

links tabloid

is surprised about its garbage quality

kek

According to Google Assistant, this is supposed to be news.

Apple News does the same shit.

Well then Google Assistant is retarded. It's People magazine.

According to Google Assistant you're a fucking idiot.

According to Google Assistant you can go suck a dick

According to Google Assistant you can go suck a dick and you're a fucking imbecile.

Everything is huge to her.

This guy looks like the poster child for meth use

No just jewish lol

He has Crohn’s disease

I have fucking leukemia and my eyes don’t look like unbleached assholes

where the drama at man?

This sub stopped being a drama sub like a year and a half ago. Now it's 'post things you don't like and bitch about it' sub, like every other shit meta sub.

Genuine drama gets downvoted by SRDines in favor of agenda posts.

Post bussy

Ariana chose big dick over Mac Miller

Reminder that it doesn’t matter how talented or attractive you are, if your dick isn’t big you’ll always be inferior

Fucking ariana grande is like fucking the backwash of every nickleodean exec

It never even started for dickcels.

Why does he look like he's strung out in every pic I see of him?

George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...

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How the absolute fuck does a dude that looks like Pete Davidson get with Ariana Grande.

Incels BTFO.