I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
Unless on smaller or niche hobby or skill-type youtube channels, one would get the impression that literally everyone who uses youtube is a venomous sperging edgelord with a hard-right lean (except ofc on dedicated left channels, then it's the opposite).
In reality 99% of people have stopped commenting or reading comments because of how much of a burning trash heap of humanity it's become.
The only thing worse than the comments on a youtube video are the live chats on a youtube stream of anything remotely political. A constant torrent of mental diarrhea.
Blessed be those channels who disable the comments sections.
It's only worse in the sense that it's a largely unintelligable deluge of emojis, pasta, ascii spam, and single word reactions, for channels which have more than a couple hundred viewers. It is at least on many large channels somewhat moderated or forced into sub mode/slow mode. I rank it less bad than either YT comments or YT livestream chat mostly because it isn't even close to as vitriolic and is at least usually just about people playing video games which are ultimately meaningless endeavours. YT it way more socially pervasive and common, and yet at the same time, Allah smite me for what I'm about to say, Toxic.
according to a comment in JordanPeterson thread on this
The director is Kim Gehrig, who was selected via P&G's partnership with Free the Bid, a program that launched in 2016 that aims to get more female directors on ads. P&G began getting involved with the effort last year.
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Whats honestly the point in having that stance? I also think this ad is ridiculous, but just because you have my account flagged as one that has commented on NYT articles you use high school mockery? How does that further your side. I consume right wing sources as well.
It's not hypocritical to be intolerant to the intolerant, you fascist fuck. Both sides are not the same. Being fascist = being racist, sexist and evil. Antifa = Being against those things.
Again, get the fuck out. Your kind is not welcome here. Fuck off.
So is that the point of this sub to have fights for the sake of fights? Im so confused lol. Well enjoy your game. If you are being serious, I am far from fascist. Unless you can name something oppressive I have done. Goodnight :)
Another fascist bites the dust. Good work, u/Russianagent1234, you only have to self-flagellate for 2 hours as punishment for your cishet status, today.
Unless you can name something oppressive I have done
Well for one, you obviously support and defend Jordan Peterson who is a fascist.
I also assume that you're white and thus you're oppressing POC by virtue of taking up space that belongs to them. Not to mention everyday oppression by things like microaggressions and outright racism which all white people are guilty of doing to some extent.
Need I go on? I also remember telling you to fuck off so why haven't you done that yet? Again this is an antifa sub and your kind is not fucking welcome. Do you understand?
You can be anti fascist while reading both sides. For instance I really detest Tucker Carlson. But I also find the one from MSNBC pretty obnoxious. CNN and Democracy now is much more tolerable.
Read the fucking sidebar, dipshit. This is a sub for making fun of retards and you couldn't see that people were joking with you, so guess what you became?
But you're defending actual fascists. Just because you watch "the other side" doesn't mean you aren't fascist. It's like "I hate blacks, but at least I listen to Kanye West!" like no, you're still fucking rascist.
Where did I defend him? I can understand the reasons that Mao purged religion from china. A country in the absence of religion is able to create scientific innovation. I am not defending someone that committed mass genocide, but I can recognize an outcome that came of it. Am I a communist now for saying that?
Why? You can be anti fascist while reading both sides. For instance I really detest Tucker Carlson. But I also find the one from MSNBC pretty obnoxious. CNN and Democracy now is much more tolerable.
Well you see, we also support the mayocide and censorship of all media not explicitly containing bussy. Why would we listen to that which we want censored?
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Dr. Peterson, hallowed be his lobster, is a walking, talking meme. He also sounds a little like Kermit the Frog. Thus the nickname: Kermit B. Memerson. He is an /r/Drama favorite because, despite being a milquetoast man so dull that he makes Mr. Rogers and his sweater collection seem exciting, he somehow makes people go full retard with such mundane advice as "clean your room" and "you should get your own shit together before you start telling other people how to live or inserting your opinions about how to organize society/government." He is the Philosopher's Stone of drama, seemingly able to transmute absolutely normal things into a festival of REEEEEEEEEEEEE, creating hate and discontent from thin air. The only downside to Dr. Peterson are the people who take him seriously, like the ones that inhabit the sub dedicated to him, which is why unironically quoting anything said there isn't a good thing.
Ooooh, so that explains why a running /r/Drama gag is getting downvotes. I triggered Daddy Memerson's little sycophants. Shouldn't you little lobsters be cleaning your fucking rooms? Don't tell me you're done. We all know you didn't vacuum.
/kotakuinaction /jordanpeterson and /mensrights and pretty much every manlet support sub is SO ANGERY right now. Literally thousands of boys seriousposting on r/drama and just SEETHING
Whats even funnier is that Philips just launched what is perhaps THE best shaving tool I ever saw, the oneblade. Any competitor with a brain will capitalize on that massive brainfart of theirs.
I only found out this was a thing this year (been hearing a lot about this handy boy as of late), mine is like the one in the video so I must've confused myself about it being a new model.
it said he was a early model tester or something,i bought some like $5 Dollar package ones from the local grocery store and it's just been a shaving apocalypse, i've cut myself more with these 3 i've used out of the like 15 than the rest of my life.
Commercial is way over the top but the sheer outrage in the comments is fucking hilarious. Imagine trying to call yourself a manly man and getting upset at a razor commercial.
lol dude it's a platitude about being a nice person in the form of a razor commercial, it's not an insult. And the comments come with the exact same pearl-clutching and claiming to boycott a product you see from liberals.
The only thing that bothers me is that they included perfectly ok behaviour like the bikini videoclip or the dude that was gonna talk to the girl in the street
The first minute of the stupid thing sets up the premise that men are morons who have clumsily enabled systems that hurt other people, and are therefore bad and need to get better to be "the best a man can get." If men need to "get better," there is an underlying implication that men were not good enough and must improve. They are telling men they are flawed. Now, we have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, and we all know it, but I don't expect platitudes and preaching about it from my razor blade. "Hey, you suck, improve yourself," is a great way to sell a twelve-step program. It's not a very good way to sell much else.
We're talking about men, not women, sweaty. The official /r/Drama axiom is "men are better at everything a woman can, including being a woman," which is why so many of our threads are about ugly trannies.
Yeah but like anything Youtube commentators take the retardation and turn it up to 11.
Normal reaction: Haha, that's a pretty dumb ad! Well, time to move on and do literally anything else with my time.
Youtuber reaction: FUCKING BULLSHIT!! WTF IS THIS SOYBOY CUCKED CASTRATION NONSENSE!!! THIS IS SJW PC POST-MODERN CULTURAL MARXISM AT ITS WORST!! IM NEVER BUYING A GILLETTE PRODUCT AGAIN!! AGH!!!!!!!!
i agree it's a good message, they should do one for black people too. like we'll show clips of news reports about black violence, and it's a public PSA for black people everywhere to stop being so violent.
i was actually trying to make a comparison to how the video is essentially "all men bad" because like 5% of men are creeps, by comparing how horrible it would be to make a video about black people.
it's usually the best argument to defeat these sjw types with since "generalizing based on gender and race bad", but "all men evil".
There's an agenda to feminise western men, so we sit limp and docile as they import millions of Non-Whites into our countries. Gillet is in bed with the globalists. Get Woke, go broke!
Yeah, there are definitely some cherry comments to pick out of that morass of hate and discontent, and that one is peak /r/conspiracy, but for the most part I still think it's just people saying "get fucked."
They put Ana Kasparian in it. 😹 😻 Somebody in their marketing department is a master at generating internet controversy publicity. People will actually talk about Gillette again outside of their old commercials, and the autistic spasming may actually last for years. Give your marketing department a raise, Gillette.
All of this time people just bought Gillette products without thinking about what the brand represented. Not sure why they decided that they had to tie their brand to a political identity.
Gillette is losing market share, I do think this will only get worse (and should get people fired at Gillette).
Here is a grade A idea, lets take a genders study concept and market it towards men (who traditionally do not participate in genders study concepts). Holy shit, how could it have ever gone wrong?
Their primary customers are men who want to have less facial hair than they currently do. In other words, trannies and other sexually-confused weirdos.
Another video proving that men are better than women. There are exactly 0 women out there calling into question their own toxic behaviors and trying to curb it. Women also do not care about sexual assault against the opposite sex, whereas men do.
Being reflective and having empathy, oftentimes to a fault, is something women are incapable of.
I love that they put a hot broad wearing white short shorts in. She's sexually signaling and when a dude attempts to make a move he gets told by another 'man' that's not okay.
People upset about this are actual retards, and probably are exactly who this ad is targeted at. If you're getting mad at it, maybe it's because you see yourself in the shitty stuff depicted.
Get over it, y'all. It's a limp dicked attempt at wokeism that doesn't even scratch the surface.
It could have been marketed a different way. Maybe just focus on how men can be leaders, maybe show vids of men taking part in their daughters lives and doing things equally with women. It would still be a little agenda-yyyy, but atleast it wouldn't be so in your face.
I love how sjws are so easily indoctrinated, that they can watch an ad and be bought.
like, there was a "Dove" commercial supporting women to love themselves, and people were so amazed by it, when it was selling products to "beautify" yourself.
virtue signalling is something sjws seem to not understand
what better way to empower women, then by hiring a female director who makes a retarded ad, and then have her ad roasted like a burnt turkey by majority.
So there I was, putting on my rape shoes, and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I help to impeach.
What? Nike can do motivating advertising, but you can't do this? You can motivate people to believe in themselves, but you can't motivate people to be less of a shitty person?
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-14
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 Nerdlinger 2019-01-14
Is there anything more banal than being an edgelord in YouTube comments?
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-01-14
being an edgelord anywhere, tbh
it's bad on youtube but it's bad here, too.
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
Yes, using the word "banal" in a sentence on /r/Drama.
1 chewis 2019-01-14
Amen
1 andise 2019-01-14
*Bamen
1 TwentyHundredHours 2019-01-14
Wait? What if this really means Boi Anal? Is this a codeword for Bussy?
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
Everything in this sub is veiled language about bussy. Where have you been?
1 DonnysDiscountGas 2019-01-14
Linking to YouTube comments on a forum for drama?
1 duckraul2 2019-01-14
Unless on smaller or niche hobby or skill-type youtube channels, one would get the impression that literally everyone who uses youtube is a venomous sperging edgelord with a hard-right lean (except ofc on dedicated left channels, then it's the opposite).
In reality 99% of people have stopped commenting or reading comments because of how much of a burning trash heap of humanity it's become.
The only thing worse than the comments on a youtube video are the live chats on a youtube stream of anything remotely political. A constant torrent of mental diarrhea.
Blessed be those channels who disable the comments sections.
1 KeeperThanatos 2019-01-14
Twitch chat has to be worse. It is like a really dumb machine learning program's output on what it sees/hears + dumb inside jokes.
1 duckraul2 2019-01-14
It's only worse in the sense that it's a largely unintelligable deluge of emojis, pasta, ascii spam, and single word reactions, for channels which have more than a couple hundred viewers. It is at least on many large channels somewhat moderated or forced into sub mode/slow mode. I rank it less bad than either YT comments or YT livestream chat mostly because it isn't even close to as vitriolic and is at least usually just about people playing video games which are ultimately meaningless endeavours. YT it way more socially pervasive and common, and yet at the same time, Allah smite me for what I'm about to say, Toxic.
1 MajesticReveal 2019-01-14
What the fuck is that, even? What woketard convinced Gillette that this was necessary or even a good business move?
1 MayNotBeAPervert 2019-01-14
according to a comment in JordanPeterson thread on this
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
Why are you unironically quoting anything from the Kermit B. Memerson sub?
1 MayNotBeAPervert 2019-01-14
dude asked a question...
1 Heydammit 2019-01-14
Why didn't you answer jubbergun's question?
1 Heliosvector 2019-01-14
What does this mean?
1 JohnBrownsGrave 2019-01-14
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1 Heliosvector 2019-01-14
No actual discussion. nice.
1 HeavyMetalMachine 2019-01-14
we need that bussy pic first. Bussy pic and then discussion
1 Heliosvector 2019-01-14
Whats honestly the point in having that stance? I also think this ad is ridiculous, but just because you have my account flagged as one that has commented on NYT articles you use high school mockery? How does that further your side. I consume right wing sources as well.
1 Verlieren_ist_Unser 2019-01-14
That’s a major Y I K E S from me
1 Russianagent1234 2019-01-14
If you're actually a fan of Peterson get the fuck out. This is an antifa sub and you are not welcome. fuck off.
1 Heliosvector 2019-01-14
Thats pretty fascist of you. (not a troll joke, how can you not realize your hypocracy)
1 Russianagent1234 2019-01-14
It's not hypocritical to be intolerant to the intolerant, you fascist fuck. Both sides are not the same. Being fascist = being racist, sexist and evil. Antifa = Being against those things.
Again, get the fuck out. Your kind is not welcome here. Fuck off.
1 Heliosvector 2019-01-14
So is that the point of this sub to have fights for the sake of fights? Im so confused lol. Well enjoy your game. If you are being serious, I am far from fascist. Unless you can name something oppressive I have done. Goodnight :)
1 KeeperThanatos 2019-01-14
Another fascist bites the dust. Good work, u/Russianagent1234, you only have to self-flagellate for 2 hours as punishment for your cishet status, today.
1 Russianagent1234 2019-01-14
Well for one, you obviously support and defend Jordan Peterson who is a fascist.
I also assume that you're white and thus you're oppressing POC by virtue of taking up space that belongs to them. Not to mention everyday oppression by things like microaggressions and outright racism which all white people are guilty of doing to some extent.
Need I go on? I also remember telling you to fuck off so why haven't you done that yet? Again this is an antifa sub and your kind is not fucking welcome. Do you understand?
1 Heliosvector 2019-01-14
You can be anti fascist while reading both sides. For instance I really detest Tucker Carlson. But I also find the one from MSNBC pretty obnoxious. CNN and Democracy now is much more tolerable.
1 Icerex 2019-01-14
You poor sweet thing. You just really are this thick.
1 Heliosvector 2019-01-14
Awe you sweet summer child. No discourse like so many others.
1 MajesticReveal 2019-01-14
Read the fucking sidebar, dipshit. This is a sub for making fun of retards and you couldn't see that people were joking with you, so guess what you became?
1 Russianagent1234 2019-01-14
But you're defending actual fascists. Just because you watch "the other side" doesn't mean you aren't fascist. It's like "I hate blacks, but at least I listen to Kanye West!" like no, you're still fucking rascist.
1 Heliosvector 2019-01-14
Where did I defend him? I can understand the reasons that Mao purged religion from china. A country in the absence of religion is able to create scientific innovation. I am not defending someone that committed mass genocide, but I can recognize an outcome that came of it. Am I a communist now for saying that?
1 CordialCalamity 2019-01-14
stop being so white you smoothbrain hick
1 Karling20 2019-01-14
shut up overwatch player
1 Russianagent1234 2019-01-14
Same goes to you. Antifa will not lie down. They will come after you. Lock your doors at night, we will find you. For now, get out.
1 Karling20 2019-01-14
no u
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
Take that nonsense outta here. This is a Mecca of RADICAL CENTRISM and we won't be having any of that limp-wristed faggotry here.
1 Russianagent1234 2019-01-14
Antifa are taking over and there is nothing you fascist boys can do about it. Prepare to get dabbed on, nazi.
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
History says otherwise, friendo.
1 StingAuer 2019-01-14
this but unironically
1 75962410687 2019-01-14
Antifa can't even take over their own protests lmao
1 KeeperThanatos 2019-01-14
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1 Heliosvector 2019-01-14
Why? You can be anti fascist while reading both sides. For instance I really detest Tucker Carlson. But I also find the one from MSNBC pretty obnoxious. CNN and Democracy now is much more tolerable.
1 KeeperThanatos 2019-01-14
Well you see, we also support the mayocide and censorship of all media not explicitly containing bussy. Why would we listen to that which we want censored?
1 BriefSquirt 2019-01-14
tucker carlson is a drama machine, thus making him good.
1 kermit_was_right 2019-01-14
You need to go back.
1 JustLions 2019-01-14
This here is Jeb! country, stranger.
1 darklydenied 2019-01-14
eww no.
1 LitPimpinDuck 2019-01-14
Normcels are the worst OUT!OUT!!OUT!!!
1 fraustnaut 2019-01-14
This is your brain on /s
1 KeeperThanatos 2019-01-14
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1 StopReplying 2019-01-14
you sound like you bend over for nigger dick
1 accounttttttttttt 2019-01-14
you sound like you don't
1 seenten 2019-01-14
bussy lmao
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-01-14
Shut the fuck up honkey
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-01-14
got em boys 😂👋
1 Vurtizontal 2019-01-14
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1 error404brain 2019-01-14
It means you should take a picture of your ass for us to masturbate too. We all posted one, it's how you know one is a regular here.
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
Dr. Peterson, hallowed be his lobster, is a walking, talking meme. He also sounds a little like Kermit the Frog. Thus the nickname: Kermit B. Memerson. He is an /r/Drama favorite because, despite being a milquetoast man so dull that he makes Mr. Rogers and his sweater collection seem exciting, he somehow makes people go full retard with such mundane advice as "clean your room" and "you should get your own shit together before you start telling other people how to live or inserting your opinions about how to organize society/government." He is the Philosopher's Stone of drama, seemingly able to transmute absolutely normal things into a festival of REEEEEEEEEEEEE, creating hate and discontent from thin air. The only downside to Dr. Peterson are the people who take him seriously, like the ones that inhabit the sub dedicated to him, which is why unironically quoting anything said there isn't a good thing.
This has been a /r/Drama PSA. Suck my balls, /u/longpostbot.
1 RealJackAnchor 2019-01-14
Lurk harder
1 KingNothing305 2019-01-14
Get out
1 TooLateRunning 2019-01-14
This comment might be peak retard.
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2019-01-14
Imagine being so low IQ you can only prop yourself up by shitting on Peterson’s sub
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
Ooooh, so that explains why a running /r/Drama gag is getting downvotes. I triggered Daddy Memerson's little sycophants. Shouldn't you little lobsters be cleaning your fucking rooms? Don't tell me you're done. We all know you didn't vacuum.
1 UhmOkSweaty 2019-01-14
Don't get on the bad side of le based buckaroos. You don't wanna go down that road.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-14
/kotakuinaction /jordanpeterson and /mensrights and pretty much every manlet support sub is SO ANGERY right now. Literally thousands of boys seriousposting on r/drama and just SEETHING
1 75962410687 2019-01-14
yikes
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
You're telling me! Do they have any idea what kind of stuff gets trapped in a carpet? That's where most of your allergens are, I tells ya.
1 le_epic_xd 2019-01-14
1 throwawayaccount_34 2019-01-14
Zoinks
1 onenight1234 2019-01-14
Marketing majors are about as connected with reality as people like op who are defending gaming and magic the gathering from feminism.
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2019-01-14
Middle class white women are detached from reality? Say it ain’t so.
1 jwil191 2019-01-14
Basically a pre- apology for when some woketard breaks out his VHS recording of the cheers finale and sees a problematic commercial.
1 Ganbazuroi 2019-01-14
Whats even funnier is that Philips just launched what is perhaps THE best shaving tool I ever saw, the oneblade. Any competitor with a brain will capitalize on that massive brainfart of theirs.
1 kermit_was_right 2019-01-14
Hard to capitalize without looking like a rightoid - easy counterattack.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-01-14
Just make the guys in your counter-ad black. This shit is easy.
1 Femicide 2019-01-14
just rip off the product, make a generic ad that stays the fuck away from all this political crap, and they will win.
1 Siverix 2019-01-14
Make your ad about thoduct anotbout woketard politics. Easy.
1 Liamdev 2019-01-14
If your rates razor has batteries or more than one blade it's shit.
Development peaked at the safety razor and has been going backwards since.
1 Ganbazuroi 2019-01-14
Not quite, it's a very good razor. You don't even need water to use it, let alone shaving cream.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-01-14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA2d7k8RAk0
Wow that's a nice razor, they have a new model? what one did you buy
1 Ganbazuroi 2019-01-14
I only found out this was a thing this year (been hearing a lot about this handy boy as of late), mine is like the one in the video so I must've confused myself about it being a new model.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-01-14
it said he was a early model tester or something,i bought some like $5 Dollar package ones from the local grocery store and it's just been a shaving apocalypse, i've cut myself more with these 3 i've used out of the like 15 than the rest of my life.
Been looking for a upgrade.
1 Ganbazuroi 2019-01-14
Well worth the price, shaves smoothly, quickly and nicely. It pays for itself after some months as well
1 Fred_MutteredBoast 2019-01-14
yeah I got the premium one and it's niiiiice
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-01-14
Get woke go broke.
When will they learn.
1 Nhabls 2019-01-14
Ah yes like all the other massive companies you amazing trendsetters managed to bankrupt, remember Nike?!?! HAHA
Oh right
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-01-14
Issa joke.
1 Heydammit 2019-01-14
Commercial is way over the top but the sheer outrage in the comments is fucking hilarious. Imagine trying to call yourself a manly man and getting upset at a razor commercial.
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-01-14
Reminder that these are the type of people who call women hypersensitive lmao
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
I don't think it's outrage so much as it is that some people just like to say "fuck you" when they've been insulted.
1 Heydammit 2019-01-14
lol dude it's a platitude about being a nice person in the form of a razor commercial, it's not an insult. And the comments come with the exact same pearl-clutching and claiming to boycott a product you see from liberals.
1 Aphil10 2019-01-14
The only thing that bothers me is that they included perfectly ok behaviour like the bikini videoclip or the dude that was gonna talk to the girl in the street
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
The first minute of the stupid thing sets up the premise that men are morons who have clumsily enabled systems that hurt other people, and are therefore bad and need to get better to be "the best a man can get." If men need to "get better," there is an underlying implication that men were not good enough and must improve. They are telling men they are flawed. Now, we have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, and we all know it, but I don't expect platitudes and preaching about it from my razor blade. "Hey, you suck, improve yourself," is a great way to sell a twelve-step program. It's not a very good way to sell much else.
1 Heydammit 2019-01-14
> the premise that men are morons
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Is it really an insult if it's true though?
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
We're talking about men, not women, sweaty. The official /r/Drama axiom is "men are better at everything a woman can, including being a woman," which is why so many of our threads are about ugly trannies.
1 Heydammit 2019-01-14
Men being better than women doesn't preclude men from being morons dum dum.
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
Oh, yeah, I forgot about the soyboys, who are (I guess) technically male (did I just assume their gender?). You have a point.
1 Heydammit 2019-01-14
Not nearly a radical centrist enough take. Please get the fuck out of my drama and take you learn to be a proper misanthrope.
1 seshfan2 2019-01-14
Yeah but like anything Youtube commentators take the retardation and turn it up to 11.
Normal reaction: Haha, that's a pretty dumb ad! Well, time to move on and do literally anything else with my time.
Youtuber reaction: FUCKING BULLSHIT!! WTF IS THIS SOYBOY CUCKED CASTRATION NONSENSE!!! THIS IS SJW PC POST-MODERN CULTURAL MARXISM AT ITS WORST!! IM NEVER BUYING A GILLETTE PRODUCT AGAIN!! AGH!!!!!!!!
1 KeeperThanatos 2019-01-14
This comment may be the greatest thing this sub has ever produced.
Of course that means it is a steaming pile of garbage, but let's focus on the positives.
1 BFLGriffon 2019-01-14
Haha the most epic comment of all time 😎
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
It's so accurate it's almost a serious-post, but I know it's not because it's actively mocking retards. It truly is a work of art.
1 seshfan2 2019-01-14
lol well memed
1 Think_Once 2019-01-14
Your forgot the WHITE GENOCIDE part.
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
This is a Mayocide-friendly subreddit. We never forget the white genocide part.
1 fok_yo_karma 2019-01-14
It takes the same time to type
1 Quelliouss 2019-01-14
What about the message of "be nice to other people" insults you?
1 Femicide 2019-01-14
i agree it's a good message, they should do one for black people too. like we'll show clips of news reports about black violence, and it's a public PSA for black people everywhere to stop being so violent.
1 Quelliouss 2019-01-14
There are plenty of PSAs about gang violence in urban communities.
1 Kogoshi 2019-01-14
/r/watchpeopledie isn’t really the same as a t.v advert with a huge budget being pushed out to millions of people.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-01-14
MDEfugee out out
1 Femicide 2019-01-14
i was actually trying to make a comparison to how the video is essentially "all men bad" because like 5% of men are creeps, by comparing how horrible it would be to make a video about black people.
it's usually the best argument to defeat these sjw types with since "generalizing based on gender and race bad", but "all men evil".
1 uniqueguy263 2019-01-14
How insufferably woke it was
1 CordialCalamity 2019-01-14
everything
1 Gil-Gandel 2019-01-14
The part where you assume I'm not nice to other people by default.
1 Valdincan 2019-01-14
Seems a bit more spergy than "fuck you"
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
Yeah, there are definitely some cherry comments to pick out of that morass of hate and discontent, and that one is peak /r/conspiracy, but for the most part I still think it's just people saying "get fucked."
1 kingssman 2019-01-14
folks who get triggered by a PSA announcement.
1 umar4812 2019-01-14
Public service announcement announcement
1 pepperouchau 2019-01-14
"Libtards always whine and overreact"
rushes to make multiple angry threads about meanie consumer goods ad
1 aqouta 2019-01-14
Shat poor sacks of shit still see ads?
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-01-14
They put Ana Kasparian in it. 😹 😻 Somebody in their marketing department is a master at generating internet controversy publicity. People will actually talk about Gillette again outside of their old commercials, and the autistic spasming may actually last for years. Give your marketing department a raise, Gillette.
1 MayNotBeAPervert 2019-01-14
"A well know caveat of marketing states, 'There is no such thing as bad publicity.'
And today, we shall definitively prove that theorem is completely true."
1 Osterion 2019-01-14
All of this time people just bought Gillette products without thinking about what the brand represented. Not sure why they decided that they had to tie their brand to a political identity.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-01-14
You're talking about them right now because of it
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-01-14
Yeah their stock just tripled.
1 pepperouchau 2019-01-14
And the vast majority of them will keep buying them without knowing/caring about this ad
1 Protoclown98 2019-01-14
Gillette is losing market share, I do think this will only get worse (and should get people fired at Gillette).
Here is a grade A idea, lets take a genders study concept and market it towards men (who traditionally do not participate in genders study concepts). Holy shit, how could it have ever gone wrong?
1 UmmahSultan 2019-01-14
Their primary customers are men who want to have less facial hair than they currently do. In other words, trannies and other sexually-confused weirdos.
1 shaneoffline 2019-01-14
This is why I don't shave. SJWs have taken over basic grooming
1 jubbergun 2019-01-14
Which is ironic considering they generally don't personally engage in any sort of basic grooming.
1 mydramaaccount 2019-01-14
Another video proving that men are better than women. There are exactly 0 women out there calling into question their own toxic behaviors and trying to curb it. Women also do not care about sexual assault against the opposite sex, whereas men do.
Being reflective and having empathy, oftentimes to a fault, is something women are incapable of.
1 BuyMeAnNSX 2019-01-14
I love that they put a hot broad wearing white short shorts in. She's sexually signaling and when a dude attempts to make a move he gets told by another 'man' that's not okay.
Why aren't they brawling for her attention?
1 left_attacks 2019-01-14
This is why women should be dressed in hijabs.
1 BuyMeAnNSX 2019-01-14
You get it my brother, praise and love allah.
1 fok_yo_karma 2019-01-14
Insallah
1 BuyMeAnNSX 2019-01-14
Haha got u fucker I used taqiyya against u.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-01-14
You're a dirty twelver heretic???
1 The-Ghola-Hayt 2019-01-14
Ismailis? In my /r/Drama? It's more likely than you think.
1 Wygar 2019-01-14
When you're a freak in the sheets but
a Lord and Savioralso a freak in the streets.1 RealJackAnchor 2019-01-14
Why would they brawl? That man is correcting him! White knighting: truly The Best A Man Can Get ™
1 mcslibbin 2019-01-14
1 Osterion 2019-01-14
Imagine being a disposable razor pleb and not using a safety razor like a true gentleman
1 left_attacks 2019-01-14
Lol safety razors. katana swords is where it's at.
1 Nerdlinger 2019-01-14
Whatever. Everyone knows you’re supposed burn the hair away with a blowtorch.
1 BaphClass 2019-01-14
Imagine being a pleb and not having your slave pluck hairs from your face with tweezers like a true patrician.
1 error404brain 2019-01-14
>Imagine not using an electrical one.
Plebs.
1 Osterion 2019-01-14
yikes
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-01-14
zoinks.
1 error404brain 2019-01-14
>Caring about getting a good shave when you just need a three day beard.
Plebs.
1 CuriousKrow 2019-01-14
This is pretty embarrassing.
https://twitter.com/JoeyPetri/status/1084878232388808704
1 cycophuk 2019-01-14
All anyone needs is dorcousa. If you aren't buying your razors from them, you are wasting your money.
1 Aiwatcher 2019-01-14
People upset about this are actual retards, and probably are exactly who this ad is targeted at. If you're getting mad at it, maybe it's because you see yourself in the shitty stuff depicted.
Get over it, y'all. It's a limp dicked attempt at wokeism that doesn't even scratch the surface.
1 Heliosvector 2019-01-14
It could have been marketed a different way. Maybe just focus on how men can be leaders, maybe show vids of men taking part in their daughters lives and doing things equally with women. It would still be a little agenda-yyyy, but atleast it wouldn't be so in your face.
1 Aphil10 2019-01-14
I mean yes, I have talked to hot women on the street trying to fuck them. Whats the issue with that?
1 resueman__ 2019-01-14
Ew, gussy.
1 zevix_0 2019-01-14
Your lack of self awareness is astounding.
1 Aphil10 2019-01-14
I got numbers that way bro
1 AJK64 2019-01-14
That's a shit marketing decision. The men who this marketing would appeal to are incapable of growing facial hair.
1 dramasutra 2019-01-14
well, it was directed by a woman apparently
1 OstrakaSocratis 2019-01-14
A perfect razor to shave my non sexist, feminine penis
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-01-14
This is why I use DollarShaveClub promo code H3H3
1 silvertongue93 2019-01-14
May Allah break the backs of these leftist emasculated cuckolds trying to take away our birthright of toxic masculinity.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-01-14
But... Male feminists don't shave. They'll keep anything from a neck beard to a dirt stash.
1 Zozbot 2019-01-14
zoz
1 Zozbot 2019-01-14
zle
1 Zozbot 2019-01-14
zozzle
1 SpacemanSkiff 2019-01-14
Praise Be, His Zozziness has spoken!
1 Femicide 2019-01-14
another feel good sjw message that does nothing to actually deal with any real problems in our society, and gives us no real solutions.
"men bad", then calls it a day.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-01-14
the same company that was caught using child slaves a short while ago..... ironic
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2019-01-14
Implying you wouldn’t have child slaves too if you could get away with it
1 dramasutra 2019-01-14
I love how sjws are so easily indoctrinated, that they can watch an ad and be bought.
like, there was a "Dove" commercial supporting women to love themselves, and people were so amazed by it, when it was selling products to "beautify" yourself.
virtue signalling is something sjws seem to not understand
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-01-14
How does this sell razors?
1 dramasutra 2019-01-14
you dummy, this ad is clearly marketing the razors towards men who like to go tranny
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-14
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Literally all manlet support group subs. Repostedike 8 times with over 1000 comments
Oh god you retards are pathetic. Keep pretending you're not SO MAD on behalf of Men are you're all totally 6' or taller
1 dramasutra 2019-01-14
what better way to empower women, then by hiring a female director who makes a retarded ad, and then have her ad roasted like a burnt turkey by majority.
1 Warbring3r 2019-01-14
So there I was, putting on my rape shoes, and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I help to impeach.
1 squishles 2019-01-14
1 testiclekid 2019-01-14
This is inspiring and amazing
Props to Gillete
What? Nike can do motivating advertising, but you can't do this? You can motivate people to believe in themselves, but you can't motivate people to be less of a shitty person?