You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....
So there I was, putting on my rape shoes, and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I help to impeach.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-14
You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....
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1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-14
https://i.imgur.com/WLMJ6D7.jpg
1 scatmunchies 2019-01-14
Knew what it was before I clicked.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-14
Who doesn't know the url by now?
1 -DeadHead- 2019-01-14
Who doesn't use the https://i.imgur.com/zhcyiD9.jpg url but you?
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-14
Mines better. It's a cooler url.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-01-14
It's over for WLMJ6D7-cels
1 le_epic_xd 2019-01-14
Gay
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-01-14
Funny! Lawlz wishes he was that slick.
1 cmakk1012 2019-01-14
1 htmlcoderexe 2019-01-14
whoa, this is like the first time I've seen these used on here
1 pepperouchau 2019-01-14
They used to commonplace. This is how you know we've had too many immigrants that have refused to assimilate.
1 seenten 2019-01-14
Honestly, people need to use their autism
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1 Warbring3r 2019-01-14
So there I was, putting on my rape shoes, and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I help to impeach.