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It was "a side of mayo". Christ.

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I sincerely hope he’s not joking.

Oh holy crap. He actually did it!

The real madlad.

So we told Donald Trump to serve fast food at a White House banquet and he did it the absolute madman.

That's one of the best pics I've ever seen in my life

I’ve never been more proud to be an american

Does he think they're normal college kids and not athletes?

You don't think college athletes eat McDonalds?

Nowadays the football stars are fed healthy food to maximize their performance

Well they got a presidential pardon on the gross food today.

It’s not like a single meal will fuck them up. Every single nutritionist out there recommends a cheat day once a week.

I'm not saying that they wouldn't eat it, just that the typical college athlete probably eats less McD's than the typical college student.

Not when your trainers and coaches say otherwise

You’ve probably never had a trainer/coach in your life you fucking nerd

Reported for downright meanness.

Settle down buddy, it's just tendies

They absolutely do all the time hahahaha

Mate, if I'm invited to the white House and I got served fucking McDonald's then I'm rioting.

Carb load bro.

The follow up tweet says they ate it all.

and why wouldn’t they, it’s free food and the season’s over

So much plastic and carton. This is peak Burgerstan.

Doing his part keeping the economy moving.

POTUS predicted there would not be much left - appears to be accurate.

>Americlaps

Ah come on!

I'm fairly certain this is the most distilled essence of Trump in one photo thus far.

Mayyybe him in his gold plated bathroom beats it, but him smugly showing off shitty fast food as if it is a big accomplishment people should be grateful for? That's gotta be at least in the top 5.

A man of culture

Who says wh*te people don't have culture?

http://i.imgur.com/cVsVQHg.gifv

Is this just your new favorite gif?

yes... (eh, kinda, because I'd really like to use this one given the perfect moment)

That's a p gud 1 too 👌

mcdonalds gonna introduce a 20,000 piece nuggies in honor of Daddy ❤️️🍗😋

TBF, Mcdonalds is kind of peak American culture.

Trump is a Gamecocks fan confirmed.

Lol I doubt he is in charge of catering events

He's allegedly personally paying for this meal so I guess he gets to choose the menu

If only he had access to a nice restaurant just down the street from the White House.

not knowing the white house literally is its' own nice restaurant

not knowing the WH catering staff is furloughed

furloughing your own kitchen staff through your own shutdown to own the libs

relevant sassy comment

OK, THIS IS EPIC

Judging by the pictures he chose the dollar menu. Makes sense as Trump has no money.

And the SS probably had to check every single item lol

Boy the bigge Mac ain't no dollar menu bullshit

Big Mac ain’t on the dollar menu dumbass.

Imagine getting a once-in-a-lifetime chance to eat a meal with the president at the White House and being served the shit you get after stumbling out of a kegger at 4am

I think it is funnier all that shit is going to be cold as fuck.

Seriously. At least use a heating tray of some kind.

i fail to see the issue

More like twice in three years for this football team, but who's counting?

If he provides Shake Shack, I’m gonna vote for Trump in 2020

This is peak Burgerstan. A reality TV host president serving college football players a fast food banquet at the Whitehouse is the most American moment in history.

Remember when the ideal republican president would be a rugged individualist who cooked everyone steaks?

Only if it's well done with ketchup. 😍😍😍

😖😖😖

Forget about the whole Russia thing, having access to top chefs and deciding to eat it well done with tomato jizz is the real reason he should've gotten impeached.

People who eat anything steak any more cooked than medium rare deserve the guillotine.

cooking a steak

Imagine butchering the cow before eating it

Even the most perfect man has flaws, but at least that's a legitimate reason to impeach backed up by actual evidence.

*A burnt hockey puck

Ol' Hickory!

Remember when Americans stoped electing WASP presidents because they hate whiteness

In the 60s?

Thanks, Hillary. You funded this asshole's campaign because you thought you could beat him. The Clinton's are god's punishment for not throwing marshmallows at the San Francisco Milk Club.

seriouspost

looking in its mostly the boomer news networks fault, half the ones i talk to assert there is a global conspiracy to make daddy look bad that controls every media outlet in the world (jews) despite daddy being funded by one of the biggest zionist donors and being more pro israel than israel.

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Where the hamburger music 🍔🍔🍔🎵🎶🎵

Lol they were trying to give drumpf shit for this but did you see the athletes? They were quadruple fisting mcdoubles with huge smiles on their faces. Trump is whatev but he fuckin called this one.

As a former fatty even I'm jealous. Plus who gives a fuck if they're handing out food I'd be throwing up hand signs at Nuremberg if the barbecue was good enough.

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former

don’t lie sweaty

My inner spirit is a morbidly obese black woman so I'll always be fat at heart.

YAAAAAAS KWEEN

football players love mcdonalds more than the average highschooler. i used to go there after giving nerds swurlies and bangin cheerleaders.

When my best friend first got into bodybuilding he’d eat heinous amounts of fast food to bulk. Anyone complaining about this meal is a fucking retard.

i used to always order 4 mcdoubles, plain. it's like 2k calories.

I would do 4 southern style chicken sandwiches all the time. I gain a bit cleaner nowadays but those days were buckwild.

I gain a bit cleaner nowadays

I always put a McChicken inside a McDouble and call it a McGangbang

Patrician food, tbh

wow i never heard of that before did you come up with tha ton your own? the people in this sub are so interesting.

No I heard it from a friend from hs. Back when you could get a spicy McChicken, you could call it "The Alamo" because, you know, Mexicans.

I WAS BEING SARCASTIC YOU DUMB FUCK

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

hehe thats pretty cool im sorry for yelling

Hehe no problem bby 😍

I promise I'll cum on you gently in hell 😊👌

anti trump ppl are retarded??!?!

What position did you play? Answer one of the following questions without googling to confirm you're not a liar dumb dumb head:

1. Line: what's the guard's responsibility on a trap?

2. Receiver: which route is a "7"?

3. QB: idk anything about being a qb uhhh between which laces are your fingers supposed to go?

4. D-line: do you like eating crayons?

5. Linebacker: which side of the butt would you tap a d lineman to tell him you're going left? (this may just have been something we did)

6. Safety/CB: again I know nothing about being a cb so I can't even think of a good question

i didnt actually play football because i have an iq above 10 (i am tested at 150 if you want to know). i was cool with all the jocks though because i lifted more than all of them easily. i am lone wolf archetype though so i refuse team sports.

Ohhhh you were the trenchcoat kid that thought the cool kids were hanging out with you because they threw stuff at you during lunchtime. Explains a lot tbh

Basically

You my nigga thought he was being serious when you first replied to him. Then he made another joke and you figured that out but you still doubled down and got hostile.

Neck yourself.

My reply was a joke too, is someone TRIGGERED? 😂😂😂

I rest my case

Sorry my epic humor got to you deep down

thanks for watchin my 6 soldier

I live to serve

Then on the way home they'll stop at a rest stop and do the exact same thing

I know you’re not the real arbys but I gotta say despite almost shitting my pants every time I have it the Chicken Cordon Bleu sandwich is divine.

Who would have guessed an ultrawoke glorified blogger with a journalism degree would be spouting off a bunch of elitist bullshit?

what fucking timeline is this? fuck I can't stop laughing.

It's not just college football players either. He invited all the people who work in the white house without pay cause of the govt shutdown. God I love america

Ultimate alpha move, literally does not give a fuck, I would laugh my ass of if he did this to a visiting head of state from a G12 country

What kind of a nitwit thinks ordering burgers from McDonalds is the ultimate alpha move?

I'm guessing the 60 million betas who voted for him?

*tendie-obsessed betas redpillers in training

you want lobster? huh! i'm thinking burger king

you got a lot to learn, chump

Learn what? That trump buying McDonalds for a high school football team is just like ice cube buying burgers for bitches? What the fuck is wrong with you?

President Cube when

Ok, this administration has been pretty funny, but this is the best fucking thing ever. I'm fucking dying. Holy fuck.

I heard him promise that he would do this earlier today, and the way he said it made me think he was lying. Kudos to our president for fulfilling one of his promises.

He might exaggerate and embellish, bluster and bluff but he never lies.

Ehhh

Fuck, this just reminds me how much I want a burger now.

I already ate but it’s been months :S

:S

Weeks will be slaughtered

You sound triggered

Le triggered? 😅😅😅 Ownt

اَللّٰهُ أَكْبَر

>Amerifats

Couldn't have possibly hit the "amerifat" stereotype harder if they tried. Not to mention -- how cold/nasty would that shit have been by the time they actually got around to eating it all?

Very nasty & very cold.

He's actually beyond satire.

Incredible.

That man understands America more than you ever will.

Not taking them out to Old Country Buffet

This is how fascism starts

Why do you hate poor people? Trump is standing in solidarity with the less privileged by eating their food. Again, why do you hate poor black and brown people?

I'm lovin it

More than that, he really connects with his redneck base well 😍

#RelatablePrez

I think Roosevelt served hot dogs during the Great Depression

All Rise for The Burger National Anthem

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GSxPTlJ1nOA

this really activates my almonds

Seriously though, is there a food thats more american than mcdonalds?

He should’ve just ordered pizza tbh

He also had a ton of Domino's pizza there.

Oh shit nvm.

Wish I was there.

Someone shared a post of this on facebook and the comments hosted the most triggered people in the world. You would think instead of hosting a fast food buffet djt had gouged out the eyes of kittens and puppies and forced kindergartners by gunpoint to bathe in their blood.

I think it is more that when you go to the whitehouse and get to eat with the Prez of the US, that getting a shit tone of cold dollar menu fast food is the last thing you would expect.

Personally, I just think it is funny and it accurately represents our fat ass, stupid country perfectly right now.

he thinks these restaurants that specialize in making this food didnt send a team to make these in house for the fucking President

Nigga, every fast food joint has a catering kit they can bring for out of store catering. You think they didnt do that here?

Where did he imply any of this lol

Do you understand the word "cold"?

Yes, and the food on the table would still be cold by the time they start eating lol

catering

Here's another word you can learn.

Catering in packages😂👌

Who hurt you?

Personally, I just think it is funny and it accurately represents our fat ass, stupid country perfectly right now.

From where I sit across the ocean, you guys look like fucking retards spazzing out about feeding a bunch of fat football kids maccas. I get that Donald Trump is fucking retarded, but you know what else is retarded? Acting like every stupid thing he does is a war crime.

Doesn't that describe anything political on facebook? I don't know, I'm a boomer in a gen Y body.

It's better than only seeving your drugged up guests popsicles.

Yeah, not a big deal because he's getting a deal on the dollar menus.

What you say about god emperor Donald Trump?! Oh really? Literally everyone blames Trump only trump for the government shutdown. I'm tired of this one sided bullshit. Literally Congress and trump are to blame, but no, Democrats are innocent and trump is a bad man. He's a racist man, how dare he want a wall when even border security wants this damn fucking wall. You know what I want? NO WALL JUST A LINE, YOU CROSS THE LINE YOU. GET SHOT END OF STORY. I'm tired of fucking illegals coming in, if you want to come here do what my family did and come legally. It's bullshit that you have to make a wall to fucking get that straight. Even the Mexicans are tired of the fucking caravan and are deporting the stupid caravan for being a neussence. So is trump at fault? OFC. Is Congress at fault to? OFC both sides are just pointing fingers and at a stalemate and they can't come to middle ground since Congress is saying ORANGE MAN BAD. And trump is saying LIBERALS DONT LIKE WALLS LIBERALS ARE BASICALLY TERRORIST. Both sides are a fucking joke.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I unironically want to know how this man is still alive?

I think its cute.

watch american media talk shit about mcdonalds and say its white trash food for poor people

mcdonalds lovers are a big voting bloc probably

never has it been more obvious how painfully foreign you are

Somehow this disgusts me more than anything else hes done.

I hope pizzagaters are on the case?