You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....

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i want some

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No fries this is the real headline here

McDonalds fried are inedible if they're not eaten basically out of the fryer.

All fries really.

True

Meh it would go perfectly with the rest of the dry cardboard.

Pretty sure he can afford to get employees to come in and cook the shit there while the majority of staff is gone.

Tbf the only fast food that can be eaten after 15 minutes in the open would be Taco Bell

Fat fucks

Donald Trump: King of the "Burgers"

This is the meal for those effected by the shut down

This is the single most American thing I can imagine.

I don't see a ongoing school shooting.

For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

Literally just a pound of salt between two over-moist buns

Copypasta bruh

Literally just a pound of salt between two over-moist buns

And....?

No one is saying it's haute cuisine, but sometimes you just want fried food.

For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

Hell yeah, brother. Cheers from the White House

He's the leader we deserve

if obama did this shit you know redditors would be cumming in their cargo shorts over how down to earth and real he is

C O P E

uh oh incel boy is upset by my truth bomb

Keep coping. Maybe Daddy will notice you.

Another angwy wittle incel crying on his gaming keyboard. The truth hurts.

yeah cause obama wouldve gotten some real shit like popeyes

But Obama didn't do this.

Yeah I said if he did this.

Do you think he never got the chance or do you think he's just not the type of guy who'd feed his guests big macs?

I’m not even sure that he hasn’t done something like this. Anyway, the only reason this image should offend you is that the burgers are served at room temperature. Otherwise who gives a shit what his guests eat, faggot.

You're right, I can't recall a single time Obama treated guests so poorly. Says a lot about the two, really.

You seem upset about something. Is everything ok?

It actually says barely anything about the two, you dork. The college football players will survive this traumatic ordeal, and bad orange man will surely be impeached this time. Don’t worry hun, it’ll all be okay.

It says that one treats guests in his home like common Wal-Mart employees or something. Imagine how he views someone like you, who has done nothing of note.

Not in this sub, bub, our hatred for everything knows no bounds.

The amount of Calories in this picture makes feel sick.

The real funny thing is that these burgers sre probably cold by the time they get to eat it

i agree that is just beyond hilarious