TIL that vegan weedings are a thing. Allah help us all.

1  2019-01-15 by Ghdust2

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Well, sure you can’t grow veggies without weeding.

And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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So, you just eat tofu?

tofu

SOY DETECTED

Imagine the smell

Why would a vegan serve meat?

I thought this was a snappy quote

They should attend the wedding and miss the reception if they're so offended they can't eat samosas.

vegetables

If you think about it, eating vegetables is like eating the Earth's pubes.

🤮🤮🤮

Eating grass at a wedding

Absolutely haram

Spain

You have your answer

Is there an open bar? They didn't even touch on the most important part of the menu.

Imagine being so sheltered your entire wedding will be ruined by having steaks there for normal people.

Can't wait for their baby to be malnourished

The nicer weddings I’ve been to have had vegan and vegetarian options on the menu. Not because the bride and groom were, but because they want everyone to feel welcome and have a good time.

REEE VEGGIES