*blocks your path*

1  2019-01-15 by Ed_ButteredToast

43 comments

You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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Ban me from /r/wickededge if you want, but the fusion proglide is fucking great.

the fusion proglide

imagine being rich enough to afford those kinds of blades regularly 😭😭😭

Ah, a man of culture

Hydro 5 > Fusion tbh.

Real men use straight razors. Nothing helps you achieve a good shave like knowing one mistake can end your life.

More quality content from Ed, I am unironically thankful you absolute faggot.

Thank you, daddy!! πŸ’ž(β—‘β€Ώβ—‘βœΏ)πŸ’ž

Pube-faced incels on suicide watch

Real question here, is there actually any point to your razor having five blades?

Not that I can tell tbh.

In fact, I have switched to double-edged razors and they don't seem to shave any worse. In fact I like double edges more because the blade region doesn't 'flex'. Plus the blades are much more affordable.

That said, when shaving places other than the face,

He means his nards

I was implying the bussy

😎

You can shave my bussy any day sweaty 😘

You cheating slut! πŸ˜’πŸ˜‘

It's 2019 sweaty! You guys can tag team πŸ˜‰

WπŸ‘KE

If you're able to shave your sack then there is something wrong with your balls.....or maybe mine actually? Fuck, now I'm worried.

You gotta be really gentle with it 😘

Plus it's better than using trimmers, I've had those nick my funsack before. It was NOT FUN.

Different strokes for different folks I guess πŸ˜…

Stroke me 😘

It really helps if you have thick follicles and pores. If you have thin facial hair (less of a man) then probably not

The chad hypertrichosis vs the virgin normie

hypertrichosis

Hypertrichosis is excessive hair growth over and above the normal for the age, sex and race of an individual

Thickness != hypertrichosis

Says the man too feminine to grow a full body beard

πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

less of a man

Okay foid

yeah they really help to cut through the tree-trunk thick stubble that a real non-cucked man ha- hold on touches earpiece

i mean they're necessary for cutting through the bullshit of the patriarchy and toxic masculinity

Finally a corporation that supports mayocide

Where's the joke

to your right

Dude gillette lmao.

πŸ™ŒπŸΎEd creating quality content as always✊🏿

😁

Gillette:

Be the best man your wife will let you be.

totally not triggered

Gtfo normiecel. Only men insecure in their own masculinity could be so triggered by this.

NO! I prefer BIC!

Get over here bic gurl

They're absolutely SEETHING.