*blocks your path*

1  2019-01-15 by Ed_ButteredToast

43 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-01-15

You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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1  cochnbahls 2019-01-15

Ban me from /r/wickededge if you want, but the fusion proglide is fucking great.

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-01-15

the fusion proglide

imagine being rich enough to afford those kinds of blades regularly 😭😭😭

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-01-15

Ah, a man of culture

1  Uncle_ScrambledFolks 2019-01-15

Hydro 5 > Fusion tbh.

1  factsandlogic2 2019-01-15

Real men use straight razors. Nothing helps you achieve a good shave like knowing one mistake can end your life.

1  Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-01-15

More quality content from Ed, I am unironically thankful you absolute faggot.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-15

Thank you, daddy!! 💞(◡‿◡✿)💞

1  Matues49 2019-01-15

Pube-faced incels on suicide watch

1  NormanImmanuel 2019-01-15

Real question here, is there actually any point to your razor having five blades?

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-01-15

Not that I can tell tbh.

In fact, I have switched to double-edged razors and they don't seem to shave any worse. In fact I like double edges more because the blade region doesn't 'flex'. Plus the blades are much more affordable.

1  Dramaste 2019-01-15

That said, when shaving places other than the face,

He means his nards

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-01-15

I was implying the bussy

1  Matthew94 2019-01-15

😎

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-01-15

You can shave my bussy any day sweaty 😘

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-15

You cheating slut! 😒😡

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-01-15

It's 2019 sweaty! You guys can tag team 😉

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-15

W👁KE

1  Soyboy- 2019-01-15

If you're able to shave your sack then there is something wrong with your balls.....or maybe mine actually? Fuck, now I'm worried.

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-01-15

You gotta be really gentle with it 😘

Plus it's better than using trimmers, I've had those nick my funsack before. It was NOT FUN.

1  Tobans 2019-01-15

Different strokes for different folks I guess 😅

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-01-15

Stroke me 😘

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-01-15

It really helps if you have thick follicles and pores. If you have thin facial hair (less of a man) then probably not

1  ConfuseTheJews 2019-01-15

The chad hypertrichosis vs the virgin normie

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-01-15

hypertrichosis

Hypertrichosis is excessive hair growth over and above the normal for the age, sex and race of an individual

Thickness != hypertrichosis

1  ConfuseTheJews 2019-01-15

Says the man too feminine to grow a full body beard

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-01-15

😿 😿 😿

1  ConfuseTheJews 2019-01-15

😉😉😉

1  umar4812 2019-01-15

less of a man

Okay foid

1  eric-simply-eric 2019-01-15

yeah they really help to cut through the tree-trunk thick stubble that a real non-cucked man ha- hold on touches earpiece

i mean they're necessary for cutting through the bullshit of the patriarchy and toxic masculinity

1  Amin00265 2019-01-15

Finally a corporation that supports mayocide

1  headasplodes 2019-01-15

Where's the joke

1  ElectricalPudding 2019-01-15

to your right

1  darklydenied 2019-01-15

Dude gillette lmao.

1  Kellere31 2019-01-15

🙌🏾Ed creating quality content as always✊🏿

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-15

😁

1  wont-take-it 2019-01-15

Gillette:

Be the best man your wife will let you be.

1  AlveolarPressure 2019-01-15

totally not triggered

1  Tobans 2019-01-15

Gtfo normiecel. Only men insecure in their own masculinity could be so triggered by this.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-15

https://i.imgur.com/zKSsExY.jpg

1  DivinePrince2 2019-01-15

NO! I prefer BIC!

1  Tobans 2019-01-15

Get over here bic gurl

1  wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-01-15

They're absolutely SEETHING.