r/drama: "Socialism is like sex with a 12yr old. There are a few wackos that will try to convince themselves and you that it’s completely natural, but the rest of us know it’s always evil. " Classic Liberals react badly to the new libertarian regime

"Socialism is like sex with a 12yr old. There are a few wackos that will try to convince themselves and you that it’s completely natural, but the rest of us know it’s always evil. " Classic Liberals react badly to the new libertarian regime

1 2019-01-26 by Ardvarkeating101

28 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-26

The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

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1 Ardvarkeating101 2019-01-26

Snappy bringing the Soviet bantz!

1 Ghdust2 2019-01-26

Socialism is like sex with a 12yr old

Lolibertarians would know.

1 Bergman_Ingrid 2019-01-26

Muh 5000 year old vampire

1 brd4eva 2019-01-26

Libertarianism is like sex with a 12yr old. There are a few wackos that will try to convince themselves and you that it’s completely wrong, but the rest of us know it’s healthy and natural.

1 Power_Incarnate 2019-01-26

Its not "like" sex with a 12 year old, its just literal sex with a 12 year old

1 bearshark713 2019-01-26

Stop me without violating the nap, motherfucker.

1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-01-26

As long as the child consents what I do to your son is my business.

1 YHofSuburbia 2019-01-26

Isn't the entire reason dudes stay libertarians beyond the age of like 22 because they want to fuck teenagers?

1 Patsy02 2019-01-26

Dude weed lmao

1 NoChickswithDicks 2019-01-26

In my experience, this is the real reason for like 90% of them.

They're conservatives who love weed by don't want to admit to the first part.

1 Patsy02 2019-01-26

They're conservatives who love weed

And guns

1 error404brain 2019-01-26

There are three type of libertarian. Rich neets, middle class teenagers and pedos.

Sadly the pedos are far too numerous, which is another reason behind why we need to exterminate the poors.

1 Bluest_waters 2019-01-26

that, plus they dont want to pay taxes nor give a fuck about anyone less fortunate than themselves.

and smoke weed

and then of course vote straight republican in all elections, cuz thats what a good little libertarian does

1 jubbergun 2019-01-26

Watching /r/Libertarian dying these past few months has been kind of fun. The sub when from absolute anarchy with the Chapotards constantly brigading it, to the inevitable counter-revolution where the fascists took over, and now the sub is somehow "fixed" and the commie/fascist revolutions are over because...they appointed a fucking Chapotard as top mod. I give it a month before the purges start and they start a new libertarian sub for those who have sent to the gulag.

1 Ardvarkeating101 2019-01-26

Please go on. Tell us about the revolutions.

1 jubbergun 2019-01-26

I just did.

1 Ardvarkeating101 2019-01-26

Nuh uh

1 RustyCoal950212 2019-01-26

But say it again

1 Infinity315 2019-01-26

Say it again, but less retarded.

1 jubbergun 2019-01-26

We're talking about LOLbertarians and Chapotistas. It is literally impossible to remove the retardation.