CHAPOCELS FIND THE PISS TAPE

1  2019-01-26 by ExtremelyOnlineG

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Have you posted bussy yet?

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Is it real?

The hookers are real.

Am I hard?

Yes.

Why is there a /r/chapotraphouse2 ?

Why is there a /r/circlebroke2?

So the answer is too much autism for only one sub?

Circlebroke 2 is some lefty version.

There's actually like 50 chapo backup subs.

It was originally created as a secondary to Circlebroke with a more casual feel. Then the seriousposters took it over because the circlebroke mods wouldn't let them shitpost as much.

Why did it all fall apart? Well, to be honest most of the old guard just stopped caring as much anymore. I'd say there were around 100-200 people who were regularly active and they slowly just stopped. As the people who made it fun stopped being involved normies flooded in and made it bad.

It mainly took off because the main sub went private for 3 months as a joke which completely killed it

We need to go private for 3 months.

not again plz

Out, out, OUT !

No filthy newfag in my sub, reeeeee

Fuck you calling a newfag bitchboy? You best pray I don't go ham on your ass. Fight me dick munch.

Newfags out ! We need to preserve the pure an beautifull drama spirit.

Post bussy, lmao.

Because every joke deserves a report.

This but unironically.

Moderators are cancer

I'd say there were around 100-200 people who were regularly active and they slowly just stopped.

People stopped because it became worse than SRS. Every post was SJ outrage bait ("OMFG these redditeurs talked about le feeeeemales and I literally threw up in my mouth") and everyone was just angry all the time instead of dismissive & funny.

I think my breaking point was when I suggested that it was indeed poor form to leave a used "pocket pussy" in your dorm's communal bathroom and a couple dozen unhinged virgins started screaming at me about "masturbation-shaming".

I think my breaking point was when I suggested that it was indeed poor form to leave a used "pocket pussy" in your dorm's communal bathroom and a couple dozen unhinged virgins started screaming at me about "masturbation-shaming".

You got a link to this?

Lol, it actually might have made for a pretty good /r/drama post. But it was back circa 2013 and like 6 accounts ago.

Where's the lie tho

"if you don't want to get shamed then don't act shamefully"

Reminder that /r/circlebroke was for a while the sole conservative stronghold on Reddit.

Why isn't there a r/dramaping?

Because there was and it was ban

Here's a plan: We call it r/notdramanopinging and go under the radar

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They briefly went private because Christmas is too capitalist or something.

They it 42,069 subscribers and closed the sub as a bit

Their autistic mods shut down the sub sometimes like our autistic mods do, so they need cth2 like we need freedrama. I think it's probably to do with horseshoe theory.

Ahhhh

freedrama

smh

Because chapo1 is full of libs and r/socialism rejects.

cth2 is for real first world tankies, so they can unironically discuss their love of stalin in peace.

Wreckers all.

It's from when CTH memed itself private

Well at least we got a pasta out of it.

the original CTH was not retarded enough

https://i.imgur.com/3ev69oB.mp4

Bigly if true.

Hilarious either way.

Imma go whack off to it. If it does turn out to be real, I can proudly claim to hand been first šŸ˜¤

Whoever that is it looks like he is wearing those goggles that elementary school kids who can't be trusted with regular glasses wear.

I was thinking that he looks like the Elephant Man.

Wow that is the realist thing i have seen. Nothing will go wrong running full steam with it

It...sort of looks like him? Honestly who can fucking tell, it's probably just some weird sex tape of some random idiot.

I could have made a fake of this quality in high school.

Wait... except for the naked girls being willing to participate. Well I could have done all the rest of it!

Surely these amorphous pixels will be the end of Drumpf

Imagine how many chapotards and feminists are jerking off to this

I don't see any traps in the video, so about 34% of them

I'm none of those, but I still jerked off to this.

I can't believe anyone thinks this is real. The quality around the face is worse than the rest of the video ffs

That's just Trump's racism aura. He doesn't show up in mirrors either. This definitely isn't the third time in a week brainlets on the left are trying to win the race to the bottom of the iq charts against the_donald.

The mirror thing is just because trump is a billionaire and thus soulless. Just like vampires and the jews

I find peopleā€™s perception of Chapo weird. They literally make fun of the idea that any Russia shit will ever touch him and that it doesnā€™t really matter that much either way even if it was 100% true. Making fun of twitter libtards who worship Mueller is a constant on the show. And thatā€™s basically what was said in the linked thread too, that it might be real but who cares, just kinda funny if it was real. And yet this unfunny, unoriginal, and completely non relevant joke got upvoted this much somehow.

Oh god I just serious posted. Iā€™m sorry for my sins...

Especially because this is unironically the coolest shit Trump has ever done. Peeing on Obama's bed is praxis

unironically the coolest shit Trump has ever done

https://i.redd.it/n3bufbpc09wx.gif

I'm surprised his back held up tbh

He's a WWE Hall of Famer along with the greatest sportsmen of all time AndrƩ the Giant

I think he meant Trump.. (or did I get tremendously wooshed here)

Trump is a WWE Hall of Famer, Vince's father is also in the Hall of Fame but Vince himself isn't, he's the one who inducted Trump.

Ohhh, got it.

Not only is he in the hall, Linda(Vince's wife) is part of Trump's cabinet. No political experience, besides losing 2 elections.

But it really doesn't matter.

Trump's cabinet

Administrator of the Small Business Administration

Yea sounds like a job I'd give someone who runs the most successful Small Business in America

i'm not sure why you want the someone working with small business to have political experience instead of you know

Business experience.

unless you are saying she only got the job because of her husband sexist.

I mean she has no experience with small business. WWE was small, but that was decades ago. She got it because she donated to his campaign

but that was decades ago

Lmao how long do you think Trump has known the family.

Go watch the HBO show about it jesus this is just embarrassing.

someone who runs a BIG business doesn't have anyplace showing small bushiness things

the actual state of your logic.

Smh itā€™s just fake news Chapo would never stoop to lowly unoriginal comedy

Now post hog you reactionary chud

lmao bussy

lmao but HOG tho

lmao but BUSSY tho

no no no you donā€™t understand: #HOG lmao

I know where you live

šŸ‘³ā€ā™‚ļø May Allah find it in his Mighty heart to forgive thee, Brother šŸ‘³ā€ā™‚ļø

What the fuck did you just say about me? Listen here you little bitch youā€™re lucky I donā€™t shut this whole operation down, I close subreddits like drama every goddam day and youā€™ll be out in the cold, having to sell that sweet ass to Chapo-tards and MAGA-cels alike. Youā€™ll be praying for the days of horseshoe theory while they take turns tearing that sweet little ruby star fruit up, you hear me? Do...better.

I mean it's a running joke that's also 100% true that chapoposters don't actually listen to the podcast.

Itā€™s a running joke thatā€™s also 100% true that youā€™re a sexy little twink thatā€™s gonna get your ass fucked if you keep talking like that.

Don't tell me how to have a good time

I read in buzzfeed this is actually the beginning of the end. So itā€™s a waiting game.

That vid's got bait written all over it

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Fake as fuck. Probably put out to muddy the waters.

Plot twist: It is Trump, but he recorded it last weekend and put it out himself

He's playing 11 dimensional Fortnite while the libtards are holding their dicks playing PUBG. It would be funny if it weren't so sad.

The rumor that's been floating around actually-not-retarded circles for the last year or two is that the pee tape story was created just for that purpose and the Russians have been shopping around multiple fake pee tapes to try to distract attention from real issues.

How many layers of conspiracy theories are you people on these days?

Trump hiring hookers only to sit in the corner fully clothed and tweet while they fuck each other seems like a pretty plausible scenario though

what else can you do when your dick is broken?

As if Chapotards can read.

You think they are taking the piss? Don't know...could be true, could be fake

Maybe the tape is still out there somewhere, waiting for a chosen one to find and destroy the Trump

If this really is the piss tape the ruskies have been blackmailing Trump with he's even more retarded than we thought. It looks like it was shot on a potato.

IT WAS 2013 IN RUSSIA!

GIVE BREAK TO US COMRADE, KGB MADE FROM MONEY NOW?

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The šŸŽ£ levels are reaching critical values.

They got him. There's no way this isn't an actual, undirected and unedited, video tape of Trump dancing is piss.

Are lefties going to get baited for the third time this month?

Dumb question tbh

Do you even need to ask?

Fifth, you mean?

No one can be dumb enough to believe this is real. This is some Qanon level fakery

Even if Trump did like piss, so what? Piss is hot. Iā€™m a little wee bit incontinent because Iā€™m a spiro baby, so I wear diapees to stop the widdle leakages that come every so often. My chaser daddy luvs to make me wear them around his friends, and they point and laugh at me which is really mean ;(((( He tells me though that if Iā€™m being mouthy about it, heā€™s gonna put a paci in my mouth and make me be a quiet gurl. I love my daddy so much <3333 especially since my real one doesnā€™t talk to me anymore

I believe you

What part do you believe? All of it?

yes

Well it's true so...

the disappointing truth about the world is that even if you're making it up there's still a dozen people living it.

I was 100% totally completely being ironic

Not gonna lie, I've pissed on a girl or 2. A couple times on purpose

Before I transitioned, I was always expected to do the one pissing, not the one being pissed on. Even though I never advertised it on a dating profile or anything, I kept attracting piss fetishists for some reason. Iā€™m glad Iā€™ve been liberated from the expectation that I should be the pisser and not the pisee, and I get to wear diapers all day without people thinking itā€™s weird

yeah i think we can all agree that hosing someone down with a thick stream of dark musky piss is one of the rudimentary pleasures of life, as is that blissful feeling of being bathed in that sublime golden nectar which cascades over you warm and flavoursome... The way it's rich wetness coats you, clings to you and leaves it's sticky dampness staining your now piss scented skin.

Piss can be a gift or a punishment, the height of worship or the depth of submission and servitude. Two bodies coated in the odours and textures of piss and sweat and sexual juices clinging to each other, enwrapped and lost to the passion and lust of their shared world... Them or you kneeling, piss soaked, sweaty, hair matted and stinking face dirty, reddened, nervous - not the same person anymore, skin slippery and sticky, coated in piss and sweat and spit, coated in perverse odours, short of breath, confused, obedient, and used.

Ever licked piss from someones feet? ever licked a strangers pee from your girlfriends face and chest? had a man rest his cock on your lip and let a slow trickle roll over your tongue and into your throat? There are some sensations which nothing else ever quiet matches, sure there are better things and more interesting things out there but you'll never find anything quite like the pleasures of piss.

I don't know what you said, because I've seen another human naked.

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While could be a plant, still fucking hilarious.

I think that's real. No reason to believe it's not real. Won't make any difference to anyone though. Religious right will say it's not real. Alt right will say that Trump owned the Obamas in doing this. Libs will just be libs.

This genius and master analyzer for President 2020!

Man, they are exactly like r/the_donald. Pretty much a mirror image.

Wasn't the piss-tape meant to be a covert filming by Russian intelligence? Is that what they think KGB spy-tapes look like, a shaky camcorder held near the floor?

It's some tard recording off a screen. That's the shaky part. It shows the screen when they pull back.

They can get 1m resolution footage of anywhere on Earth from space, but this is the best they could do in a hotel room that they had total control over.

Seriouspost: The FBI would lure German agents into rooms they had rigged with cameras in 1942 and got better footage than this.

This tape needs to be made SUPER public so Trump can go on record saying "no, I wasn't even in that corner of the room."

imagine being a drama poster and not understanding irony.

Makes sense. If you want to find something related to piss and shit the sewer is the first place you should look.

thereā€™s no video of Obama Hilary Clinton Ocasio-Cortez being pissed on

checkmate magacels

That drab dump is a presidential suite? Not one jewel encrusted item or gold leafed picture frame.. not a cloche in sight.

It does kind of look like the room which is the best way to rouse the yards if you attempt a fake

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Either way I hope this goes viral just for the incredibly stupid debate it will generate.

A chapocel already made the only good take on the subject. Why even live ?

The people who think that is really Trump all say they are smarter than you.

I mean maybe it kind of looks like someone wearing that mask that Kathy Griffin held up as his decapitated head.

Its not like there hasn't been 2 years to fake this.

I like how you can appreciate every curve of the "hooker"

But Donald is completely blurry

Looks really sketchy and possibly fake. The guy in the chair is not fat enough to be trump

He's not wrong

Quality is too high to be a Russian camera from the mid 2000s.

I wish it were real

If there is a pee tape we're gonna get it if he wins in 2020. The Drama will be glorious

if there was a pee tape we would have seen it october 2016

Not if the Russians are holding it. Releasing it in Trump's 2nd term would sew optimal discord

It's gonna be fucking hilarious if they eat up fake shit for a third time in a month. If they do it'll be a third major boom for drama coin.

8/8 gr8 b8 m8

I wonder how many presidents have jerked off in the presidential suite or the oval office.

REEEE admins!! revenge porn.

Lol even if it is true, trump has no shame so I donā€™t see how this is any sort of compromising material. At worst heā€™d be like ā€œI was strung out bigly on some massive amphetamines and it seemed like a good ideaā€ and at best say some ā€œI wanted to embarrass the worst president in history. Glad we got to get back at him for destroying the country. Probably not even American. Sad!ā€

Like, how is this compromising material when the pussy tape isnā€™t?