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If he really wanted to help he would legalize weed and fund studies for psychedelics. There was research into LSD helping treat alcoholism but it was buried by Nixon.

Gib. Drugs.

You just don’t get it man. LSD was made so we can be like angels man.

Bro, look, if some people have psychotic episodes that damage their mental health after taking psychedelics, that’s on them man. They should have known that. Set, setting, genetic propensity for psychiatric illness. Do you even erowid brother?

opioid american thinks drug control works

Wait are you talking about me? I’m a Fentanyl-American you racist fuck. My parents are Gabapentinx American and I am 1/16th Firewater-American on the maternal side.

that's just a subcategory of opioid american tho

Tbh you are a giant pussy if you can’t handle tripping and hopefully you do kill yourself because there’s enough giant pussies with emotional problems in the world already.

I agree, tripping was fun and all, but you seem super invested in the drug thing. I’ll just say it’s going to be hilarious when all of the woke folx with prescribing privileges run for the fucking hills after the first 10 or so arrests or death by blue man associated with their treatment. Their malpractice attorneys will dad dick them into quitting that direction fast.

That’s crazy. Hey, have you ever tried DMT?

Jamie, pull that up.

Jamie the fucking chimp got into my edibles! Pull up the number for chimp control near me and run for your life!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwcpyfAz-KU

Is that the drug found in cold packs and Robitussin?

it's actually found in basically everything, no lie

That's dxm.

Someone tell that fag what the CIA did with LSD research.

I hear being in a sensory deprivation chamber while on drugs does wonders for alcoholism.

mayocide seems more sustainable

Can’t be an alcoholic if you die from jumping out a window after being dosed with like half the LD-50 of LSD while you were working as a contract researcher for the CIA...checkmate, ChudFash.

half the LD-50 of LSD

Did we figure that out yet by the way?

It'd have to be a fucking massive amount of it, there hasn't been any (solely) LSD overdoses. You'd be blasted to a different reality before you died for sure though

Didn't they kill that elephant or was that a myth?

It happened, but it was like 300mg, a ratio of 0.1 mg per kg of weight. The dose it takes to make you trip is ~0.002mg per kg

Yeah that elephant was FUCKED. 👾

that sounds like a terrible idea

A quick Google said about 16-30mg/kg.

That gave us based Ted, didn't it? (it didn't afaik)

no, that was MKULTRA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra#LSD
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra#Notable_people

Brother Ted was a result of MKULTRA and allegedly wasn't one of the people given drugs.

nothing with respect to studying alcoholism, i'd imagine

It’s amazing how somehow every single illegal drug is also a miracle medicine that cures everything from cancer to drug addiction

I wish these people could just admit they want to get high or trip without lying about it.

muh glaucoma

nah some of them don't even get high, because they don't have cancer

they just legit don't understand what cancer is

Come on man, snorting 3 lines of coke helps with seizures and like shooting a needle of heroic into your arm helps you see better. Now give me more drugs please.

Good point. I need morphine for my migraines and amphetamines for my depression but those hack fucking doctors won't budge.

It's amazing how people can defend smoking a cigarette as an act of freedom and that it's just nosy liberals trying to end that, but it's also just loony liberals wanting to get high and pot is totally the government's business.

Wait until you find out progressives were the ones who banned pot.

Giving yourself lung cancer to own the libz

https://buffalonews.com/2018/12/12/rod-watson-liberal-overreach-leads-to-political-alchemy/

Basically,

If it's currently legal and someone wants to make it illegal, it's the damn libs who can't mind their own damn business and let people make decisions take personal responsibility for their own actions.

If it's currently illegal and someone wants to make it legal, it's the damn libs who just want to sit around and get high. Don't they understand that it's illegal?

This is why we hate you insufferable stoner fags. Where in his comment did he specifically mention weed? Nowhere. There's often blanket condemnations of "drugs" because of the awful hardcore stuff and you faggots come out from everywhere to defend "drugs" because of weed.

True, but the original comment replied to was

If he really wanted to help he would legalize weed and fund studies for psychedelics. There was research into LSD helping treat alcoholism but it was buried by Nixon.

And it just devolved into a circlejerk about druggies. God forbid we just let people live with the consequences of their bad decisions. That sounds like something some freedom-loving faggot would do.

Anyway, back to talking about researching currently-illegal drugs as medicine. Sorry to be all serious and shit, but Im going somewhere with this.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK99377/ <- the most relevant one

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4910402/#section14-2045125316640440title

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4592297/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4604171/

https://www.nimh.nih.gov/about/strategic-planning-reports/highlights/highlight-ketamine-a-new-and-faster-path-to-treating-depression.shtml

The thing is...look at that first one. LSD is being researched for treating alcohol addiction. The thing that the President is donating money to research. Y'all are going crazy about the CIA and druggies going rampant, and yet the "Gib. Drugs." attitude is the reason why parents in my own home state were left in the cold when traditional treatments weren't touching severe epilepsy in their children, but CBD oil was effective. Is it good medicine? Who knows? The US government fears "Gib. Drugs." so much that they barely allow farmers to grow hemp, which contains little to no THC.

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t. coping druggie

dude just take a shitton of ketamine for your depression lmao

I'm not a user, thanks. I just figure if a person isn't hurting anyone but themselves, maybe mind your own business. And lay off the uppers, dude, wow.

Drugs are the same as communism. The cure to everything but every factual historical implementation was wrong so just ignore that, bigot

Yes it works, it's called replacement therapy, but you don't replace one drug with another drug.lmao

muh weed is a yuman right

Dude weed cures cancer lmao

drug enthusiasts are the worst people

but they're right tho

People who think not doing drugs is a sign of integrity and not of just being an uptight dickhead are actually the worst people. Drug enthusiasts on the other hand have created 99% of the worthwhile art and scientific advances of society.

Oh no. Drug use has damaged it's mind.

Yep, my mind’s the damaged one, not the guy repeating unfunny stale memes because his Alzheimer’s riddled brain can’t remember anything else.

Lol drug enthusiast detected. No wonder you have such a shitty understanding of history

Imagine caring so much in an r/drama comments section. I’m glad you were able to ascertain my knowledge of history from that comment, but the only history I’m worried about is the history between my cock and that sweet little ass of yours.

drug enthusiasts contributed heavily to the fields of music and science

Imagine actually believing this

Imagine not knowing this.

Yikes dude. Didn't know Newton, Einstein, Shakespeare, Goethe, Kant, Nietzsche, were drug enthusiasts. Really makes you think.....

Nietzsche did do drugs. And it’s likely Shakespeare and Goethe did. Anyway, others who did: Mozart, Berlioz, Lord Byron, Percy Shelley, Salvador Dali, Miles Davis, The Beatles, Arthur Conan Doyle, JRR Tolkien, Carl Sagan, Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung, Bill Gates, the founders of Atari, Cary Grant, the creators of National Lampoon, the creators of most Marvel characters, HR Giger, Led Zeppelin, Francis Crick, Steve Jobs, most chemists, Paul Erdös, Bill Hicks, John Coltrane, William Stewart Halsted, Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, The Doors, King Crimson, Tool, Pink Floyd, Aldous Huxley, Edgar Allan Poe, Stephen King, Aleister Crowley, Ernest Hemingway, Howard Hughes, William S Burroughs, Philip K Dick, Tchaikovsky, Vincent Van Gogh, Jackson Pollock, Thomas Edison, Nirvana, Charles Dickens, The Who, The Rolling Stones, almost every Jazz and blues musician, R Crumb, Andy Warhol, Truman Capote, the Velvet Underground, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Thomas Pynchon, James Joyce, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett.

> Nietzsche did do drugs.

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Yikes. Nietzsche didn't even drink alcohol let alone do drugs

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> And it’s likely Shakespeare and Goethe did

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Where's the proof? They were creative therefore they did drugs is begging the question.

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Almost every single person on your long list is either a pleb or didn't do drugs/we have no proof they used drugs. There is also no proof that that drug use made their work better and wasn't a result coping with living in abject poverty which is usually the case for great artists.

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Lmfao defend your degenerate habit more. There is a reason the stereotype of a drug user is a loser who has done nothing in their life.

Lmfao there is a reason the stereotype of a massive faggot loser is you.

“Reeeee I’m cool because I do drugs”

Have fun being a gas station attendant for the rest of your life

Damn son, you could really use some drugs, no need to be so serious and unfunny on an r/drama post. Hit up Joe Rogan at his gas station job for some DMT and a float tank experience. Love ya cutie.

buried by Nixon

Best thing Dick ever did tbh. Druggies are degenerates. He should have sent them all to die in Vietnam imo.

Slippery Dick dabs on the Dems.

It's over for Humphrey-cels. It never began for McGovern-cels

Ooh, try to not cut yourself on that edge.

Cope

legalize weed

Wasn't weed just legalized in the US?

Didn't his brother drink himself to death? Makes sense this would be something Trump would genuinely care about.

His brother is already dead why donate now

Cope

Susan G Cohen cels on suicide watch

Lol, nice Judiazation of Komen (I started to type "Jewification" but my keyboard kept autolinking me to the SPLC website)

Trump's just playing the long con with this one.

Except he doesn’t drink so why would this matter?

You're a shittier version of the_marx. Bait harder

He's a much, much better version of the_marx. the_marx gives itself away as a troll about every 10 posts. RR above only does it about every 100 posts. Plus, RR has been at this shtick longer.

In case you haven't noticed, Trump thinks very highly of himself. He probably believes that if people become more like him they can become winners, and part of that is not drinking. If we develop a way to turn alcoholics into non-drinkers then we can have more people in our society who are winners like Barack Obama and Donald Trump.

Didn't his brother drink himself to death?

Yup. I don't like Daddy but I'll give him a point here.

He probably drank himself to death because he had such shit family members.

I means, that's pretty much what happened, but it's stil sad af.

No it’s not. If you come from a privileged background and drink yourself to death you bitched the fuck out and your death was a good one.

commie scum, out. The death of a rich inheritor is a tragedy because unlike you, he was a person that was worthwhile.

Alcoholic pussies who can’t handle their liquor out. A tragedy would be me dying. Anyone else dying is funny as fuck.

Typical of commie scum, unable to feel empathy for human beings.

Typical of mongoloids, seriousposting in r/drama.

Typical of mongoloids, seriousposting in r/drama.

lmao, imagine thinking I was seriousposting.

Why are all newfags so fucking retarded ?

Oh, I guess I was confused by how unfunny everything you were saying was, that’s probably why I thought it was serious. My bad.

Now I see you’re trying to play the “pretending to be retarded” card to back out of being an unfunny faggot. Good call.

I was never pretending to be retarded because I am actually retarded. The fact that you actually got serious about me dabbing on you is proof that normie are ruining this sub and we should come back to private.

Unironically now (because apparently you need that reminder), newfag get out, out, OUT !

I was here when it was private, I don’t remember seeing your retarded ass around. Not that it matters, Is there anything gayer than trying to act like you belong in a subreddit more than someone else to try make up for all of your cliche, terrible comments? What a bitch. Get raped.

I was here when it was private

Sure you were buddy.

Is there anything gayer than trying to act like you belong in a subreddit more than someone else to try make up for all of your cliche, terrible comments?

Imagine using gay as an insult, instead of a goal everyone should aspire too, lmao.

newfags absolute state. 😂😂😂

Get raped.

I hope so, inshallah.

COPE

Straightcels stealing our memes once again.

If we didn't get bussyblasted by the admin I would be telling you to rope yourself now.

Living in your brain rent free right now, you can’t leave me alone lol. You’re all like “What is it that us drama people say? Oh yes ‘bussy’, that’s it.” Rope yourself.

I am actually retarded

Based. Are you a virgin retard (autistic, aspie) or a Chad retard (downs, schizo)?

I am a low functionning autist, which is as everyone know the chaddest type of retard.

You were only pretending to be retarded.

username checks out

Because they didn't lurk first. Smdh.

he was a person that was worthwhile.

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he was a person that was worthwhile

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Get lost, faggot.

Oh shit, i've missed you ya crazy cunt

Thank you!

I love seeing people have absolute fits when Drumpf does something objectively good. Like, he does enough shit you can criticize, let the man have his few good moments

Although honestly alcoholics are pretty cool, idk why we want to make them stop drinking

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. I don't want to see "uplifting" news from someone who is negative 99% of the time. /r/uplifingnews is a place to get away from bad news, most of which seems like Trump is respondible for these days. I don't want to see Trump's ugly face there.

Also, his 100k donation is negligible when compared to his net worth. if he donated 100 million or a comparable amount, that would be something. 100k is like 1 dollar to him.

Trump will go down as the worst president in history.

Your an idiot. Trump isn't rich, that's just fake news the Russians have made people believe.

Cope

Lol k

But I thought trump was broke from all of his failed businesses, so that 100k would be a significant amount

he was broke, but he’s made trillions off merchandising the past four years

I thought it was people were retarded enough to take the apprentice seriously so he started getting loans again?

"good. i hope it helps all of those his "presidency" has driven to alcoholism"

Imagine being alcoholic because someone with dementia is in the presidential office

oh fuck he just went against Big Booze.

Impeachment/assassination in 3...2...1

This goes really well with the thread about /r/politics becoming alcoholics because the orange man is just that bad.

didnt he once make a huge fuss about donating to a childrens sports club and got a giant check and everything only for it to be 500 dollars?

Preventing or increasing?

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