Says the fags that handed out a ban for this post citing 'agenda posting' or whatever the fuck excuse bussy loving alcoholics mods can think of to protect their precious boy holes feelings.
Do you know how u/Doctor_Fahrenheit got demodded by admins for raising awareness that a certain poweruser sent dick pics to an underage user?
Well, this was pretty much the same, only with Prince_kropotkin instead of GB, accusations being false, and instead of admins getting involved u/dramaste deleting himself in shame. In the words of Karl Marx:
Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.
Seriousposting is the bane of r/drama and a unforgivable blight on society as a whole. It ruins everything that made this sub what it is, and tbh, it reflects poorly on all of us.
Seeing people get unironically upset by a comment on the internet makes me sincerely worry about what kind of world will my children grow up in?!? Sometimes I genuinely just shake my head and quietly sob. My wife asks what's wrong, but I can't even bring myself to tell her- I don't even want her to know that kind of horror exists in the world. I have a close relative who's marriage was destroyed by seriousposting, so this issue strikes particularly close to home for me, and I can assure you- it can have very real consequences.
I get the impression that some people around here think that seriousposting isn't really that big of a deal, that they can get away with doing it once of twice, "hey, whats the big deal? Everyone seriousposts sometimes". But it's just that kind of complacency that starts a person down that slippery slope, which inevitably ends in lives, families, whole societies being destroyed. Which is exactly why it's so important that we all remain vigilant, and maintain a strict zero-tolerance policy towards seriousposting.
In conclusion, let me just implore you that please, next time you feel the urge to seriouspost- just stop. get some help. Dude bussy lmao. Bottom text.
I was only nineteen years old. I loved Jordan Peterson so much, I had all the merchandise and books. I'd pray to Jordan Peterson every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Jordan Peterson is love", I would say, "Jordan Peterson is life". My dad hears me and calls me a bigot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Jordan Peterson. I called him a cultural marxist. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Jordan Peterson. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my first amendment right". He grabs me with his powerful politically incorrect hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Jordan Peterson. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Jordan Peterson. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Jordan Peterson. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Jordan Peterson looks him straight in the eye, and says, "There are only two genders". Jordan Peterson leaves through my window. Jordan Peterson is love. Jordan Peterson is life.๏ปฟ
No? Well it's very easy, you'll catch on in no time. The key is to keep going. Whatever someone says, just extend it. Don't block at all, just keep going.
Where you have control is which direction things go to. You can take things wacky if you want, just do it in steps. Anything can be recontextualized. Just keep working it, and in many cases the other will be your witting or unwitting foil.
133 comments
1 sokolovey 2019-01-28
This looks like a serious post if I'm being honest
1 charming_tatum 2019-01-28
Look again, it's just an unfunny joke
1 methmun 2019-01-28
Stop lying lol
1 darkinard 2019-01-28
๐ด๐ด๐ด
happy now?
1 anaxamandrus 2019-01-28
๐๐๐
1 ffbtaw 2019-01-28
He never set a limit on the number of emojis. Is it possible to have a emoji-seriouspost?
1 Quietus42 2019-01-28
18 ๐ก๐ ๐คฌ
1 -Morgenstern- 2019-01-28
๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐.
๐>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>๐ซ>>>>>๐ณ๏ธโ๐>>๐ซ๐ด
1 taterbizkit 2019-01-28
Typical fuckin' libtard. Go suck Obama's Kenyan dickcheese, asshole.
1 BuyMeAnNSX 2019-01-28
Michelle has a nicer penis tho
1 taterbizkit 2019-01-28
Seriously -- no homo -- I'd have a hard time turning her down.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-01-28
๐ณ ๐ด
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
Very
1 yeliwofthecorn 2019-01-28
If you can't make your point in ten emojis ๐
1 InstantSheepMix 2019-01-28
๐ณ๐พโโ๏ธโ๐พ๐ก๐งจ๐ฉ๐๐ฎ๐ฑ7๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ๐ง๐ผ
1 LitPimpinDuck 2019-01-28
the amount of retards I see banting with more than 10 words is sad
Just reclose the sub already
1 yeliwofthecorn 2019-01-28
OK fam
1 trappysaruh 2019-01-28
lmao owned
1 demotecontrol 2019-01-28
Under 10 words too. Bravo.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-01-28
Bruh
1 Lysis10 2019-01-28
I am 12 and wat is this
1 methmun 2019-01-28
This be a pee pee 4 yur bunghole lol
1 demotecontrol 2019-01-28
๐
1 sheepinb 2019-01-28
Son i am dissapoint ๐๐๐๐๐๐
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-28
Cope
1 wont-take-it 2019-01-28
Without being verbose, I point out the lexiconal inconsistency of....
1 trappysaruh 2019-01-28
b&'d for ellipsis posting
1 SJCards 2019-01-28
Firstly, how dare you
1 trappysaruh 2019-01-28
my old boss used to replace every period with an ellipsis, never knew how to interpret his emails tone.
1 SJCards 2019-01-28
I'll one up you: a comma after the title of every email. Just why?
1 trappysaruh 2019-01-28
lmao boomers
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
Itโs over for memorandumcels
1 methmun 2019-01-28
My boss used tampon on me
1 wont-take-it 2019-01-28
Forgive me. My use of extraneous periods was disingenuous and
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-01-28
Finally, a conservative cuckhold viewpoint.
1 cmakk1012 2019-01-28
dude ๐ ฑ๏ธernie lmao
1 Brumaired 2019-01-28
maintain your safety, op
1 risingdeluge 2019-01-28
Says the fags that handed out a ban for this post citing 'agenda posting' or whatever the fuck excuse bussy loving alcoholics mods can think of to protect their precious boy holes feelings.
1 trappysaruh 2019-01-28
dude bussy lmao
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-01-28
โ๐ป๐โจ๐ณ๐ฟโโ๏ธโจ๐
1 demotecontrol 2019-01-28
You username is literally Tay's asshole.
I have no problem with this whatsoever. Just wanted to point that out to everyone.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-01-28
Maybe. Or like a secret second vagina. I havenโt decided.
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-28
r/drama > ๐
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-01-28
Hey didn't you have to make a new acount
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
Yeah because I nuked my old one
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-01-28
Can you unnuke it it really liked your name
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
You can't get a name back after you deleted it.
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-01-28
Damm that sucks, why'd you have to nuke it
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
I didn't have to but I just did
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-01-28
Hey when this sub goes private can you put me on the approved submitors list :)
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
Of course! Just let me know when it happens next time.
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-01-28
Thanks dad
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
I'm watching Isle of Dogs
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-01-28
It's a good movie, the sushi scene is my fav
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
It's kinda sad in the beginning.
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-01-28
Did you finish it, I don't want to spoil.
I'm like the only person I know who liked the ending.
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
Nyet. I'll let you know.
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-01-28
Make a sticky about your review of the film :)
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
Okay just finished it. It was beautiful. When I'm not tired, sober, etc, I will take the time to write a review.
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-01-28
I don't like how the kid didn't get reunited with his dog, but that's more a nitpick.
Great movie
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
Spot was done with his mission. The โnewโ dog was ready for the traditional man-dog relationship.
1 MajorGiraffe1 2019-01-28
Don't even need ten words fam because
lmao post bussy
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-01-28
No u
1 FenrirDCLXVI 2019-01-28
K- Keep Y - Yourself S - Safe.
Prime cancer from r/Drama๐๐ผ
1 TreLoon 2019-01-28
It's been updated to shiny new toxic-masculinity-free version: keep yourself shaved
1 HardIsLife 2019-01-28
Iโm still mad at all /r/Drama mods ๐ ๐
1 trappysaruh 2019-01-28
y
1 HardIsLife 2019-01-28
They closed the sub down when I was feeling really depressed and I needed a nonsense drama distraction.
1 trappysaruh 2019-01-28
rip
1 Wimzer 2019-01-28
Hey if the sub is closed down and youโre feeling down again, feel free to message me and Iโll bully you 1 on 1.
1 theREASONdramaCLOSED 2019-01-28
1 tcpip4lyfe 2019-01-28
Close it back down. This place is glorious when it's closed.
1 firenine11 2019-01-28
too many chapotard immigrants thats why
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
Nah the kia tards seriouspost just as much
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-01-28
The KIautists post way the hell more.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-01-28
no u
1 anaxamandrus 2019-01-28
How dare you insult the proud purveyors of 2d pedo porn.
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
I lumped them with far right posters. Just as bad as far left. Both sides.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-01-28
Stop seriousposting
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-28
And there's twice as many of then
1 theREASONdramaCLOSED 2019-01-28
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-01-28
Man, everyone has a gimmick now
1 throwawayaccount_34 2019-01-28
Fuck the โmarvel cinematic universeโ Shot has no place in my kinoplex
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-01-28
Novelty accounts OUT OUT OUT
1 theREASONdramaCLOSED 2019-01-28
Being a woman is even more of a novelty
1 usedtobread 2019-01-28
Women: the meme sex.
1 degenerate_throwaway 2019-01-28
Good concept, noveltyfriend, but that capitalization is just awful. I rate 3/5 platypi
1 theREASONdramaCLOSED 2019-01-28
I don't want to come off like I'm trying so I was actually hoping for a perfect 2.5/5 but 3 will do.
1 watermark03alt 2019-01-28
๐
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-01-28
Itโs over for seriouscels
1 Vurtizontal 2019-01-28
Everyone here seriouspost in between jokes. People still think this place is "centrist".
1 a19761939 2019-01-28
https://i.imgur.com/h49JQ9k.jpg
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-01-28
We need to go private again, effective immediately.
Also, make me a mod and give me unlimited emergency power to enforce quality controls.
1 Cameltoe__tea 2019-01-28
Mayocide when?!
1 yourdeadwife 2019-01-28
gay
1 Agenda_Poster 2019-01-28
What, why? Do you think you're the boss you
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
I was the top mod of /r/Drama so yeah, I kinda have some say on this.
1 Agenda_Poster 2019-01-28
That was more than 10 words
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
Was top mod. I'm smart on this thing.
1 trappysaruh 2019-01-28
F
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-01-28
What happened?
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
It's a long story
1 djlewt 2019-01-28
Gay.
1 -DeadHead- 2019-01-28
Got rinsed by the prince, who wasn't even there.
1 White_Dudeness 2019-01-28
Do you know how u/Doctor_Fahrenheit got demodded by admins for raising awareness that a certain poweruser sent dick pics to an underage user?
Well, this was pretty much the same, only with Prince_kropotkin instead of GB, accusations being false, and instead of admins getting involved u/dramaste deleting himself in shame. In the words of Karl Marx:
1 SickofUrbullshit 2019-01-28
no
1 watermark03alt 2019-01-28
no
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-01-28
This sub was pretty good yesterday. Today it's fucking trash.
CLOSE THE SUB
MAKE DRAMA GREAT AGAIN
1 Agenda_Poster 2019-01-28
You must have the big brain
1 80BAIT08 2019-01-28
All I need is three letters.
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
YYZ
1 sheepinb 2019-01-28
Is the longpostbot gone? I fuckibg loved that thingn๐ญ
1 LightUmbra 2019-01-28
No he's still here.
1 SuperShake66652 2019-01-28
This is why we need the mayocide.
1 Particle_Man_Prime 2019-01-28
This but unironically
1 S3z1n 2019-01-28
bruh
1 DarkResurgence 2019-01-28
go suck gussy cuck
1 AutoModerator 2019-01-28
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1 lyridsreign 2019-01-28
This is why we can't have nice things. I blame Ed's snooze posting.
1 221967322 2019-01-28
Seriousposting generates lots of drama though
1 fsdgfhk 2019-01-28
Seriousposting is the bane of r/drama and a unforgivable blight on society as a whole. It ruins everything that made this sub what it is, and tbh, it reflects poorly on all of us.
Seeing people get unironically upset by a comment on the internet makes me sincerely worry about what kind of world will my children grow up in?!? Sometimes I genuinely just shake my head and quietly sob. My wife asks what's wrong, but I can't even bring myself to tell her- I don't even want her to know that kind of horror exists in the world. I have a close relative who's marriage was destroyed by seriousposting, so this issue strikes particularly close to home for me, and I can assure you- it can have very real consequences.
I get the impression that some people around here think that seriousposting isn't really that big of a deal, that they can get away with doing it once of twice, "hey, whats the big deal? Everyone seriousposts sometimes". But it's just that kind of complacency that starts a person down that slippery slope, which inevitably ends in lives, families, whole societies being destroyed. Which is exactly why it's so important that we all remain vigilant, and maintain a strict zero-tolerance policy towards seriousposting.
In conclusion, let me just implore you that please, next time you feel the urge to seriouspost- just stop. get some help. Dude bussy lmao. Bottom text.
1 LongPostBot 2019-01-28
Wow, you must be a JP fan
I am a bot. Contact for questions
1 fsdgfhk 2019-01-28
I was only nineteen years old. I loved Jordan Peterson so much, I had all the merchandise and books. I'd pray to Jordan Peterson every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Jordan Peterson is love", I would say, "Jordan Peterson is life". My dad hears me and calls me a bigot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Jordan Peterson. I called him a cultural marxist. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Jordan Peterson. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my first amendment right". He grabs me with his powerful politically incorrect hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Jordan Peterson. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Jordan Peterson. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Jordan Peterson. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Jordan Peterson looks him straight in the eye, and says, "There are only two genders". Jordan Peterson leaves through my window. Jordan Peterson is love. Jordan Peterson is life.๏ปฟ
1 LongPostBot 2019-01-28
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1 strathmeyer 2019-01-28
Seriousposting is the new shitposting! Real candidate 2020!
1 Zozbot 2019-01-28
zoz
1 Zozbot 2019-01-28
zle
1 Zozbot 2019-01-28
zozzle
1 Named_NPC1 2019-01-28
I could go for a slice of bacon right now
1 Velvet_Llama 2019-01-28
Seriously.
1 usedtobread 2019-01-28
Hey, Dramast. You ever do impro?
No? Well it's very easy, you'll catch on in no time. The key is to keep going. Whatever someone says, just extend it. Don't block at all, just keep going.
Where you have control is which direction things go to. You can take things wacky if you want, just do it in steps. Anything can be recontextualized. Just keep working it, and in many cases the other will be your witting or unwitting foil.
1 Dramaste 2019-01-28
Yes and?
1 usedtobread 2019-01-28
Precisely. :)
1 ElonMuskar 2019-01-28
Shut the fuck up libtard, Donald Trump is the greatest.