About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-01-28
About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-28
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-01-28
How edgy is (was) the music on Elegy Records anyway, famalams? I'm not familiar with the label really tbh.
PS: The comment section is far more autistic and BASED than the article as usual.
1 RedditorsAreRetarts 2019-01-28
THEY (THE LIBERALS) WILL NEVER, EVER KILL MY ATHEIO-[SATANIC], COLD, DEAD, HARD, BLACK HEART OF EXTREME BLACK METAL!!! FUCK THEM!!!
I AM HATE AND ALWAYS WILL BE. DEATH AND DESTRUCTION WIDESPREAD I ADVOCATE…
CUT ME OFF FROM MY MUSIC AND I WILL HAVE ENOUGH IN MY MEMORY TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
1 911roofer 2019-01-28
Anything harder than Metallica is trash. Fight me.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-01-28
Listen to some Gojira. It's good shit.