Serious Post Template (put witty title here + adjective adjective subject)
1 2019-01-28 by Sikorskiii
Today r/example went to adjective
Brief explanation Brief explanation Brief explanation Brief explanation Brief explanation Brief explanation (4-6 sentences)
Link 1 (usually main post)
Link 2 (second top comment)
What happened but with more detail (5-7 sentences, MANY passive aggressive adjectives)
Link 3 (removed by mods of r/example)
Link 4 (downvoted and deep in the main thread)
This is a recap. (4-6 sentences, verbs that you gotta find on either Urban Dictionary or the Encyclopedia Brittanica)
Witty ending (e.g. ‘Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk’, ‘cya fags’)
7 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-28
You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
Snapshots:
This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is
r/example - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is*
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1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-28
Better than a Lawlz stickyposting tbqh famalam
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-28
🐷🐽oink oink🐽🐷
1 LightUmbra 2019-01-28
🍆💦 skeet skeet 🍆💦
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-01-28
Bruh moment
1 otherwiseyep 2019-01-28
Master lols will not be pleased by this
1 trappysaruh 2019-01-28
how did you get this modmail