I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.
I try to imagine movies and tv shows where there's a CWM (cis, white, male) lead and how they'd react to their arch nemisis speaking to them this way and how fast they'd fall from 'loveable protagonist' to villainous murderer who feels righteously wounded And all humanity must die for the humility he felt.
flaw number one in these reversals: women might yell at you, men might beat/rape/murder you.
Women might also mewtwo you because they're bored, or because they didn't take it too kindly when you asked if it was ther birthday, when they brought a whole cake that one time.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-29
I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.
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1 Neon_needles 2019-01-29
This might be the saddest fat chick on reddit.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-29
A lot of time to be pathetic when your lack of interpersonal skills and disgusting appearance causes you to be a lonely shut in.
1 HardIsLife 2019-01-29
Two options.
They either hang out with assholes.
Or
They are so annoying that people yell at them.
Either way. Get a grip, girls!
1 GiganticFckingFaggot 2019-01-29
or they're LARPING, I mean come the fuck on
"I told him to stop being so emotional and to smile sweetcheeks and he broke down crying and finally adopted feminism!!!"
1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-29
TooManyChromosomes is feminist Chick Tracts prove me wrong
1 MoistPassage 2019-01-29
It's a shitty wamen driver that borrowed the BMW for the afternoon.
1 Homer00025 2019-01-29
Women might also mewtwo you because they're bored, or because they didn't take it too kindly when you asked if it was ther birthday, when they brought a whole cake that one time.
1 GiganticFckingFaggot 2019-01-29
THAT'S DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nOtAlLWOmEn
1 Osterion 2019-01-29
I wonder how many times that tumblr screen grabbed has graced twox's frontpage? Probably over 100 times I would guess
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-01-29
You can see the JPG degradation
1 Nebor 2019-01-29
What kind of man would yell irrationally at a woman? You just gonna have a relationship with zero adults in it?