What are those black objects? Who's that man?

1  2019-01-29 by le_epic_xd

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I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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I think that is supposed to be Roger Stone. Now why he has a tattoo of Nixon on his back, I have no earthly idea.

Because he has one in real life.

Roger Stone is an absolute madman. And I mean that in the most sincere and complimentary way.

Americans are fucking insane!

Ben is entering his minimalist phase

Tbh this is basically almost abstract art. There's barely any labels

surprised hildawg has clothes on after the hentai phase

Edit those into black cocks please

Chance the character in the middle to Roger Stone's wife and you'll have a mostly accurate portrait of their Thursday nights.

She can't keep getting away with it!

Where's Hildawg's thicc booty?

Hilldawg's in the picture? Where? I don't recognize her without a giant black label on her. :(

Hillary confirmed as powerful telepath

"I always keep rose quartz crystals in my purse"

For a hardcore conservative, Ben certainly doesn't seem to know the basic design of a gun. Quite a few of these are missing grips...

Ackchually he's hardcore libertarian iirc

Then it's even sadder that he doesn't know what a gun looks like

I still have no fucking clue how libertarians like Trump. Then again, most libertarians don't even believe in most libertarian ideas it seems like, they just want the slightly edgy alternative.

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Papa Milton come back to us...

Quite a few of these are missing grips...

And has too many bolts.

what are those black pointy things supposed to stand for

who is the blonde lady

WHO IS THE MAN

WHAT DOES THE TATTOO MEAN

TELL ME GARRISON WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME

no BRAPS

Seems like he is outsourcing his work now.

I literally have no idea what’s going on, except someone asking is this necessary, and someone responding yes. What are all those black things? Who’s the man in the middle? I need more labels to be able to laugh

garrison

Dude labels lmao

Ben I can't understand these without 50 labels please help me

Also why you gotta draw someone nearly naked every day man just jack off already.

Dail reminder that Roger Stone DINDU NUFFIN 😭😭😭

How come more people don't talk about how weird it is that Trump put Hillary in charge of the DoJ?

Yeah, didn't he say he was going to send her to jail or some shit? Now she's out here running the FBI!

Dail reminder that Roger Stone DINDU NUFFIN 😭😭😭

Something must be wrong with Benji. He drew Stone as a pinhead and there's no way in hell he doesn't know how to draw guns better than that.

Jfc id expect ben garrison a rural montana guy to at least draw guns correctly

Wtf is up with the ar 15 in the lower left with a bolt lel

Can't you see! Those are zap carry bolts!

I also see a few with no handgrips

GUN

I love the almost poetic symmetry that implies CNN and Hillary Clinton are in cahoots. Hillary resembling a rat which the CNN camera also just so happens to have printed on it.

Truly Benny boy has smashed it out the park again!

Why do all political cartoonists suck at drawing guns? I mean the anti-gun SJWs I get, but Garrison is 100% OWN THE LIBS conservative.

Some of those rifles don’t even have grips lmao

2nd amendment goals 😍😍😍

A lot of those rifles are missing their grips, interesting that Garrison is complying with California gun law.

Speaking as someone who was detained briefly by the FBI in an extremely similar manner for reasons I don't want to get into, these people are being a bunch of pussies about it

WTF I hate guns now.

Is he at school?