I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
āBro I donāt need to smoke itās not like Iām a lame ass alcoholic.ā
-THAT FRIDAY-
āWhat the fuck dude both of my guys are dry this is bullshit what the fuck. You can go out Iām gonna try this dude I got bud from back in ā06, just have to find my old burner that has his numberā.
This applies to every subculture. Many people make it their identity because they feel there is nothing interesting about them so they dive face first into one to give them a sense of personality and belonging.
Whereas plenty of other people just enjoy it for its own sake and don't make a fuss about it.
I'm (takes a hit) not (exhales and takes a deep 5 second inhale of the joint) addicted (has 2 weed vape pens on him at all times) I (Smokes non stop 3 times a day at least) can (spends 2/3 of their paycheck on weed) quit (can't have a good time without getting high) anytime (smokes so much every normal partner they've had has left them) I (says smoking everyday has no long term effects) want (goes on reddit to circlejerk with other loser stoners)
I'm in pretty good shape, ~14%bf and decent lifts. I've tried many things to varying success but most come with drawbacks, for instance melatonin leaves me drowsy in the morning.
If i wanted you to know what I look like you'd already have buss pics. I'm just dispelling your notion that my sleeping troubke is due to being a fat slob like you propose.
Just had a three day weed bender and just want to stay sober for a while, idk how someone could just live life constantly high. Even I need breaks, than again I wouldn't consider myself a pot head, just bored and in medical pain most the time.
If we can get stoners to realize (((pharma execs))) are behind this kind of coverage and damnation of their favorite plant, baby we might have ourselves a stew going.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-29
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
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1 matt123hihat 2019-01-29
S E N T I E N T
1 BenaGD 2019-01-29
It's over for stonercels
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-01-29
šæš„š¤¬They targeted potheads. POTHEADS.
1 BenaGD 2019-01-29
Why can't people smoke weed and not make it their personality
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-01-29
āBro I donāt need to smoke itās not like Iām a lame ass alcoholic.ā
-THAT FRIDAY-
āWhat the fuck dude both of my guys are dry this is bullshit what the fuck. You can go out Iām gonna try this dude I got bud from back in ā06, just have to find my old burner that has his numberā.
1 Mrtheliger 2019-01-29
What's worse is when they try to excuse it with "yeah I can't function without it, but it's not like I can't just quit if I need to"
1 Logios_v2 2019-01-29
They do, but you don't know because they don't talk about it.
1 Heydammit 2019-01-29
This applies to every subculture. Many people make it their identity because they feel there is nothing interesting about them so they dive face first into one to give them a sense of personality and belonging.
Whereas plenty of other people just enjoy it for its own sake and don't make a fuss about it.
1 friendly_Spycrab 2019-01-29
As always both sides are retarded
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-01-29
based doctors and police fuck potheads
1 pvijay187 2019-01-29
Weed is the flag football of drugs
1 escargott 2019-01-29
I fucking hate potheads with a passion.
I'm (takes a hit) not (exhales and takes a deep 5 second inhale of the joint) addicted (has 2 weed vape pens on him at all times) I (Smokes non stop 3 times a day at least) can (spends 2/3 of their paycheck on weed) quit (can't have a good time without getting high) anytime (smokes so much every normal partner they've had has left them) I (says smoking everyday has no long term effects) want (goes on reddit to circlejerk with other loser stoners)
1 aqouta 2019-01-29
I just want edibles so I can eat one at 9pm on work nights and sleep soundly.
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-01-29
Or you could exercise, meditate, avoid eating after six, or stop being a gigantic faggot.
Lots of non-pothead options to get some sleep.
1 aqouta 2019-01-29
I'm in pretty good shape, ~14%bf and decent lifts. I've tried many things to varying success but most come with drawbacks, for instance melatonin leaves me drowsy in the morning.
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-01-29
when I want to know what you look like naked Iāll ask your uncle and your grandpa
1 aqouta 2019-01-29
If i wanted you to know what I look like you'd already have buss pics. I'm just dispelling your notion that my sleeping troubke is due to being a fat slob like you propose.
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-01-29
I heard weed cures autism
1 TopBunkWanker 2019-01-29
you should definitely try smoking some then
1 Ordoom 2019-01-29
Eyyyyyyyyyyy!
1 BuffTuffBanner 2019-01-29
the softest pitch ever thrown
1 TopBunkWanker 2019-01-29
you expect a man to turn down a free fuckin dinger?
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-01-29
IDK if this is the forum to be handing out that kind of advice
1 djlewt 2019-01-29
And you could stop telling other people how to live their lives like a self righteous asshole.
The double standards of this sub are hilarious.
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-01-29
copefugees OUT OUT OUT!
1 matt123hihat 2019-01-29
I donāt know why this subreddit hasnāt implemented an automatic fastass filter tbh
One of the most important technological advancements of the century imho
1 djlewt 2019-01-29
Cope with what? I don't smoke weed, I just value freedom and think shitheads should mind their own business.
1 Wave_Entity 2019-01-29
yeah but you said it all serious like. here let my try for you:
1 djlewt 2019-01-29
God damnit.
1 Matues49 2019-01-29
Your crippling addiction you degenerate subhuman pothead
1 ___Moufasa___ 2019-01-29
You're unironically giving this advice in this sub? If you browse r/drama it's already over.
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-01-29
HOW CAN ONE COMMENT BE SO BASED
1 djlewt 2019-01-29
Imagine not being a judgemental fuck. Ironically some weed might help that.
1 Heydammit 2019-01-29
Sounds like you could stand to smoke some pot mate.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-29
Iām addicted, but Iām fine with it
1 Baconlightning 2019-01-29
I donāt hate weed, just everyone who uses it
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-01-29
Exactly how I feel about it.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2019-01-29
Of course South Carolina is this retarded. Fuck the South.
1 diggity_md 2019-01-29
Ah fuck you, Leatherman
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-01-29
Take another bong rip to get over it.
1 ablackenedrose 2019-01-29
Does Florida count?
1 diggity_md 2019-01-29
What do you mean weed has negative externalities? So what if it turns me into a lazy binge eating fuck!?
1 Ordoom 2019-01-29
Like that was ever a reason to ban something in America.
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-01-29
So we should also ban being born in America?
1 Singulaire 2019-01-29
Yes.
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-01-29
Based and redpilled
1 Zero777g 2019-01-29
Just had a three day weed bender and just want to stay sober for a while, idk how someone could just live life constantly high. Even I need breaks, than again I wouldn't consider myself a pot head, just bored and in medical pain most the time.
1 Faggzilla 2019-01-29
Medical pain?
1 Zero777g 2019-01-29
Got a prescribed some heavy and addictive pain pills but decided to go with weed, still don't even want to look at my weed vape pen after those 3 days
1 Faggzilla 2019-01-29
What do you do for pain that isn't medical
1 Zero777g 2019-01-29
Kill myself
1 dreamedifice 2019-01-29
Where is the drama? I don't see any meltdowns.
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-01-29
u/Pink_Monkey needs to get off the internet and go back to eating paste.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-01-29
If we can get stoners to realize (((pharma execs))) are behind this kind of coverage and damnation of their favorite plant, baby we might have ourselves a stew going.
1 Matues49 2019-01-29
Duterte didn't do enough
1 expensivememe 2019-01-29
But dude weeds cure cancer n shit LMAO