Absolute melt down in r/news when weed is called "America's most dangerous drug"

1  2019-01-29 by BenaGD

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I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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It's over for stonercels

šŸ—暟„ŠšŸ¤¬They targeted potheads. POTHEADS.

Why can't people smoke weed and not make it their personality

ā€œBro I donā€™t need to smoke itā€™s not like Iā€™m a lame ass alcoholic.ā€

-THAT FRIDAY-

ā€œWhat the fuck dude both of my guys are dry this is bullshit what the fuck. You can go out Iā€™m gonna try this dude I got bud from back in ā€˜06, just have to find my old burner that has his numberā€.

What's worse is when they try to excuse it with "yeah I can't function without it, but it's not like I can't just quit if I need to"

They do, but you don't know because they don't talk about it.

This applies to every subculture. Many people make it their identity because they feel there is nothing interesting about them so they dive face first into one to give them a sense of personality and belonging.

Whereas plenty of other people just enjoy it for its own sake and don't make a fuss about it.

As always both sides are retarded

based doctors and police fuck potheads

Weed is the flag football of drugs

I fucking hate potheads with a passion.

I'm (takes a hit) not (exhales and takes a deep 5 second inhale of the joint) addicted (has 2 weed vape pens on him at all times) I (Smokes non stop 3 times a day at least) can (spends 2/3 of their paycheck on weed) quit (can't have a good time without getting high) anytime (smokes so much every normal partner they've had has left them) I (says smoking everyday has no long term effects) want (goes on reddit to circlejerk with other loser stoners)

I just want edibles so I can eat one at 9pm on work nights and sleep soundly.

Or you could exercise, meditate, avoid eating after six, or stop being a gigantic faggot.

Lots of non-pothead options to get some sleep.

I'm in pretty good shape, ~14%bf and decent lifts. I've tried many things to varying success but most come with drawbacks, for instance melatonin leaves me drowsy in the morning.

when I want to know what you look like naked Iā€™ll ask your uncle and your grandpa

If i wanted you to know what I look like you'd already have buss pics. I'm just dispelling your notion that my sleeping troubke is due to being a fat slob like you propose.

I heard weed cures autism

you should definitely try smoking some then

Eyyyyyyyyyyy!

the softest pitch ever thrown

you expect a man to turn down a free fuckin dinger?

Or you could exercise, meditate, avoid eating after six, or stop being a gigantic faggot.

IDK if this is the forum to be handing out that kind of advice

And you could stop telling other people how to live their lives like a self righteous asshole.

The double standards of this sub are hilarious.

copefugees OUT OUT OUT!

I donā€™t know why this subreddit hasnā€™t implemented an automatic fastass filter tbh

One of the most important technological advancements of the century imho

Cope with what? I don't smoke weed, I just value freedom and think shitheads should mind their own business.

yeah but you said it all serious like. here let my try for you:

Hey shut the fuck up and stop persecuting me and my rasta bredren you hitler loving bootlicker!

God damnit.

Cope with what?

Your crippling addiction you degenerate subhuman pothead

You're unironically giving this advice in this sub? If you browse r/drama it's already over.

HOW CAN ONE COMMENT BE SO BASED

Imagine not being a judgemental fuck. Ironically some weed might help that.

Sounds like you could stand to smoke some pot mate.

Iā€™m addicted, but Iā€™m fine with it

I donā€™t hate weed, just everyone who uses it

Exactly how I feel about it.

Of course South Carolina is this retarded. Fuck the South.

Ah fuck you, Leatherman

Take another bong rip to get over it.

Does Florida count?

What do you mean weed has negative externalities? So what if it turns me into a lazy binge eating fuck!?

Like that was ever a reason to ban something in America.

So we should also ban being born in America?

Yes.

Based and redpilled

Just had a three day weed bender and just want to stay sober for a while, idk how someone could just live life constantly high. Even I need breaks, than again I wouldn't consider myself a pot head, just bored and in medical pain most the time.

Medical pain?

Got a prescribed some heavy and addictive pain pills but decided to go with weed, still don't even want to look at my weed vape pen after those 3 days

What do you do for pain that isn't medical

Kill myself

Where is the drama? I don't see any meltdowns.

Big Pharmaceutical payroll

Edit: Holy Smokes, my very first Silver! Thanks to u/FunkyPlunkett for poppinā€™ my cherry!

u/Pink_Monkey needs to get off the internet and go back to eating paste.

If we can get stoners to realize (((pharma execs))) are behind this kind of coverage and damnation of their favorite plant, baby we might have ourselves a stew going.

Duterte didn't do enough

But dude weeds cure cancer n shit LMAO