WHO 👏 SAID 👏 IRAN 👏 ISN’T 👏 A 👏 PROGRESSIVE👏 COUNTRY👏

2  2019-01-29 by escargott

49 comments

1  BussyShillBot 2019-01-29

He is worse than a Jew, he is—may Allah forgive me for saying this—a SRDine.

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1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-29

Snappy disagrees?

1  BlessThisBussy 2019-01-29

If you were capable of rubbing two braincells together you would realize that's not Snappy.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-29

Calling it "bussy" feels awkward sometimes đź‘€

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-29

Calling it "bussy" feels awkward sometimes đź‘€

1  MPHJ-7 2019-01-29

Sentient

1  ___Moufasa___ 2019-01-29

Based

1  Redactor0 2019-01-29

Daily reminder that Iranians are woke to the SRDine issue.

1  SnapshillBot 2019-01-29

This is why we need mayocide.

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1  escargott 2019-01-29

Here’s the /r/news thread that gained 0 traction:

https://reddit.com/r/news/comments/akpsib/iran_publicly_hangs_man_on_homosexuality_charges/

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-01-29

Yowza that’s some top shelf NPC cope posting in there. 🤖

Very misleading X100

Why can’t they just accept that they hate bussy?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-29

They secretly love it. That's why they're coping.

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-01-29

We need step daddy to ⚡️⚡️⚡️them into seeing the light.

1  cptnhaddock 2019-01-29

Everyone knows that Iran isn't fucking Sweden, they're just trying to keep the neocons from getting everyone to riled up and starting a war because a chess player was forced to wear a hijab.

1  TheLordHighExecu 2019-01-29

You're saying it like we shouldn't do that

1  ConfuseTheJews 2019-01-29

Don't know. It's not even a secret what happens

https://old.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/ajj9s7/gay_iranian_considering_moving_away/

However, what's more important is the other side of the coin: everything has to be kept secret because of the death threat (Gay people can get executed if they're caught).

1  18aidanme 2019-01-29

jesus redditors choose the worst hills to die on

>b-but he kidnapped 2 children

>the Iranian state media is completely trustworthy, just like Russia's.

1  911roofer 2019-01-29

Lies fall from a Muslims lips like water from a fountain.

1  PeskyPapaya 2019-01-29

Ikr they almost as bad as christcucks

1  ConfuseTheJews 2019-01-29

lol

"Iran just loves well hung gay men. It is a translation error. Nothing to see here"

1  bareballzthebitch 2019-01-29

Wtf I love Iran now

1  Umpskit 2019-01-29

The Jerusalem Post "The state-run news agency also reported that the man was found guilty of kidnapping charges for abducting two 15-year olds."

No biased headlines here folks.

1  911roofer 2019-01-29

Old Sumerian proverb, Tell a lie, then tell the truth, and he truth will be thought a lie.

1  Dramaste 2019-01-29

Let me try this:

"I love you but I can no longer go on like this." Damn that's good.

1  PierligBouloven 2019-01-29

Literally one line later it says that it is impossible for us to know wether these charges were true or not.

1  Bluest_waters 2019-01-29

so why bother with the story at all then?

wtf?

the gay part is true but the kidnapping is not?

gimme a break

1  PierligBouloven 2019-01-29

One seems more plausible than the other, especially considering that accusing homosexuals of pedophilia has been a trope since forever.

1  Bluest_waters 2019-01-29

accusing Iranians of being barbaric has been a trope since forever.

1  PierligBouloven 2019-01-29

More like since the '70s. Even racists and white supremacists loved Iranians up to early 20th century.

1  grungebot5000 2019-01-29

not really, they were the region’s token narbarians for like 400 years

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-01-29

But conveniently, the homosexual charges were provided and explained clearly to jpost

1  automatic_cluck 2019-01-29

Gut. gut.

1  Redactor0 2019-01-29

How naive do you have to be to think they actually kill all the gays in Iran? That would be over a million people.

1  grungebot5000 2019-01-29

they convert them

1  Coelacance 2019-01-29

he didn't take the T-pill

1  WistopherWalken 2019-01-29

Mike Pence is in a corner somewhere salivating lasciviously trying to resist the urge to jerk off.

1  GospelOfTammanyHall 2019-01-29

unironically believing the vice president is a medieval freak

1  WistopherWalken 2019-01-29

unironically

Imagine reading what I wrote and not recognizing irony.

1  Stenwalden 2019-01-29

Well the president is so its not that far fetched to think Mike "fry the gay away" pence would be too.

1  UmmahSultan 2019-01-29

Donald Trump is 110% OK with sexual deviancy of all kinds, whereas Mike Pence is essentially a Muslim.

1  grungebot5000 2019-01-29

isn’t this just business as usual?

what’s the point lol

1  ATissu 2019-01-29

Guess he didn't let then chop off his dick and become trans. It's over for iranian Cisgaycels

1  wow___justwow 2019-01-29

how can 2 men have sex with each other and yet only one man got hanged for the crime of having sex with a man?

1  ColonelDerp 2019-01-29

He didn’t say no homo.

1  elftor421 2019-01-29

has anyone told them their flag has a pussy on it?

1  Zian64 2019-01-29

Shoulda stuck with the goats. Beastiality is a-o-k!

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-01-29

The state-run news agency also reported that the man was found guilty of kidnapping charges for abducting two 15-year olds.

The Jerusalem Post reports that there is virtually no way to independently verify those charges due to Iran's shrouded and complex judicial system.

lmao ok (((Jerusalem Post)))

1  A7_AUDUBON 2019-01-29

Umm, sorry sweaty, what does this have to do with Israel or Saudia Arabia?

1  expensivememe 2019-01-29

Why do Redditors hate Russia but love Iran?