r/trashpandas accuses OP of negligently causing the death of a raccoon

2  2019-01-29 by 700NitroExpress

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I’m always amazed how few people know about Gamergate. It’s not only the key to understanding so many violent harassment campaigns going on today, it’s lots of the same people angry about the same stuff using the same playbook.

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It's about ethics in trash panda rescue

kek

Really all that can be said about the situation tbh

Jesus christ lol what is he hoping to get out of this

RACCOON LIVES MATTER πŸΌπŸ—‘

If animals didn’t often die from shit like this they would end up like us. Seriousposting and reeeeing the day away.

True. This was a mercy move by OP

OP made 29 comments in one hour himself. Poor animal must be spinning in his trash can.

Animal control isn’t going to do shit for a raccoon unless it is being a pest and then they are killing it. Animal control where i’m at also is more likely to kill feral cats if they are called to do anything about them.

some guy is in there suggesting he shouldve put a al adder in the trash.

A ladder.

This is juicier than the original thread. Why is it that it's always the SPCA types who think everyone but them is an animal abuser? πŸ€£πŸ€œπŸ‡

Sitting here bawling my eyes out because fucking idiots on Reddit take karma and let animals freeze to death, couldn’t be bothered to help it out, offer it food, a blanket, or call animal control

Like what the actual fuck is wrong with people?

I doubt the raccoon jumped in looking for shelter, he probably fell in looking for food and couldn’t get back out. Then he freezes to death or is collected by a dump truck and dies. People are stupid. To use his death for karma is just absolutely disgusting

They should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

Imagine having this much empathy for a garbage-sifting, pet-attacking rabies vector

Big yikes from me, sweaty

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What the fuck is wrong with you why wouldn’t you help it out, why wouldn’t you call animal control?!??

It might not be dead get the fuck out there and do SOMETHING OTHER THAN SITTING ON REDDIT

YOU LET AN ANIMAL DIE AND USED ITS DEATH FOR KARMA THATS FUCKED UP SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP

CALL ANIMAL CONTROL RIGHT FUCKING NOW IT MIGHT NOT BE DEAD

Lmao

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Imagine being so fucking fragile that you are bawling from a random trash panda falling into a dumpster and freezing to death. Or then screeching like an autistic banshee that someone killed that raccoon because they didn’t want to get rabies

I had a baby racoon die in my yard it had what I think was canine distemper shit I wasn't gonna try to help it I thought it was rabies at first.

You were blessed! πŸ™

You were blessed! πŸ™

fukkin trash pandas ghet intah mah neihbahs chikyn coup all tha dam tyme n shiet. muh wafe had tah gah over derdah uddah dae n shoot un of dem basterds. little piece shiat had dun ate the heads off syx of theres chikyns fore dae kornerd it. Then muh wiafe shot it in duh head wit muh 22. one shot. i taught er ow to shoot. dam proud.

If it's something that the internet gave a retarded nickname to, it must be worthy of love.

So if make a cute name for anal prolapse it will become cute, wanna see my "breacha"?

when you give a heckin good breacha boop on the lips :3

Animals will actually touch them if bribed with food. So they are worth like all people to animalcells

It's fucking vermin, rats can be cute but they're still pests.

Lol what is the guy supposed to do? Adopt a wild animal that is probably infested with diseases and parasites?

No, just remove it out of the freezing dumpster and into the warm winter air

Out of the frying pan and into the fire irl

Out of the fridge into the freezer

OP is trolling for sure

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I hope he did it.

this unironically upsets me

its a fucking trash panda. Youre not even supposed to swerve if it runs in front of your car

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What if it was a πŸ„ed?

Then you bring out this bad boy...

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Also a bit bummed for sake of raccoon but nature is a frigid bitch. Cruel and unforgiving. Doesn't play favourites.

Well now this raccoon can't pass down it's dumb ass, dumpster diving genes.

Natural selection works in mysterious ways.

Me too desu ;_;

Human gore is enjoyable, this is just sad

As we all know animals > humans

This is some original, high quality shit OP. Well done.

Jesus Christ

Lol, if it was trapped, it would probably think you were a predator and get defensive. The last thing I want is trash panda rabies because I tried to be a good samaritan for an animal that eats garbage.

This says a lot about our society 😞😞😞

A clear case of negligent homicide. Arrest him boys.

Who the fuck cares about a raccoon

fragile white people who have never dealt with hostile animals or seen anything die

fragile white people who have never dealt with hostile animals or seen anything die

Based and redpilled.

This but as it is

They regularly watch dying homeless people they pass on the street because they can't handle the fact that they don't deserve the comfy life they were born into.

Yea, but homeless people are scum too.

Dipshits like you really love to bring race into everything don't you?

I do.

why

I like animals.

Imagine being so annexed from reality you believe animal control doesn't immediately put down wild raccoons

Lol I know. Animal control isn’t some feel good animal rescue operation it is an agency designed to get rid of nuisance animals and the easiest way to do that is destroying them.

Most animal control vehicles around my area have .22 rifles as part of the toolset, that being said most of the employees bring their own guns anyway

Where I was working there was this makeshift farm for inner city kids to try to teach them a skill other than drug selling or sex work. Some homeless dude died and he had a dog so for about a year the dog was killing and eating the baby alpacas and sheep. Finally they lied and said the dog attacked a kid so they came out and shot it. Then they cried about that causing trauma to the kids.

The last thing those kids were was traumatized

It was for problem inner city white kids so they may have been.

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I didn't need to read this. Fuck that guy.

Shut up you pussy faggot. It's a trash panda. Cry me a river lmao

A raccon is a living being and sure as shit a better use of air than your retarded fucking ass. You are living joke ed, you think you are cool because of your meme shit in this sub? You are fucking pathethic you dumb fuck. Im being serious you are retard and not because of this thread just in general, you are a fucking annoyance.

Im being serious

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Fuck you ed.

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Cry some more.

It'd be pretty damn funny if ed was stuck outside in a dumpster tonight, I think.

u/snapshillbot use this.

A raccon is a living being and sure as shit a better use of air than your retarded fucking ass. You are living joke ed, you think you are cool because of your meme shit in this sub? You are fucking pathethic you dumb fuck. Im being serious you are retard and not because of this thread just in general, you are a fucking annoyance.

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Where's that garage raccoon guy? I know he's a dramatard

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Reminds me of a roommate I had; she went jogging one day and saw a duck that had been attacked by a goose or something and it was flapping around and dying. She stopped and called 911 to get help for the duck. 911 told her "Sweetie, in nature, animals die". Yes, she was a mayo gussy

absolute peak mayo thread