Do you want unwanted attention? Because accusing a hate attack victim of being a liar is how you get on CNN.

1  2019-01-30 by shanewater

You think that your radical centrism can somehow justify deliberately picking a side? Sure you can say "I'm waiting until more facts are in" but that's literally saying "I don't believe this stupid n****r". Do you think a TV star with so much at stake would make up an absolutely ridiculous claim for the sake of it? THERE IS EVIDENCE IT HAPPENED. HE'S GIVEN A POLICE STATEMENT. HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU NEED BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS GUY?

You sit there in your MAGA caps and write without a single hint of irony "both sides" and somehow expect people to believe that you're looking at this situation 'critically'. Nope, you're just waiting to find some random unsourced blog to disprove his claims before saying "dumb coons are at it again" or some shit like you always do!

Well I'm sick of this shit, one day you'll get your piece on CNN just like 4chan did and you'll have to splutter about "it's an ironic hate sub", as if your fictional mayocide joke can somehow absolve you from wanting actual black genocide.

Delete those threads now!

50 comments

1  HauntedFurniture 2019-01-30

I'm unfamiliar with this copypasta.

1  recursive 2019-01-30

It's fresh.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/police-seeking-footage-of-alleged-attack-on-empire-actor-jussie-smollett

1  KingWayneX 2019-01-30

On the off chance that CNN posts a screenshot, Id like to get in this top thread with a " dude bussy "

1  freet0 2019-01-30

In that case I'd like to do some good and remind everyone that any news source that thinks r/drama is newsworthy is trash

1  MacAndShits 2019-01-30

lmao

1  pepperouchau 2019-01-30

Thank you for your service

1  escargott 2019-01-30

reverse google search, 0 matches found

Into the copy pasta folder you go. Thanks for the material

1  nio151 2019-01-30

Didnt you just do a regular google search?

1  escargott 2019-01-30

Shut

1  NumerousEvent 2019-01-30

CNN, please include me in the screenshot.

1  Nebor 2019-01-30

I'll go on CNN to rep /r/drama. "But enough about mayocide Anderson, let's move on to the finer points of bussy. You know what I'm talking about."

1  pepperouchau 2019-01-30

I call dibs on NPR. Ideally IRA GlASS, but he's straight so I'd settle for Ari Shapiro.

1  the_popcorn_pisser 2019-01-30

I call Fox News. Can’t wait to see libs freak out at an Hispanic defending Trump and Republicans lmao.

1  DrZerglingMD 2019-01-30

Hope they get the Pizzashill picture in the screenshot, little Stephen has been needing some attention badly

1  Dramaste 2019-01-30

I like to MOVE IT, MOVE IT!! 🎶 🎼 🎵

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-01-30

I will look that silver fox Anderson Cooper right in his azure soul-holes and say: “Please Mr. Cooper, you dreamboat of a man, I was only pretending to be unironically retarded”. ⏳🚢🤼‍♀️

Then I’ll scream “fuck him right in the bussy!” 😩😫🌭🍩

1  Justinat0r 2019-01-30

Anderson Cooper is a busy slayer

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-01-30

True. The tables would be turned and he would pull my ravaged, bleeding buss from the wreckage-on camera-like I was a blasted Haitian boy. 🤕🍑💥👨🏼‍🚒

1  Quietus42 2019-01-30

I came.

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-01-30

https://i.imgur.com/9eJcIEW.gif

1  DrZerglingMD 2019-01-30

I wanna see Anderson Cooper vs The Booty Warrior

1  SlimjobDopamine 2019-01-30

This but unironically.

1  Corporal-Hicks 2019-01-30

be me

KKK member living deep in chicago

decide to go for a stroll at 2am

put on my ski mask

put on my maga hat

lace of my rope into a noose

walk out onto the streets of chicago

find a black man

recognize him since he is on my favorite show empire

knock him down

put my noose around his neck, but dont tighten it

yell at him "This is MAGA country!"

take the noose off gently without injuring him

run off into the night

sure taught that nggr

1  throwaway_999912 2019-01-30

MAGAtards are not exactly the smartest bunch to be fair

1  KingWayneX 2019-01-30

Um sweaty, he was still trying to remove the noose 45 minutes later.

1  MelonScore 2019-01-30

Niggers are pretty stupid.

1  MacAndShits 2019-01-30

I put on my robe and maga hat

1  bussylmao123 2019-01-30

Why would anyone in Chicago be wearing a ski mask... 🤔🤔🤔

1  ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-01-30

Chicago did have the Nazi dude running as Republican candidate in the recent elections.

1  Still_youngjustice 2019-01-30

Is...is this a real person?

1  grungebot5000 2019-01-30

no one on reddit is real

1  Nebor 2019-01-30

And I'm certainly not a person.

1  pepperouchau 2019-01-30

Ohh thank god

1  MrGoodieMob 2019-01-30

Lmao is this 🍝

1  LikeTotesObvi 2019-01-30

Is shanewater just a euphemism for tears?

1  Spaceman_Zed 2019-01-30

Did he edit this part out? Imagine thinking "Well, that's maybe a bit too much, I'll just remove it" while leaving the rest of that post.

1  LikeTotesObvi 2019-01-30

It's from a recent comment before making this thread

1  879251_23 2019-01-30

You think that your radical centrism can somehow justify deliberately picking a side? Sure you can say "I'm waiting until more facts are in" but that's literally saying "I don't believe this stupid n****r". Do you think a TV star with so much at stake would make up an absolutely ridiculous claim for the sake of it? THERE IS EVIDENCE IT HAPPENED. HE'S GIVEN A POLICE STATEMENT. HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU NEED BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS GUY?

You sit there in your MAGA caps and write without a single hint of irony "both sides" and somehow expect people to believe that you're looking at this situation 'critically'. Nope, you're just waiting to find some random unsourced blog to disprove his claims before saying "dumb coons are at it again" or some shit like you always do!

Well I'm sick of this shit, one day you'll get your piece on CNN just like 4chan did and you'll have to splutter about "it's an ironic hate sub", as if your fictional mayocide joke can somehow absolve you from wanting actual black genocide.

Delete those threads now!

1  Blacken_out 2019-01-30

Stopped reading at “ waiting for more facts= literally ignoring that nigger” 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

1  UBIisLazy 2019-01-30

This is like finding that spaghetti in the fridge that you made while you were drunk and having no clue how long it has been there, or if it's even safe to eat anymore.

1  le_epic_xd 2019-01-30

Where's this pasta from? It's missing the "dude bussy lmao" touch

1  lostvoicescallingout 2019-01-30

Personally, as a centrist, I don't believe half of the stupid niggers.

1  morbidru 2019-01-30

im gonna enjoy coming back to this thread when it turns out to be fake

1  cuntlesswhore 2019-01-30

I'm waiting until more facts are in before up or down voting.

1  PixelatedFractal 2019-01-30

Sperganism copypastas are to be free from judgment until more information can be produced on the matter.

1  retarded_molecule 2019-01-30

After reading the OP. I want a spanking now. I've been naughty.

1  YourLocalMonarchist 2019-01-30

look in the mirror, compare yourself to me. then kill yourself

1  Snauke 2019-01-30

Do you think a TV star with so much at stake would make up an absolutely ridiculous claim for the sake of it

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1  2561-2685-0682-521 2019-01-30

I peeled oranges with my finger so now it hurts and i have to use other fingers :/

1  Still_youngjustice 2019-01-30

Soooo how long until this account gets deleted if this comes out to be bullshit? (Lack of evidence growing)