Most of the people who spend many hours a day criticizing incels online, giving them lifestyle advice or mocking them, are borderline incels themselves and in denial

1  2019-01-30 by Marchessa

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There is absolutely nowhere on Reddit (except maybe The Great Awakening) where stupider, sadder, scareder, or crazier comments consistently get upboats and support than this place you linked. You might think, Hey look! A place where women aren't all sucking tranny peen! Weird! But then you find out that they are scared of tranny peen, and believe that in a couple years, women who don't assimilate and get a peen themselves will be locked up in suspended cages, let down from their gibbets only to be repeatedly viciously raped and denied STEM jobs.

That place is like /r/drama if everyone here felt scared for their lives, and could only find possibly recourse in demanding mayocide and bussy. Swap our memes for 'white-female ethnosexstate now' and 'kill all men before they kill all women' and you have a pretty fair idea of their topics.

And that's where it gets interesting: they're unironically probussycide, unironically antifemayocide. Truly, /r/drama has its antithesis.

And believe me: it is dangerous.

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Where's the lie!

In the comments lol.

They said borderline.

Most probably true.

Can confirm. I’m a Chad and I infrequently mock both groups. Infrequently because my pussy slaying schedule leaves little time for mocking.

How much inch is your penis?

It’s not the number of inches that matter, it’s whether those inches actually penetrate vaginas that matter.

True, brotendo

It's not the inches on our shafts that matter, it's the inches cut into our bedposts that matter.

It’s about the dick size in your heart that matters

So less than 5?

Almost as long as your gargantuan nips

pussy slaying

gay

being bi is cool because you can still be a tradfag and have a family while getting bussy on the side

What’s really cool is having three families and concocting elaborate backstories that allows you to travel to the three different cities they live in, spending a few days with each and then moving on, never letting any one family know about the others.

The Narrator's Dad, literally

Seems to me like it would be easier to just be a mormon or a muslim.

Nice LARP. Real chads have impeccable time management skills

If this takes off it would cause a lot of juicy drama.

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Came to canuck-land so I can suck on those milkers.

patrol yourself

there's hope for incels after all

Your baiting of unpopular opinion is top notch

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classic femcel material

Massive cope

It's over for nicels

Hot take of the year:

I give advice and I have a really good relationship. I don't critisize. Is this aimed towards me?

Excusatio non petita, accusatio manifesta.

No hablo espanol, pablo

Braincels hate women and want to shame, rape and kill them.

Inceltears find horror and amusement in how pathetic incels are.

They're pathetically evil. We're pathetically nobel.

Two totally different things.

I don't know which one is more pathetic: a true centrist conundrum

If everyone is centrist, is mayocide justified?

Always, do you even have to ask

As long as we kill everyone else.

Both sides obviously. That's the Radical ® Centrist ™ take

I lean more towards far centre extremism.

Personally I'm on the exact opposite side of the spectrum from centrism

That’s exactly the kind of claptrap I’d expect from a closet people’s front of Judea apologist. Splitter!

Does it really matter when we'll gas them both?

Oh the LARP is back again? Yay

We should rename this entire website to www.teenagezoomerslapfights.com

It's over for incel-cels.

Incel-ception

It's all over for uncels

True if True

"Borderline"???

Let's put it this way - Any dude drowning in gussy didn't get there by respecting whammen.

I respect women but I also pay

Women will tolerate you respecting them if you compensate them for the effort I've found

It usually costs extra if you want to respect them.

What does that make /r/Drama users who make fun of both groups?

dude i've literally seen multiple comment chains on inceltears threads that are like "good god, i'm a virgin in my mid 30s and i don't act like this", i couldn't stop laughing each time.

He is right

People, who spend way too much time on the internet without getting paid for it, don’t really have that much life in general and that includes me.

Mocking incels has always been a weird thing to me. Yeah, there are incels who are bat shit crazy but the majority just seems sad. I can’t find a sadder group to pick on. Pick a group that really deserves it like mayos.

Ideological incels definitely deserve to be mocked. You're sort of being willfully ignorant here just pretending as if it's only the literal definition. Yeah there are older virgins who are sweet on the inside. They do not post on incel forums.

I don’t go to the forums so I don’t know. I do look at /r/Braincels and I’ve talked to some guys on there before. They just seemed sad.

Some are sad, some are mindblowingly retarded and edgy and should be mocked. Mocking the sad ones is dumb and never really even is entertaining.

Same as plenty of people who make fun of incels are just slightly less retarded than drama users, but a bunch dedicate their fucking lives to it and manage to be more pathetic than the original group.

The most retarded group of all is the "incel just means virgin" people though.

Every thread on Braincels is full of ridiculous self serving bullshit because reality is too scary. The incels who are "just sad" don't call themselves incels

Are you in a band now Marchessa?

Tag as M E T A

Hey dick nipples. I was talking about you the other day. How's the depression going? Are you feeling any better?

This is another one of your alts, isn't it dick nipples?

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