Getting food poisoning to own the libs.

1  2019-01-31 by Secateurs

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I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

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Why? Who’s closing the sub?

Newfag out!

Newfag

1 month old account

Fucking newfags..

>Not knowing the sub was shutdown for a long ass time recently

Yet you claim to not be a newfag

newfag = 8 year old account

Dude, that doesn't even include the years I lurked. Anyone trying to say an 8 year old account is a newfag is retarded asf

This sub is just a remake of banned past subs btw.

Having a 1 month old account however, is shit. All of my alts have better join dates then that :/...

My first reaction to new accounts is to call them fucking shills, Though all I see are doge memes and a game called ED. Thanks for the game recommendation. Is it piratable?

It's always online you dip

I just saw a screenshot. I read it was a poorly made game.

Also, only a retard hasn't played pirated online gameplay.

OUT OUT OUT

VEGANS GETTING OWNED TOP TEN COMPILATION!!!

Vegans owned with MUSCLES and CHICKEN

dude salmonella lmao

Out of a wide variety of raw meats they could have done this stunt with, they chose to eat the one that both tastes the worst when it's raw and is most likely going to kill them.

Burgercels smh. 🤦 If he had eaten a fish, he could called it a sushi.

Pretty sure pork is more dangerous raw

be homo sapiens

eat raw meat for 100,000 years just fine

millions of carnivore on earth eat raw meat and dont get sick

year 200 guy eats raw meat to trigger some vegans

"radical cucktristcels" of /r/drama: "reeee what a fucking dumbass nazi drumf supporter, hes gonna die from eating exactly same thing as I eat (- 2 minutes in microwave) wahhh wahhh wahhh mommyyy, somebody stop him."

"radical cucktristcels" of /r/drama: "reeee what a fucking dumbass nazi drumf supporter, hes gonna die from eating exactly same thing as I eat (- 2 minutes in microwave) wahhh wahhh wahhh mommyyy, somebody stop him."

Nigga u mad?

For most of human history, over an open fire was the one and only way to cook a meal. People started cooking in this fashion nearly two million years ago, according to anthropologist Richard Wrangham, author of Catching Fire: How Cooking Made Us Human—probably, early on, by simply tossing a raw hunk of something into the flames and watching it sizzle.

This isn’t to disagree with you, I much prefer your hot takes than the cuck anthropologists. Come down to my meat shop and we will give you some some stuff that the health inspector (also a cuck) won’t allow us to sell anymore. We might even be able to place an order for some cow brains from the UK I hear they are quite easy to chew.

I think he's already been eating cow brains.

B-b-b-but muh ancient flame kangz

Yeah sushi totally isn't a thing, or eating raw grounded beef, both which are world famous delicacies, eaten daily by millions without any illnesses. 2 million years ago, we were not much different from chimps and other great apes, why are not single other species of great apes using fire to cook things, yet still eat meat raw? Because they don't need to, like we don't need to, because cooking is a scam invented by the jews to get you to buy elecricity.

S😂E😂E😂T😂H😂I😂N😂G

Take a look at his peer reviewed research on the effects of veganism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnPZgLHHWQ

Disgusting thin shaming.

Uhm, excuse me sweaty, we all know thin "people" are just starving themselves and only people over 300 lbs can be healthy. It's not shaming, it's health advice hunney.

Veganism is pretty terrible for most people, but fruitarianism - the diet of the majority of the skeletal freaks featured in these videos - is on a whole other level of malnutrition. I also encourage everyone to watch sv3rige’s videos, he’s by far my favorite internet sideshow spectacle. I don’t know how h3h3 or metokur or someone hasn’t doesn’t done a 30 minute video on this fucking guy yet. It’s like a video form 4chan murder thread unfolding before your eyes, there’s literally no chance this guy doesn’t end up in the news a decade from now for murdering and cannibalizing his girlfriend or something.

That’s mild compared to some of the other shit. What triggered his carnivore-awakening was a period a few years ago where he sun gazed for like 14 hours a day for 2 months straight. He was vegan during this time and ate nothing but coconuts (or pineapples or something, I can’t remember). He ended up weighing something like 80 pounds at 6’2”, and was hospitalized. This is also what triggered his belief that hospitals are “satanic torture prisons”.

He also stabbed 4 of his classmates in high school, is obsessed with drinking blood, thinks pedophilia and eating children is how you ‘level up’ in life, and he recently beat the shit out of his girlfriend and framed it as a random mugging to get donations to fix her busted teeth.

Cool material for a Fredrik Knudsen episode.

Perfecr r/drama mod material.

😵 hes perfect

h3h3

Cos his wife looks like a skeleton with a wig on too.

She getting Prego thicc now tbh

He looks more like he is protesting the act of eating meat.

"... because corporations and governments and the elite are all pushing veganism..."

Right because like Kroger and McDonalds is like uh.... um...

Autistic leftoid vegtards vs autistic rightoid carnivautist. This is why radical centrists are Gods because we eat a balanced omnivorous diet

Watchıng thıs dude eat a raw chıcken made me vegan

People like this who eat meat in front to vegans to own them epic style are pretty much PETA of carnivores, just a disgrace we should be all ashamed for.

Also, chicken is pretty much the worst meat. Beef or game are much better, well prepared pork ditto.

chicken isn’t a meat

it’s a pure and divine tool

This guy also eats rotting meat he leaves in jar for a month, he says it even gives him a high. The meat literally looks like beef stroganof. If you're morbidly curious, checkout his yt. He also believes the Earth is flat and he likes to stare directly at the sun.

jesus, the JP dietary cult goes way deeper than I thought

I’d respect this if the chicken was alive.