No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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I tap my /r/drama karma for 4500k mana and use that to activate my white eyes black charizard and banish OP to the n-word realm

i'm more bothered by the fact that they invited several random no-name femoid streamers with no noteworthy accomplishments yet ignored two of the top mtg streamers with plenty of tournament results under their belts

it just defies all logic

Plenty of waistline under their belts too I’m sure.

actually one of them is 80 lbs and has the same name as the guy who made garfield lmao

I'm IRL friends with him AMA

I also take partial credit for getting him interested in tournament MTG since he was just playing with friends before I brought him to the card shops

I know him IRL we went to high school together. We’re buddies. Jammed with him a few times, he plays bass. I also take partial credit for getting him into the tournament scene since he was just playing with friends until I brought him to a few FNMs.

The fact that you think this is cool or noteworthy in any way is just sad

Anything that spites Jeff Hoogland is fine by me.

Agreed, but also still a rarted move on WotC's part.

Good. The whole company's run by pedophiles anyways.