Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.
Here's a little story of a man named John,
A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone.
It seems one night after gettin' with the wife,
She loped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife.
(penis, that is)
Well the next thing you know there a Ginsu by his side,
And Lorena's in the car takin Willie for a ride.
She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend
And tossed him out the car as she headed round the bend.
(picker shrubs, wheel hubs)
She sent to the cops and confessed to the attack.
And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back.
They sniffied and they barked, then they pointed over there,
Too John Wayne's Henry that was wavin' in the air.
(By a fence, evidence)
Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long,
So a dic-doc said, Hey I can fix your dong.
A needle and some thread's just the thing you're gonna need.
And the world held its breath 'til they heard that Johnny peed.
(Stitched seam, straight stream)
Well, he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court
With a cock-eyed lawyer since his assets came up short.
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape,
And his pecker was the only thing they didn't have on tape.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-02-01
Sorry man. This isn't halal. You're going to have to remove it.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-01
Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.
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1 Honk4Tits 2019-02-01
Here's a little story of a man named John, A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone. It seems one night after gettin' with the wife, She loped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife. (penis, that is)
Well the next thing you know there a Ginsu by his side, And Lorena's in the car takin Willie for a ride. She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend And tossed him out the car as she headed round the bend. (picker shrubs, wheel hubs)
She sent to the cops and confessed to the attack. And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back. They sniffied and they barked, then they pointed over there, Too John Wayne's Henry that was wavin' in the air. (By a fence, evidence)
Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long, So a dic-doc said, Hey I can fix your dong. A needle and some thread's just the thing you're gonna need. And the world held its breath 'til they heard that Johnny peed. (Stitched seam, straight stream)
Well, he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court With a cock-eyed lawyer since his assets came up short. They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape, And his pecker was the only thing they didn't have on tape. (
1 LongPostBot 2019-02-01
Wow, you must be a JP fan
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1 Death_Trolley 2019-02-01
It’s also what she did
Is it possible to be on Team Nobody with this one?
1 Warbring3r 2019-02-01
I knifed my ex-wife’s vagene, she had it coming for being such a bitch lmao