I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
Back in the day, when they said anyone can be whatever they want I didn't fuckin' believe it would be this pathetic.
It's essentially talent-less lazy hacks sitting in Starbucks all day going through social media looking for something nobody has done before. Provided you don't have to lift a finger.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-02-01
This is why we need mayocide.
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1 Matthew94 2019-02-01
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-01
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 newcomer_ts 2019-02-01
Back in the day, when they said anyone can be whatever they want I didn't fuckin' believe it would be this pathetic.
It's essentially talent-less lazy hacks sitting in Starbucks all day going through social media looking for something nobody has done before. Provided you don't have to lift a finger.
And actually go through it and do it.
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1 shaneoffline 2019-02-01
Woke journalists are so absurdly lazy. If it's not a tweet or Siri query away, it's not worth investigating