No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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Dubuc in her memo to staff noted, "We are fortunate that Vice's early diversification has made us more resilient to a shifting industry."

Apparently not

I wish we could bring back real decimation.

Wir müssen die Journos ausrotten If only someone had some kind of solution to this

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Nigga why tf you even here

One in ten is pretty weak sauce.

You just have the other nine beat the tenth to death.

Make it a monthly thing and spend the extra two months aborting their kids.

.9¹⁰ = 0

I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boipussy.

Needless to say, I don't use it anymore.

The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.

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Learn to codes

jerbs r not coming back

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Undertake education in the field of computer programming.

Daddy wins again.

They've gotta bring back Gavin McInnes to restore profitability and put things in their butts.

Lol I love this shit

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One more time and I'm going to ban you

If I do it for him does he still get banned?

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Sorry I had to

Those jobs aren't coming back. SF should raise taxes to provide job training programs to these bitter people clinging to their keyboards and op-ed thunkpieces

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Get gassed

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Wait, are all the woke blue checkmarks gonna open a new "news" company together? Because the last thing we need is an online coalition of Circlebrokers and SRSters who sperg out soy-laden bullshit.

It's exactly what we need. The inevitable woke infighting that will follow is great for dramacoin.

You're right. Guess I should've had dramacoin on my mind. 😁 And I'm rooting for the guardian to yeet itself next. It's gonna be lit.

Their checkmarks should be taken away with their jobs. Mass journocide ensues as a result.

Hopefully they start with those god-awful Vice News reporters.

I feel like there's some sort of wokebucks money-making opportunity to be had here. Put together some fund to launch a new publication hiring all these unable to code "journalists" then grab the money and run before they inevitably turn on themselves in a couple months.

Another way for them to recover is to convert to the right wing. There is a lot of money to be made by switching sides and confessing the downfalls of leftism while totally ignoring those of rightism that they once furiously attacked. Let's be real, a good number of them probably didn't truly believe in anywhere near 100% of what they wrote, they just needed a job and their bosses told them to write a certain way.

Sorry, to be clear, I meant for a way for ME to profit off of them. But hell, if I could open up some righty fart-huffing "We've seen the light" site staffed entirely by former Vice proffesional offendees, I'd do it for free.

The chick in that picture looks like a man's face photoshopped onto a woman's body.

She has the body of a conversion van.

Next they're gonna start laying off the people who write about layoffs.

This just sounds like a typical reorg. Every big company does something like this once in a while, sometimes even once a year.

Only really noteworthy due to the timing of the internet-news bubble starting to burst

Can't wait for the cope when it happens to the daily beast

Business Insider is somehow still resisting layoffs

:pray::pray::pray::pray::pray: inshallah these faggots will burn in their urine

Vice has 2.5k employees? What on gods earth for?