I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
you hate mankind? considering it was men and women like us who built the sidewalks your mobility scooter runs on, and it was men and women like us who built the CokeCola factory you need so much...
the absolute worst shit is when someone comes in to pick a fight, but has this whole timid demeanor, like "how.. could you possibly do this... are you really so mean?" like STFU dude yell or get out.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-01
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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1 miraoister 2019-02-01
and he's a real bitey one too, quick to reply to a comment.
1 Dramatictuna 2019-02-01
Fuck your mother!
1 AlohaWarrior34 2019-02-01
no u.
1 Dramatictuna 2019-02-01
Pig roast 🐖
1 miraoister 2019-02-01
an old friend of yours?
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-01
/u/FrancisTheFirst why do you go to subreddits that you know will upset you?
1 FrancisTheFirst 2019-02-01
To remind myself how much good reason there is to hate humankind.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2019-02-01
Have you tried not being fat?
1 FrancisTheFirst 2019-02-01
Kill yourself.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2019-02-01
no u.
1 miraoister 2019-02-01
haha, the cholesterol is already killing him.
1 lolxox1965 2019-02-01
Fat pig
1 Dramatictuna 2019-02-01
Git em!
1 lolxox1965 2019-02-01
Fat pig lose some weight maybe then you won't be lonely
1 FrancisTheFirst 2019-02-01
Kill yourself.
1 lolxox1965 2019-02-01
Rename yourself framcisthefatty
1 fraustnaut 2019-02-01
I’m gonna nickname you titty-wobbles. that’s what I imagine they’re doing, while you’re slapping away at your keyboard furiously
1 FrancisTheFirst 2019-02-01
Kill yourself.
1 miraoister 2019-02-01
you hate mankind? considering it was men and women like us who built the sidewalks your mobility scooter runs on, and it was men and women like us who built the CokeCola factory you need so much...
1 tsetnocamrak 2019-02-01
the absolute worst shit is when someone comes in to pick a fight, but has this whole timid demeanor, like "how.. could you possibly do this... are you really so mean?" like STFU dude yell or get out.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2019-02-01
Bruh
1 miraoister 2019-02-01
please share this at /r/fatpeopleinscooters
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2019-02-01
lol that's where I found it, I just scrolled down.
1 miraoister 2019-02-01
ahh I see.