This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor
I wonder how much of this true given that Koko’s caretaker seemed to keep exaggerating her life when she realized the media would buy whatever she said.
This was the best part. If Koko's handlers claims are true, those "victims" would be considered much worse criminals, since they were enslaving a sentient and coherent being for their own publicity stunts.
Who gives a shit about showing your titties to a monkey? Well ape but same difference. Koko was fucking awesome and the fact that she loved titties as much as I do only reaffirms that. I would whip my shit out and helicopter if it would bring a moment's happiness to that gentle giant.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-02-02
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1 BreedOfPeace_1488 2019-02-02
Read that in the chans some time ago, never would've immagined it was actually a published piece.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-02
This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor
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1 CaesarCzechReborn 2019-02-02
!ThesauriseThis.
1 shaneoffline 2019-02-02
Koko, my dog, only now do I feel the loss of your passing
1 usedtobread 2019-02-02
If that's considered antisocial then society will SHOCKED to learn what some of us get up to behind closed doors.
1 snallygaster 2019-02-02
They should have just given her porn and none of this would have happened
1 Quizlop 2019-02-02
I for one, am appalled by such degeneracy.
1 niggerpenis 2019-02-02
lol gross
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-02
Considering the fact that gorillas don't wear clothes, wouldn't covering your nips be antisocial in gorilla society? 🤔🤔🤔
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-02-02
I wonder how much of this true given that Koko’s caretaker seemed to keep exaggerating her life when she realized the media would buy whatever she said.
1 shaneoffline 2019-02-02
It's as true as I want it to be true
1 Cho-Dai 2019-02-02
I'll bet Koko didn't even know sign language and this was all just a big scam by the caretaker to check out some juicy tittays
1 PierligBouloven 2019-02-02
This was the best part. If Koko's handlers claims are true, those "victims" would be considered much worse criminals, since they were enslaving a sentient and coherent being for their own publicity stunts.
1 CrowDCLXVI 2019-02-02
TITS OUT FOR KOKO
1 GadolBoobies 2019-02-02
It started here.
If Vice doesn't credit you in their article raging about this, i'm going on strike.
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2019-02-02
Finally a movement for equality! Dicks Out For Harambe! Tits Out For Koko!
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-02
I bet Robin Williams taught her that
1 looxmax 2019-02-02
Stop talking like that about Oprah
1 Dramaste 2019-02-02
🦍 🦍 🦍
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-02-02
Great title, got me good, I love this post 😻
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-02-02
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-02-02
They're even denigrating the name of a beautiful animal who wouldn't hurt a kitten.......day of the rope when?
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-02-02
I know I’ve said this is epic before, but okay. Now THIS is what I call epic, volume 12. 🦍🤱🏿🤱🏿 (.)👌🏼
1 CordialCalamity 2019-02-02
oh
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-02
What's shaq done this time?
1 I_Am_The_Strawman 2019-02-02
Yur mom
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-02-02
Who gives a shit about showing your titties to a monkey? Well ape but same difference. Koko was fucking awesome and the fact that she loved titties as much as I do only reaffirms that. I would whip my shit out and helicopter if it would bring a moment's happiness to that gentle giant.
1 SJWcrybaby 2019-02-02
Would you let her suck it though. Be real with me.
1 911roofer 2019-02-02
Nipples out for Koko!
1 rPoliticsBTFO 2019-02-02
It's over for gorillacels
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-02-02
The Shat has never been A-list. He's like, the third-best captain of the Enterprise.
1 meatpuppet79 2019-02-02
When a fucking ape gets #metoo'd, we are truly living in the best of all possible realities.
1 htmlcoderexe 2019-02-02
Officially the dankest timeline
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2019-02-02
Lmao she thirsty
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-02-02