Detective Ellen Page Discovers Mike Pence Behind Jussie Smollett Attack

1  2019-02-02 by AStartlingStatement

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That whole post is essentially everyone taking it seriously are admitting to being worthless little weeby shits. It is so glorious when they put themselves like that!

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Well they're lesbians, so going by the statistics both of them probably.

hot tbh

Is it still abuse by that point or just a weird kink?

You stole my joke.

What is it with lesbians and dressing like dudes?

They secretly all want to be domestically abused by K.D. Lang.

You might say they have a constant craving for it.

Damn, that's a good song. Am I a lesbian?

Same thing with gay dudes dressing like women.

The one that looks like a bad cosplay of the Vampire from twilight

J U S T

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apparently gay women arent as fashion concsious as gay men

They look ridiculous lmao

Can they not affird clothes that fit

Those are 2 big foreheads

Sixhead

Is she still relevant?

Idk but The Last of Us 2 is about to come out

WTF I love Ellen Page now

Retard

Hey, just because Ted Cruz looks like a melting candle doesn't mean that he's not smart.

Didn't Cruz both win NDT and clerk for SCOTUS?

Not sure what NDT refers to but he graduated magna cum laude from harvard law and clerked for chief justice (at the time) Rehnquist.

NDT is National Debate Tournament.

Imagine spending years learning how to say the right things and win debates and then the Chad Trump just walks up says you look like a giant crying man baby in public and you lose the presidency right then and there.

I'll give you a magna cum lawdee in your bussy.

Niel Degrasse Tyson

Only thing that came to mind, to be honest

He is smart, but he is also hated by even his own party.

He grew the beard, literally and figuratively. In the past year or so I've seen his party warm up to him a bit.

everytime i see a video of him grandstanding i have an inane need to stab him with a prison made shiv

TBF Ted Cruz is sharp and has some bantz

Ted Cruz, what an annoying fuck. The human equivalent of a moist warm weather after a cold rain.

Ted Cruz can bantz for a mayo boomer

Don't even put down the burger lmao

I read that as Ellen Pao at first, but this works too.

I don’t know why most lesbians start dressing like Ellen once they came out.

How else will people know they’re gay?

Haha what a dumb idiot for feeling things!

This, but unironically.

They need to release the porn of her and her wife already

her

Cruz or Page?

Sure. I'm not fussy.

fussy

furry bussy?

Yiff in hell, furshit.

Dude bussie Lmao

That attack didnt happen according to the police. Lying mayocide now

I have traveled the world and I have met the most marginalized people you could meet. I am lucky to have this time and the privilege to say this. This needs to f—- stop,” Page finished while fighting back tears as the crowd gave her a standing ovation

Under privileged people in 3rd world countries, I'm really sorry for you, I'ma let you finish, but gay Americans are the most oppressed of all time! The most oppressed of all time!

She’s so small and boring

People magazine? Eso va a ser un YIKES de mi, perro

Ellen Page has literally never stopped being annoyingly sanctimonious ever since she became famous.

What's this about Mike Pence's behind?

As of today this is Hilarious!