Orange juice is the worst juice after apple.

1  2019-02-02 by CordialCalamity

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I like my vodka with cran/pineapple and tonic water. Don't @ me.

If you hate apple cider, you hate America. The entire economy of the US was based on alcoholic apple cider until like 1793. Johnny Appleseed: best drunk prophet.

Juice is bullshit. It was popularized just because fruit companies wanted to be able to ship their product across the country without it going bad, before refrigerated trucks existed. Most juice removes the protein and fiber from the fruit. It's just a bunch of sugar.

Water is and will always be king.