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It's beginning for beastiality-cels.

Also, wasn't there was a cb-thread or Srd-thread about getting the consent of the person you jack off too?

whoa i guess louey ck was rite

Louie*

Loo e

I've been bamboozled

SRD pretty sure. Honestly though, guaranteed CB calls everything sexual to be creepy at some point.

PIV is creepy and rape. Even for procreation

Especially for procreation. From out of the primordial soup, all organisms were equal until one had a novel, and vile, invention. Instead of using its own being and energy to replicate, it injected a bit of itself into another to take theirs. The rest is history.

That's so hot

It's like double rape half the time too. Did the mother consent to having that babies dick in her?!? Men are literally rapists from the time their little tool of the patriarchy develops in the womb.

It's beginning for beastiality-cels.

woah woah woah slow down there.

we've been around before the 👉zoomers 👉 decided to co opt our shit

How am I going to track down those teen girls from the early 2000s who were dumb enough to send their boyfriends full body nudes?

Srd-thread about getting the consent of the person you jack off too?

Yes, pretty much peak SRD - honestly believing it's less creepy to tell a friend you masturbate to them rather than keeping it private.

Who knew repeated dms to random girls asking if it's ok to jack off to them was actually woke?

Great, now I gotta find my six grade teachers number and have this conversation. This day just keeps getting worse.

Nah I can do it too, it's how I started. It's takes longer than with porn, but the orgasm is so much better. You just need to focus on yourself, your own body, and making yourself horny instead of letting video do all that. I'd recommend it. It's not at all just pointlessly tugging your willy it's a moment for yourself.

god damn why even fuck other humans at all

Sex robots are our future.

Masturbation is just meditation really

But masturbation can be addicting and lead to horrible habits (not seriouse posting just a warning because I don't want you waking up one day just to realise you beat your meat to furry porn)

that thread is something i can never unsee

yes it almost took /r/eyebleach to fix it for me /s

OUT OUT OUT!!

/unj is /s not cool anymore?

this is weak bait keep yourself safe. If it’s not bait keep safe more painfully

anymore

/s

Son...

But muh based zoomers

That meme unironically is true. I go to a 70% asian school in an always blue district. A bunch of pajeets and chinamens are youtube lolberts and anti-sjws. Some “It’s ok to be white” posters even went up.

Boomer teachers are all twitter tier morons who shit on trump all the time. People make fun of them for it behind their back.

God I unironically hope so

Predicting anything is stupid imo. I dont think history has an “arc” or that there’s a moral to the story. We’ll just have to wait and see I guess.

zoomers are more liberal than millenials

http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2019/01/17/generation-z-looks-a-lot-like-millennials-on-key-social-and-political-issues/

actual research shows

Someone give the heirarcy of this boomer zoomer shit? I'm always confused

https://communityrising.kasasa.com/gen-x-gen-y-gen-z/

So boomers>millenials >zoomers amirite?

You skipped Gen X, but so does everyone

It's okay, bro. Well always have Nirvana.

sips

Now that was a band

They’re more in line with racial preferences than anything. Gen Z just happens to be the most non-white in US history.

The theory is that whites, Indians, and Asians will be more conservative while blacks and Hispanics(which there are far more of than ever) will be further to the left.

which there are far more of than ever

????????

I like how all you retarted littlr kids make prediction about an entire generation based on your observation of your little frend group and a lot of wiahful thinking. God am I glad not to be a teenager anymore.

retarted

EPIIIIIIIC

Listen here kid, I'mma tell you how things REALLY work.

hot

14

libertarians reeeeeee

I feel like this post sounded really cool and epic in your head.

14

Hot

What did she mean by this? 🤔🤔🤔

everything u said is true except that 14 y/os can be hot

tbh you can be unironically anti-sjw and still liberal. like most zoomers dont even bat an eye at trannies, gays, or anything conservatives tend to hate. theyre just realizing that millenial neo-liberalism is fucking cancer

This is unironically the most based position to take though. Being in favour of the rights of individuals without giving a shit about idpol.

That's lolberts though, not neolib-lites

unironically anti-sjw and still liberal.

Correct.

t. Me who is an anti-SJW liberal

Wait does this school happen to be named after a former president?

no. But the fact that this could be your school says a lot. I don’t think that the youtube watching semi conservative young man is a strictly reddit phenomena.

Is it in TX?

no

A bunch of pajeets and chinamens are youtube lolberts and anti-sjws.

Of course they are lolberts, they are first ones to get the rope under pretense of "They take out jobs" under pretty much every other right ideology and even some left ones too.

I'm in college, there's a lot of zoomer nonsense shit here (because it's college so duh). But in the literal SJW propaganda class (it is literally an English class that focuses almost entirely on Social Justice and its a grad requirement) you can tell who buys it hook-line-and-sinker and who thinks its nonsense. Interestingly enough a lot of the minority kids seem to just clock out of it.

the based is coming from inside the house 😱

Interestingly enough a lot of the minority kids seem to just clock out of it.

Not surprising. If I was one of them I too wouldn't really care too much about listening to some white middle aged boomer tell me about my experiences.

Millennial woke white woman actually. Nice enough person, admittedly allows descent despite still teaching an ideologically biased course, but nevertheless still kinda the run of the mill woke white woman.

Yeah but I bet they think flossing is cool so fuck those Fortnite playing cunts.

Us Zoomers are mostly retarded, the ones that are 17+ all seem to be more right leaning, but everything (not everyone) below us are heavy leftists.

It doesn’t help that everyone’s radical as hell besides kids my age.

What age that

Black

17+ all seem to be more right leaning

Right leaning in 95% of situations nowadays means that you have effectively replaced your self-interest with the one of your boss/supervisor/manager/Trump. Which is funny and disgusting at the same time.

These days half the time right-leaning is used to mean 'anti-SJW' rather than right-wing economically.

A good example of this is the French far-right party Front National (they recently came out as identifying as another name but I'll exercise my right to misname them).

They are very much to the left of Macron economically (by US standards, far left of Sanders), but are right of Trump when it comes to Islam etc.

Incidentally, they happen to also be disproportionately popular with the French youth - they and the far-left shared over half of the youth vote in the 2017 presidential election.

Same as the Nazi party really.

tfw you are a zoomer that will totes share rare pepes and promote conservative values

BASED

gang gang

Boys jack off like this, women rub off like that. If you dont do things the way I seem appropriate you are a garbage person!

a few weeks ago it came out that like 20-30 year olds were posting on that sub. bunch of bullshit. imagine how creepy you hvae to be to post on a sub called /r/teenagers at 30.

imagine reading threads on r/teenagers and getting mad about it on r/drama

Retardation fuels my entertainment

fine but dont shit on other people's retardation if you are just as retarded

thats retarded

posting on drama and developing irony poisoning is less pathetic than an old person posting on teenagers. anyone would agree with that unironically.

mate I may be a monkey but either I'm a retard doing stupid shit and being laughed at which I rightfully deserve or if not I'm behind the glass laughing at another monkey

Teenagers aren't that entertaining though because you expect them to act retarded. It's like laughing at people with Down's syndrome.

But laughing at people with down syndrome is my favourite pastime

Ironic.

epic

Eh, nothing to be upset about. Is probably like the same thing that makes old cat ladies give advice about men to women in the relationships sub

it is not the same at all. every town has that 1 guy who is like 20+ and still hangs out with middle to high schoolers. not even girls but just boys. it is like an entire subreddit of those weirdos.

Entire subreddits of all kinds of weirdos

Never knew about menslib until here. Now I do

How about 60+.

We used to have that cool grandpa who liked to make wooden guns so that we shouldn't play war with sticks and shit like that. If I was a bit older, i'd ask him to teach me how to make an AK.

I feel like it’s different being an older man who does something nice for the neighborhood kids as opposed to a young adult associating with teens.

There's a pretty stark difference between being a positive male rolemodel for your neighborhood kids and being someone who hangs out with children because they're the only ones who thinks he's cool.

I get older and they stay the same age, yes they do...

No one cares, Randy

maybe they try to understand on how to ... deal with teenagers

They should require authentication.

Most of the “””””teenagers”””””” on that sub are either barely teenagers (13-15) or, like you said, creepy adults

areTeenagers unironically make me want to vomit

Why can’t us Zoomers be better than millennial

because fuck you that's why everyone is equally bad, everyone should just kill themselves to be equally shitty.

Because you're mostly still in the phase of life where you're shit tier people.

zoomers are just millenials but even further on the spectrum

We’ve yet to become blue checkmarks on twitter though so I’d say we’re still winning there

OP does mean that porn is bad, and I wholeheartedly agree.

Cutting out sexual activity is, to some extent, harmful.

All said by the same kid unironically. They also think one shouldn't objectify one in their mind. Me thinks they have no clue how sex works and going to have a very poor sex life.

The linked comment is great but what the OP of that thread?

If you are an incel or pre-incel reading this post, here are some suggestions to snap out of it:

how did we go from puritanism to sexual liberation and back to puritanism

We got woke.

The uggos took over the media and can't stand that people are having fun without them.

Puritans stole my foreskin

SJWs are far right extremists.

unironically it's because boomers and gen x made sex uncool

Just look in the mirror and wank, you get to raise your cock and self esteem at once.

Staring themself in the eyes intensely while stroking

This would make great scene in a serial killer movie

Sexual attraction to yourself is a characteristic of narcissism.

interesting my ex used to say she'd get horny when she got out of the shower and saw herself. she was wildly narcissistic

You ever have a threeway with her and her reflection?

eww the only thing worse than one gussy is more than one gussy

This would make great scene in a serial killer movie

The censored version of this is already in a lot of serial killer movies. They can't show jerking it in a mainstream movie and still get big money, so they show some other narcissistic behavior i.e. Buffalo Bill's No More Horses Dance, Ted Bundy making comical orgasm faces in one of his biopics, Patrick Bateman kissing his bicep while fucking two hookers, Travis Bickle's You talkin' to me? monologue, etc.

Pretty sure that's an actual scene in We Need to Talk About Kevin

studies have shown that this generation of teenagers are the most conservative in a long time, at least in my (very liberal) European country

Zoomers will never get to enjoy jacking it to emo and scene girls 😭

Most of the comments are ok like this is pretty well upvoted. This generation will be ok.

If you think the pornstar is hot you're committing a wokecrime

snap out of it [...] you have to pull yourself up by your bootsraps

https://i.imgur.com/4kgJMTR.jpg

Frankly, most of the comments in this post strike me as completely innocuous, and I think that telling people not to be sad about being lonely is starting to get into /r/wowthanksimcured territory.

Exactly.

Who the fuck is this person who takes it upon himself to be the teacher/boss/adult/policeman of Reddit and start telling people how they should act and what they should say and do? And it gets 44 k upvotes?

They should all be downvoting him and telling him to fuck off.

Are these people psychopaths or something? Why do they always project their own experience of seeing women as objects onto every other person who can still beat off to internet honkers and not want to rape every women in sight.

Yes

And they're implying women don't objectify men when they jerk off to men.

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How the hell do you masturbate any other way?

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lol

Is this reddit or China?

made by mods who get hard based on arbitrary rules. being a mod is self selecting for people who love to make and enforce rules. very cool how reddit is modded by authoritarian bureaucrats!

Lol the amount of kids unironically agreeing with him

Honestly though, I'm not gay or anything, but in order to stop from sullying the precious wahmen, when I masturbate I think of AJ Styles viciously penetrating my asshole. I imagine me just relaxing all tension in my keister, Styles whipping out his 9 inch monster, and just destroying my anal cavity. Its so much easier to protect wahmen when all you think about while jerking it is you yourself being dominated by a physically superior male. But not in a sexual way. I'm not gay, I have a girlfriend.

The incel "problem" is stupidly exaggerated. 90 percent of incel posters are just normal dudes shitposting.

I'm glad this fourteen year old knows so much about the human mind in relation to porn, masturbation, and other sexual habits, especially considering he only started two years ago.

Kid probably has experience of a 30 year old tbh.

I can see how jerking off to 5 20 inch cooks ravaging tiny women in the most hardcore way possible might make you sexually broken eventually.

But stop using porn "to see women as people"?!

What do you want? Have me blindfolded while she reads her gender studies thesis?

Sex is all about our primal urges and that is tits and ass and pussy. And women want dick and abs etc.

This has got to be some form of autism

As a zoomer myself I can confirm there's a load of anxiety about doing things wrong

I think everyone just needs to chill out, especially in teenage years. Life's alright. Don't feel ashamed too much about natural feelings.

Social politics is ruining it for teenagercels

Lol zoomers, they also make crap memes like big chungus