The Wolf of Incel Street attempts to woo the gussy with his massive 3k portfolio

1  2019-02-03 by DerekSavageCoolCuck

7 comments

I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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He's up 4% so that's pretty good

Gains => graph that looks erect

Losses => graph that looks flaccid

Screenshots of up days are basically dick pics.

Not if you trade it all that day. Then it's a 4% win not to include the +5% brokerage fee and super cool taxes.

Oh yeah you are quite right. All day trading should look like a random walk on average. What I was thinking of needs to be snapped off a graph just after market open.

Can we get a ticker bot for Drama, but instead of NYSE it counts # of posts with "Daddy," "incel," "pizza," and other metrics, and divides by total number of weeks?