With all this drama around our favorite Redditor GB, let's not forget it was only a year ago when the cofounder and CEO of Reddit, a Mr. u/Spez, called GB a cow being milked for free

1  2019-02-03 by iHateAllofYall

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I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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Wow god damn, that is an absolutely ruthless and uncommonly direct answer from admins. I wonder how GB took it lmao.

You can see how he took it right now by looking at his reply to the linked comment

Shit I didn't see that. That response is... sad.

Other people pay him

Not just admins, the freaking CEO

internally shattered

Wrectem, dann near killed em.

The most reddit comment ever

I wonder how GB took it lmao.

Like a bitch.

, that is an absolutely ruthless and uncommonly direct answer from admins

Well, they said the admins don't poop and don't have buttholes too...

Kissed the tip and put it away neatly buttoned.

Can confirm. Am cow.

The admins control his means of employment.

Imagine being such a cuck that you agree to work for a tech company that has $100 million in revenue, and get paid in internet good boy points.

If you failed to notice, he makes money here by shilling for Netflix and not disclosing it.

I hope so.

Of course he's getting paid for all his crap.

It's easy to think of him as your average no-life internet tard (kinda like those extremely high level players on MMOs), but the moment you pay even the slightest of attention to what he's up to, you'll find that everything he does holds some sort of financial value (to be fair, most modern-day MMO-tards are also getting paid in one way or another but that's another topic).

To say he doesn't get paid for posting on Reddit is like saying "Instagram influencers" don't get paid because all they do is post on Instagram, and obviously that's not true.

When GB isn't shilling for his friends' companies, or big boys like Netflix, he's trying his hardest to build up a name for himself. For example check out his profile- all his stickied are promoting himself. In a way he's trying to be the "ninja" of Twitch, he wants to be the face of the platform (though if you're like me you didn't know who ninja was for a long time). The more known you are the easier it is to make money. That's why all twitter retards that get their "15 minutes of fame" immediately put up their paypal lol.

And much like Instagram thots, GB is keeping the platform more alive by introducing "new" content by reposting stuff from other platforms. This is what Spez means by "getting the milk". He doesn't have to pay GB for him to make his website a "better" place, because other people are already paying him, and so he is already incentivized to keep posting on Reddit without Spez having to do anything.

This is partially why GB and Reddit admins are so eager to protect GB's reputation. If you go through GB's history you'll find that he is constantly trying to make a strawman out of his critics. "They don't have evidence", "They hate me for my karma", "If you're big enough you always attract rude people" etc etc are common talking points of his, and these aren't exclusive to the latest drama we had. He posts comments like these all the time to discredit anyone who doesn't like him.

This is probably also why he made that "#metoo was a witch-hunt" comment. He's trying to discredit the fact that he sent nudes to an alleged minor. He has already denied these claims (though I don't have links to those statements) despite there being authentic evidence (namely his nudes).

And if you criticize him too much, you will get banned. If you use your /r/drama mod privilege to point out he's been sending nudes, you will get demodded by the admins. If GB's reputation gets too low, he won't be able to shill. And then he might stop posting on Reddit altogether. And admins don't want that, so they have to protect him.

A very high percentage of GB's posts make it to the frontpage of whatever sub he posted in (and usually /r/all). Some guy on Youtube (again, no link. I saw it on /r/videos while ago) demonstrated that the upvotes you get immediately after making your post affect the success rate of your post greatly. So if you use 10~ upvote bots to immediately upvote your shit, your posts have a very high chance of reaching frontpage.

It's pretty obvious GB is using bots, because admins have no choice but let it happen if they want to keep drinking GB's brown milk.

If only you could put that energy into your relationships

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This better be pasta

how about you walk past-a dick

Are there actually people who think he's posting low-effort shit on reddit 24/7 for free? I thought it was universally accepted it's his job and he's using bots.

A lot of internet-boomers are stuck with the mentality that anyone who spends too much time online is a looser.

GB is a looser, just a different kind of looser.

This but about u/Masterlawlz and r/drama.

Damn I wish I could read

Plus IIRC he works for LadBible or some shit like that.

He makes sooo much money he still hasn't moved out of his parents house.

Very common in Mediterranean cultures to be incel at home well into late 30s.

Is he greek or turkish

Turk🤮🤮🤮

Ugh gas those fucking roaches

Did you actually read through his gay ass interviews or are you just roachposting lmao

Turks are greeks who are insufferable so of course hes a turk

Probably is into both

He's probably slapping all those bux on an index fund so he becomes a multi-millionare at 40

It is funny how bad he is at refuting the allegations. "Lol nice tinfoil hats everyone locked the thread 'cause y'all can't be have"

If you failed to notice, he makes money here by shilling for Netflix and not disclosing it.

Who cares?

Just wanted everyone to know that this guy is paid to send nudes to minors.

It's against reddits rules to shill without disclosure.

And the reason to care about reddits rules is "dude drama lmao".

It's against reddits rules to shill without disclosure.

I'm pretty sure that Reddit knows what he's doing. He's basically a Reddit content curator.

Obviously.

That doesn't mean we shouldn't make noise though. He is trying to build up a persona as the face reddit, so exposing him as a shill that sends unsolicited nudes directly hurts him and his way of life. It is effective.

That doesn't mean we shouldn't make noise though.

There are already hundreds of comments calling him out every single time he posts something. /r/Drama is supposed to be above the fray. You shouldn't get butthurt that he posts memes and pics.

He is trying to build up a persona as the face reddit

You're jealous huh

unsolicited nudes

It wasn't unsolicited and the dude wasn't actually underage. He has some sort of deal with Reddit so be careful of this specific accusation. It's gotten /r/Drama in trouble before and there was a moratorium on posting his name here because of this exact accusation. Plus it isn't as egregious as /u/prince_kropotkin being accused of being a pedo because of some comments from his old account.

You shouldn't get butthurt that he posts memes and pics.

Lmao I'm just butthurt that Drama got cucked, I don't care he reposts stuff. Need I remind you that we lost a doc and pinging rights (indirectly) because of him.

You're jealous huh

How did you come up to that conclusion? I'm actually asking because I wasn't trying to be melodramatic when I wrote that.

He's been very eager to plaster his face over stuff in the last year, and now even on his profile you'll find that he stickied irrelevant interviews he had. Clearly he's trying to be an "online personality", and obviously if he becomes one he's going to be known as the "face of reddit".

It wasn't unsolicited and the dude wasn't actually underage.

I never said he was underage, though it's unclear if he was. The odds are against him being one, but the evidence isn't conclusive.

But did the guy literally ask for a nude?

I'm actually asking because I wasn't trying to be melodramatic when I wrote that.

The fact you brought it up means you jealous

Not everyone is a lolcow you know 😠

Everyone is a lolcow but it depends on their fortitude.

bost bussy

lol dude I sure as shit hope you are GB's alt or something, why would you defend that creep this hard?

If we have a reddit revolution we might get pings back under a more radical administration. Or get banned completely, both wins IMO.

if we have a Reddit revolution

Lol

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Here's a quick rundown of the gallownude if anybody is interested

People claimed all types of things including he sent it to a minor and also that it never happened.

A few months ago when he bumped heads with drama again I decided to find out what really happened because there was a lot of misinformation going around, including a lot from Aloelube himself

To make a long story short he was in a slap fight with some guy(we'll call him CA guy) who called him out over vote manipulation/reposting. Ca guy decided to post his interaction with hollowpube to r/cringeanarchy because he thought it was cringy and back then cringeanarchy was actually for posting cringe. Him posting screenshots of jellocube's meltdown to cringeanarchy ramped up shallownoob's spergfest and led to caguy posting more of their interactions, one of them being the infamous tiny peter in hand pic. That's when Caguy claimed to be a minor but diligent redditors sleuthed through his history and came to the conclusion that he wasn't because he mentioned being a college student in past comments amongst other things. Swallowpoops was banned for a few days but it didn't last long and he returned to his boomer tier, low energy shitposting ways.

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So everyone involved is retarded, got it

Hello, my fellow dumbass, isn't it always the case?

That's when Caguy claimed to be a minor but diligent redditors sleuthed through his history and came to the conclusion that he wasn't because he mentioned being a college student in past comments amongst other things.

This bit is unclear though. They drew that conclusion because he posted on college football subs, so it's not 100% certain. It's still possible that he's a hs senior, or a freshman that's still underage (apparently this exists)

Nice. Im in that comment chain.

Am i famous?

I think so.

Honestly, I just blocked him. Why view his content and ruin your day?

I dont give a fuck about his karma posting. It's his fragile ego and the fact that hes a power mod who gets his fee fees hurt and will ban/tell the admins on you. Hes the reason we cant ping anymore. Fuck you u/gallowboob

I’m gonna be a contrarian and stick up for gallowboob. I’m fine with his existence. I’m neutral on his reposts. I commend him for being smart enough to shill for money when I, myself, am not smart enough. 😓

This is exactly what a basic Reddit default-sub-subscribing user would say.

Don't be a basic bitch

Hey I like the default subs for the most part

How unexpected

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