A real Rats heart or a real mouse heart will last longer than flowers and it’s healthier than chocolates, besides if you keep giving them chocolates they aren’t gonna look the same. So really this gift protects your partners waistline, and keeps them attractive for longer! Save your relationship!

1  2019-02-04 by WorldAroundEwe

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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Only 9 inches, sweetie? You need to step your game up, snappy.

Unironically the best poster on /r/drama, tbh

Best mod

can you make me one, but with horse testicles

I don’t have access to horse balls, I userat balls sometimes though! They’re big enough for an ornament, I feel horse bollocks would be more more of a statement. Fun fact, rats have proportionally the largest swingers in the animal kingdom. If you wanna see stuff made from mouse nads and rat knackers here’s my site :) www.worldaroundewe.com

At what point size-wise does a bad become a knacker? Is it a proportional thing or a gross mass thing? If rats have knackers, do all humans have them, or just the ones with abnormally large scrotums?

Godspeed, you loony bastard. Godspeed.

knackers

Britbong confirmed

Teadrinkers, secure your mentally ill better

oh god oh fuck

oh god he has rat hearts in his ears, he can't hear us!

I can't believe this is getting upvoted in r/drama

Shut

Beautiful art! Keep on going!

Where were you when r/drama will finally get mentioned as an enabler subreddit in high profile serial murder case down the road?

I can proudly says I'm here

Will it be /u/Mircy or /u/OniTan, or some dark horse?

I am hoping for some sort of trifecta.

Since you are a mod, sticky this please

What’s sticky mean?

Unironically the best drama mod already

We can't let Lawlz taint him

these hoes love rat organs

You ship to leafland?

If it’s a real place, sure!

He means Canada

Move over /u/trappysaruh, I've got a new favourite dramamod 😍😍😍

its over for saruhcels

Awww dude I'm starting to love you

This is like the start of a horror movie.

We get to see Dhamers descent into madness

Dramas own Ed Gein. A pleasure to see your posts

Why is the heart black? Are rats really that evil?

But if you keep feeding them chocolates, they won't be able to run away when the time comes to harvest their organs, have rough anal sex. Yeah, that's it. Rough anal sex.

You're the right mix of crazy and endearing 💖

I actually feel like i want one of those. It seems badass and being able to study the anatomy while the heart suspended in a hardened resin? That’d be so cool! Too bad i’m broke and young though.. cri. I love shit like this it’s so fascinating

They’re £5 for a mouse heart and £8 for a rat heart. I choose to keep my stuff affordable :)

I’ll see when i can re order my online visa ^