Every time they try to get serious about the revolution they have to have people say "Whoa, whoa, slow down comrades. You're forgetting about our very important allies who will kill themselves the minute they get their hands on a loaded gun!"
Lmao I'm laughing at a bunch of chapo trannies marching up to the capitol building then blowing their brains out in front of it when it all gets too stressful
That was it though. Those 500 people who's brains just painted the pavement were the entirety of the Glorious Revolution, and now that your war is over you've got a bunch of disgusting bodies to deal with. And you can't just push them into a mass grave, all the rascal batteries and hair dye would destroy the environment.
The Hashishim did something like that (tell a follower to jump off a cliff in front of an ambassador) to scare away enemy armies. Of course the difference is they would be killing themselves because someone said mean words on the internet not because their leader told them to
It's happened on more than one occasion. Basically any time they mention that you have to, you know, arm yourself if you plan on partaking in a violent revolution, the discussion pops up
Radical political types are filled with neurotic individuals. Just think of real life, does anyone you consider to be normal, successful and well adjusted subscribe to any sort of extremist view? I can't think of a single one
Can't say I'm surprised. I find it hilarious how these types go full keyboard warrior on Reddit about how they're gonna lead some violent revolution, kick in "Nazi" teeth, and all their other Looney toons murder fantasies while simultaneously crumbling to pieces in r/LateStageCapitalism anytime someone types the word "dumb". These people should be a goldmine of content for r/iamverybadass and r/killthosewhodisagree yet redditors give them a pass and upvote them for some reason.
Science is working on a firearm fail safe that will block guns from shooting socialists. Apparently it won't shoot within 2 meters of a food stamp card
Realistically the patriotic revolutionaries of the second American revolution will achieve socialist liberation using variants of the m16 and ar15 since that ammunition is more plentiful in fascist occupied America.
Realistically, none of you guys are ever gonna do shit and stay just as anemic as you have been for the past decades while fetishizing dictators and dreaming about non existing revolutions
Imagine being a bugman weakling and chosing an AK because you fell for Russian propaganda that the AK is the superior weapon, and having your shoulder shatter the first time you shoot it
If the USSR still existed there would be a newer version of the AK that would be amazing. It would shoot lasers, work in space and be charged by the blood of the proletariat.
It's a pretty good gun. It's not the most accurate or powerful rifle in the world, but it's accurate enough for most purposes, and the fucker never jams or needs maintenance.
I like my AR because I can slap a different upper on it and shoot pretty much anything. Long term AK maintenance is also an issue, especially with the 5.45 that you'd actually want if you're planning on using an AK
Frankly the Ak-47 is famous because it is cheap and reliable, not because it's good. As a rifle it is mediocre compared to other platforms. It's 7.62mm round can tear someone up, sure, if you can hit it. Good luck with it's retarded recoil though past 100m.
I'd love to see any of these soyboys pick up an SVD and not dislocate their shoulders.
Infantry in modern warfare rarely actually kills anyone. Like a US soldier shoots thousands of rounds per kill. Most actually killing its done by artillery and bombing runs. The main role of the infantry is to hold territory and pin the enemy down until the big guns take them out.
I mean it's not "massive" for most people who know what they're doing, but in these wonderbrains cases' they'd probably get PTSD just figuring out the proper way to load its magazine.
And when it comes down to it, and maybe I'm brainwahlshed by capitalism, but I subscribe to the NATO notion of hitting your target more often with 5.56mm.
This but unironically. Its hard to stay a commie while working out since working out is the ultimate form of self improvement that you can claim 100% for your own effort.
It felt to me like a bazooka — and sounded like a cannon.
The recoil bruised my shoulder, which can happen if you don't know what you're doing. The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary form of PTSD. For at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times, I was anxious and irritable.
I'm as skinny as the average chapo tard. I put a towel over my shoulder when I shoot my 30-.06 because it absolutely wrecks my shoulder. It would take a massive genetic deformity for a .223 to mess you up.
Wow I didn't know the ar15 round was literally the same caliber as a 22 long rifle almost.
Looking at the bullets the nato round seems to have a lot more powder, so it's more powerful. 22lr is so weak it's practically a pellet gun, I've shot an ar15 and know it's more r powerful than that. But it's not a hugely powerful round.
I've shot more powerful rounds, like we used to have a 44 magnum handgun. But I was a 20 year old libertarian and I was retarded with it. Still it didn't hurt me, but also I was 20.
5.56 is what they use in military action. Intentionally they use a small round so that they can carry more ammunition.
If you compare the two the nato round is a noticeably larger cartridge and uses more powder than 22lr of course. I just wasn't aware that they were the same caliber because I'm not a pretentious gun nerd.
It’s not about fat, I was shooting hundreds of rounds of 12 gauge every weekend as a 110 pound 15 year old and never bruised.
You’ve got to Learn to find then”pocket” between your deltoid and scapula, it’s entirely flabby soft tissue and tendon that won’t cause pain when pounded on.
I've done 4 day courses for ar-15 and learned how to use the pocket. I have nothing but tendon, skin and bone because of the Holocaust. A simple towel fixes the problem when shooting 30-06
I'm a lefty and I honestly never thought shooting weapons that eject rounds out the right was a big deal.
I personally love shooting ak's because I feel like they were made for me and feel good ergonomically. But I can understand why righties wouldnt like shooting them since reloading would be awkward with the right side charging handle.
I've given this a lot and decided I would rather keep my hand on the guard than the pistol grip while reloading or clearing a jam if it can be done one handed. it's easier to keep the muzzle downrange and butt in my shoulder this way, rather than the other way around leaving the rifle unsupported like chapos collective limp dick.
I'm left handed too. You know what I do when someone hands me a right hand gun I want to shoot? I shoot it right handed. So I don't get hot casings in my face.
lol, this dude was like a lefty supremacist, lefty spatulas and shears, chef jacket with a left hand, left handed mouse and he was such a massive burnout stoner so he showed off shit every time you saw him because he couldn't remember talking about it yesterday.
had really good weed though, in his left handed pipe
The funniest part is there’s people on YouTube shooting 5.56 rifles from their noses, an AR is about as easy as it gets so even noodle arms can handle them
Though I hadn't admitted this to myself earlier, it was perhaps inevitable that the very first thing I did when I brought the gun home and was alone with it was to put it in my mouth. Unloaded at first, then loaded (which may account for my difficulty loading the magazine).
Jesus H. Christ, how did the ideology that spawned Lenin and the Stasi and Che Guevara (forget about right and wrong, those guys did not fuck around) get taken over by such absolute pussies?
That backfired pretty hard on the Germans. The Soviets totally unified Russia. The empire was rotting from within and would have been a less formidable enemy in the long term.
I thought it was more like gimpy-armed cuck who died shitting his pants whilst his subordinates talked shit about how everyone hated him knowing that he could do nothing about it.
"Comrades! The insurrection of five kulak districts should be pitilessly suppressed. The interests of the whole revolution require this because 'the last decisive battle' with the kulaks is now under way everywhere. An example must be demonstrated.
Hang (and make sure that the hanging takes place in full view of the people) no fewer than one hundred known landlords, rich men, bloodsuckers.
Publish their names.
Seize all their grain from them.
Designate hostages in accordance with yesterday's telegram.
Do it in such a fashion that for hundreds of kilometres around the people might see, tremble, know, shout: "they are strangling, and will strangle to death, the bloodsucking kulaks".
My personal opinion is that it's some amazing cointelpro work from the boys in the FBI, who've successfully made online American communists a fucking joke.
Guevara was an absolute brainlet, his failed revolution in Bolivia sounds like a Cohen Brothers flick.
>set up camp in a literal swamp, stubbornly refuse to move to a better site
>don't bother to tell the local communist partisans you're there until after you start the revolution, be shocked when they tell you to fuck off
>have your soldiers learn Quechua to talk to the local Injins, totally oblivious to the fact Bolivian natives speak Guarani
>act like such an arrogant, pompous cunt you manage to piss off the local peasants they actually start snitching on you to the government
>make it it extremely obvious to everyone that Che's in town to liberate you, attracting the attention of the CIA so that soon the entire region is swarming with agents
>split your already small group into two units, who proceed to lose track of each other in the dense jungle because your maps are out of date and inaccurate to boot
>get sick and realise you didn't bring any medicine, raid local hospitals pissing off the locals even more
>attract so much attention the CIA manages to track you down and blow you away
I especially love his jaunt to Africa where he basically blamed everyone but himself, got half of his people killed, and bitch\moaned like a fucking emo.
Reservists, which are like the participation trophy version of Marines. And it still took eight of them, the element of surprise, and a sackful of bricks to do it.
Lol a lot of my friends have what could be described as arsenals and have spent decades and thousands of dollars on ammo. What's the over/under on how many Chapos it would take to kill the average 35 year old conservative Idahoan? Betting starts at 30.
Turns out Idaho has a lower drug overdose mortality rate than any state east of the Mississippi (except somehow Mississippi). It boggles my mind that Nebraska and the Dakota are significantly less overdosy than New England.
not saying i support nazis, but the gleaming muscles of an ubermensch could surely crush the neck of an effete soviet partisan, tearing his girly body in twain, pecs rippling in the light of the sun
In a civil war both sides are going to be vast majority drafted, the peace time regular military will be dwarfed and not firm the core of either force. After a couple years of real military action that doesn't consist of curb stomping third worlders with overwhelming supply it won't matter anyway. Physical strength is irrelevant, an effete nerd with an ak47 beats the most swole redneck magatard in the world every time. What soldiers need is endurance, not physical strength that is only relevant in hand to hand combat they will almost never actually be in.
a tiny transgender commie can carry a 100 lb supply pack for miles and miles while the steroid overdosed proudboy will crumple up like a paper bag within ten minutes
This. It's relatively easy to fuck up supply lines and use guerilla tactics. Even then the ratio would be 1000:1 if the army has artillery and air support
This. It's relatively easy to fuck up supply lines and use guerilla tactics. Even then the ratio would be 1000:1 if the army has artillery and air support
This. It's relatively easy to fuck up supply lines and use guerilla tactics. Even then the ratio would be 1000:1 if the army has artillery and air support
Yeah and who the fuck do you think has them all you stupid bitch?
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LMAO the edgy dirtbag-left has to make sure nobody knows they're too weak and frail to fight and if they ever had guns they'd probably suck-start them before using them against the "fash"
Yeah I always thought it was strange that the some of the more ‘revolutionary’ contingent of the left who consist of noodle armed suburbanites who’ve never shot a gun would advocate for violence or civil war.
As a leftist this makes me afraid of the future. The people who can actually wage a revolution were brainwashed away from the left (and probably also turned away from it by the left's bullshit)
I mean republicans are the one supporting a senile dude and transness being a mental illness is pretty shakey and an idea most of the medical community disagrees with
Am country bumpkin, daughter, and sister of veterans. Lmao 😂😂😂
All you have to do is watch vids of angry little antifa fuckers trying to intimidate young “right wing” men to get an idea of what these dumbasses would be up against. In fact, knowing my culture, most good ole boy types would probably hesitate to hit them because of how goddamn scrawny they are 😂
I got banned from CTH for posting in this thread. Not sure whether it was for pointing out that the top post (which claims the poster must be a nazi sympathiser) is unlikely to be accurate given that the OP is from /r/gendercritical, or for pointing out that the OP basically has a good point because an overwhelming number of leftists are soyboys who argue that the government is fascist whilst simultaneously demanding said government disarms them, or claim going to the gym is a bad idea because it will make you right-wing.
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1 Velxon 2019-02-04
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1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-02-04
The minute a "chud" says the word "retard" or "tranny", Chapo-cels would all automatically convulse on the ground. Prove me wrong.
1 newcomer_ts 2019-02-04
Self evident truths require no proof.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-02-04
Most of the people on Chapo are trans people who would probably use the gun to kill themselves tbh.
1 xthek 2019-02-04
Every time they try to get serious about the revolution they have to have people say "Whoa, whoa, slow down comrades. You're forgetting about our very important allies who will kill themselves the minute they get their hands on a loaded gun!"
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-02-04
Lmao I'm laughing at a bunch of chapo trannies marching up to the capitol building then blowing their brains out in front of it when it all gets too stressful
1 aqouta 2019-02-04
Suicide squad!!! Assemble!!!
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
That would have been a good Suicide Squad movie tbh
1 aqouta 2019-02-04
I was going for a life of Brian reference tbh.
1 questionablyrotten 2019-02-04
Should've mentioned the Judean People's Front
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-04
Time to organize a die in.
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-04
I mean, it worked in Morocco
1 kaczynskireborn 2019-02-04
Our bodies will stop their advance
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-02-04
"It sends a message"
1 MasterBasterd 2019-02-04
... for about 5 minutes. And then you'd realize you just won without firing a shot.
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-02-04
Nah, if they're willing to give up their life just to scare you, what will they do if you actually go up against them in a fight?
1 MasterBasterd 2019-02-04
That was it though. Those 500 people who's brains just painted the pavement were the entirety of the Glorious Revolution, and now that your war is over you've got a bunch of disgusting bodies to deal with. And you can't just push them into a mass grave, all the rascal batteries and hair dye would destroy the environment.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-02-04
Those 500 guys specifically? Probably not a lot
1 elftor421 2019-02-04
until you see the bill the cleaners want for scrubbing all the brains off your front sidewalk. terrifying
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-04
That's literally the end of walking dead season 8. All of Negan's guns are sabotaged so Rick wins
1 kaczynskireborn 2019-02-04
The Hashishim did something like that (tell a follower to jump off a cliff in front of an ambassador) to scare away enemy armies. Of course the difference is they would be killing themselves because someone said mean words on the internet not because their leader told them to
1 WhiteKyriarchy 2019-02-04
It supposedly occurred in ancient China:
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-02-04
In fairness, a small army of people walking up to a civic center and committing suicide in front of it would be a pretty effective protest.
1 Galaxium 2019-02-04
lmao
throwback to the thread in CTH where people were claiming to be too mentally ill to pick up any weapons for their revolution
1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-02-04
I've heard about this thread but never witnessed myself. Sounds hilarious.
1 xthek 2019-02-04
It's happened on more than one occasion. Basically any time they mention that you have to, you know, arm yourself if you plan on partaking in a violent revolution, the discussion pops up
1 ralphbrenting 2019-02-04
Radical political types are filled with neurotic individuals. Just think of real life, does anyone you consider to be normal, successful and well adjusted subscribe to any sort of extremist view? I can't think of a single one
1 soupvsjonez 2019-02-04
damn... good seriouspost
1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-02-04
Can't say I'm surprised. I find it hilarious how these types go full keyboard warrior on Reddit about how they're gonna lead some violent revolution, kick in "Nazi" teeth, and all their other Looney toons murder fantasies while simultaneously crumbling to pieces in r/LateStageCapitalism anytime someone types the word "dumb". These people should be a goldmine of content for r/iamverybadass and r/killthosewhodisagree yet redditors give them a pass and upvote them for some reason.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-04
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/8va2dh/we_need_to_buy_guns/e1lriwr/
Got you fam
1 elftor421 2019-02-04
do you have the thread where they were advocating making caltrops and carrying them around?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-04
Doesn't sound familiar. Sorry bud
1 10IphonesIcarlyyyyyy 2019-02-04
Please give me a link holy fuck
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-04
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/8va2dh/we_need_to_buy_guns/e1lriwr/
4 u bby
1 10IphonesIcarlyyyyyy 2019-02-04
I’m late but thank you
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-04
My favorite was advocating for compound bows because they are harder to murk yourself with and because "they give you +2 to stealth."
1 DuomGey 2019-02-04
(((Statistically speaking)))
1 charming_tatum 2019-02-04
Science is working on a firearm fail safe that will block guns from shooting socialists. Apparently it won't shoot within 2 meters of a food stamp card
1 diggity_md 2019-02-04
Yeah okay, you go fire 7.62mm (Since these retards probably don't know about the AK 74) and tell me how that feels on your low-t shoulder, Chapotard.
1 watermark03alt 2019-02-04
Realistically the patriotic revolutionaries of the second American revolution will achieve socialist liberation using variants of the m16 and ar15 since that ammunition is more plentiful in fascist occupied America.
1 4enthusiastia 2019-02-04
Realistically, none of you guys are ever gonna do shit and stay just as anemic as you have been for the past decades while fetishizing dictators and dreaming about non existing revolutions
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-02-04
You know you are going to be Gulag'd for using Capitalist weapons right?
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Implying that your parents would let you revolt on a school night
1 Van-Diemen 2019-02-04
Implying his parents don't already think he's revolting.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Well it's watermark so I know his parents can't stand the sight of him
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Imagine being a bugman weakling and chosing an AK because you fell for Russian propaganda that the AK is the superior weapon, and having your shoulder shatter the first time you shoot it
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-02-04
If the USSR still existed there would be a newer version of the AK that would be amazing. It would shoot lasers, work in space and be charged by the blood of the proletariat.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
If the USSR wasn't a good thing then why do my parents hate me?
Suck it liberal chuds
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-02-04
Yawn
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Oh shit you're an unironic Chapo lmfao how does it feel to be hated by your parents
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-02-04
my siblings are dumber than I am so I'm still the golden boy
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
God damn maybe your parents should wipe the slate clean and try again. Or maybe they don't have what it takes to make kids that don't suck
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-02-04
the latter
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
You win some, you lose some. Sometimes you just lose some
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-02-04
yawn
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Don't forget to pay your rent
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-02-04
I own land you goon.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Don't forget to pay your parents rent
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-02-04
yawn
1 silver_line_across 2019-02-04
I mean AN94s are pretty cool so even the Russian Federation in the middle of Yeltsin was able to produce an interesting firearm
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
It's cool but it's much more complicated than the GAS PUSH METAL BACK AND PULL NEW CARTRIDGE IN of the AK pattern rifles
1 LightUmbra 2019-02-04
They're neat but they're expensive, heavy, and not useful enough to pay off.
1 thx_II38 2019-02-04
Yo dawg I heard you like to shoot so I put a reciever on your reciever so you can shoot while you shoot!
1 soupvsjonez 2019-02-04
It's a pretty good gun. It's not the most accurate or powerful rifle in the world, but it's accurate enough for most purposes, and the fucker never jams or needs maintenance.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Oh sure, I love AKs. But in some mass civil war type situation, I'd choose an AR 10 times out of 10.
And this is also assuming that they buy properly made AKs and not the cheapo american ones made of pot metal that'll blow up after 2k rounds
1 soupvsjonez 2019-02-04
I agree. The AR is my favorite platform. I've only got a 15 right now, but I'm hoping to pick up an AR-10 eventually.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
I like my AR because I can slap a different upper on it and shoot pretty much anything. Long term AK maintenance is also an issue, especially with the 5.45 that you'd actually want if you're planning on using an AK
1 soupvsjonez 2019-02-04
It's really not bad at all, low T or not.
1 skivian 2019-02-04
Who does this drowned rat think owns all the goddamned guns? The far left wankstains can't even visit a gun range without getting PTSD.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-04
They can't even get a text without getting PTSD
1 DodgeIvan 2019-02-04
You joke but these retards get anxiety when they get a phone call
1 Vladith 2019-02-04
good luck getting boomer gun owners to actually leave their garages though
1 soupvsjonez 2019-02-04
lol. You should probably know how to use a gun before getting into a gunfight.
1 Snorlaxbangedurmom 2019-02-04
They keep it 100 dancing on graves and shit talking that 5'1 Jewish guy shapiro, but as soon as you make fun of Sally's 9 inch dong, its game over.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-02-04
Says a person who has gone to the range less than five times and couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
1 duckraul2 2019-02-04
Ever tried to control an AK with noodle arms? That's what he means by overpower
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-02-04
That makes much more sense.
1 Cdace 2019-02-04
That’s why you get the AK SAR-3 for the Kalashnikov aesthetic and the recoil of a 5.56
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Will mom and dad fund that? Little comrade Jimmy hasn't been cleaning his room so he hasn't gotten his allowance
1 Cdace 2019-02-04
“Dear, let Jimmy have xis allowance xe’s been studying so hard on that raddit site”
1 York_Phoenix 2019-02-04
Frankly the Ak-47 is famous because it is cheap and reliable, not because it's good. As a rifle it is mediocre compared to other platforms. It's 7.62mm round can tear someone up, sure, if you can hit it. Good luck with it's retarded recoil though past 100m.
I'd love to see any of these soyboys pick up an SVD and not dislocate their shoulders.
1 watermark03alt 2019-02-04
Infantry in modern warfare rarely actually kills anyone. Like a US soldier shoots thousands of rounds per kill. Most actually killing its done by artillery and bombing runs. The main role of the infantry is to hold territory and pin the enemy down until the big guns take them out.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-04
The military is shifting away from automatic rifles to save on ammo usage. This doesn't necessarily go against your point though.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Semi is for accurate fire at a target, full is for suppression
1 coldfirerules 2019-02-04
I think the M16A2 went into operation without a full-auto selector back in the early 80's.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-04
What I mean to say is, strictly semi auto.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-02-04
it somewhat supports it
1 sadderreborn 2019-02-04
Human wave attacks when?!?
1 Kodiak_Marmoset 2019-02-04
Whenever China goes to war.
1 Van-Diemen 2019-02-04
Good God, imagine China going balls to the wall with India.
At least it'd solve the overpopulation problem.
1 vjaY619 2019-02-04
One can only dream. We'd get to see India's shit flinging catapults powered by 10 pajeets each in action.
1 Potatoe_away 2019-02-04
Army’s probably moving to a ~6.x mm round in the next ten years, for better kill potential, can’t use bombs and artillery indiscriminately anymore.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Lmao the army is going to become a bunch of hipster fags? 6.5 Grendel M4s and CZs as side arms
1 Potatoe_away 2019-02-04
It was always going to go downhill once they put the greenbeans’ in theater.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
What's the army for anyways? Too smart to be a marine but too dumb to do anything else?
1 evannever 2019-02-04
Green Beans was like a little piece of heaven. "Midnight Chai Lattes anyone?"
1 Potatoe_away 2019-02-04
Yeah never really got to enjoy it, was usually too tired on my one day off every week to do anything but sleep.
1 evannever 2019-02-04
Warrant Officer school starts every two weeks.
1 Potatoe_away 2019-02-04
Ha! Was a 153D, just had a lot of work.
1 evannever 2019-02-04
Priorities.
1 oss_spy 2019-02-04
Those statistics take into account the ammunition used for training, not just rounds fired in combat.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
100m is nothing for an AK if you're not blind lmao. Even with irons
1 JustStopDude 2019-02-04
Russian made RPG is better. Just need to point near the target. So easy, child soldiers can do it.
1 metameanderer 2019-02-04
How are you calling people soyboys yet think 7.62 x 39 recoil is massive. It's fucking tiny.
1 York_Phoenix 2019-02-04
I mean it's not "massive" for most people who know what they're doing, but in these wonderbrains cases' they'd probably get PTSD just figuring out the proper way to load its magazine.
And when it comes down to it, and maybe I'm brainwahlshed by capitalism, but I subscribe to the NATO notion of hitting your target more often with 5.56mm.
1 metameanderer 2019-02-04
I prefer 7.62 real fuckin nato
1 24HER032 2019-02-04
five times is pretty generous tbh, id say more like zero
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-02-04
I was trying to give zim the benefit of the doubt.
1 normie_man 2019-02-04
even Lenin acknowledged that you need the support of the Army for a true proletariat revolution otherwise you're doomed to fail
1 watermark03alt 2019-02-04
The bolsheviks won because they had the overwhelming support of the regular infantry.
1 normie_man 2019-02-04
so either way unless you have support of the Military your revolution is nothing more then a wet dream
1 sadderreborn 2019-02-04
Watermark, the caved in brain wojak irl
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-02-04
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-04
That would actually make a lot of sense if it wasn't so fucking dumb. Get rid of the ideology bullshit and that's entirely 100% correct
1 JustStopDude 2019-02-04
Honest question... How dumb do you think one can be and still work on a fighter jet, heavy ordinance... Or say run a nuclear reactor?
Its harder to enlist in the US military than get into college.
1 PostDemocracyISNOW 2019-02-04
Haha, tankie
1 Bernieeinreb 2019-02-04
Zzzzzzz
1 911roofer 2019-02-04
Are you a troll? You sound trollish.
1 King_Drumpf 2019-02-04
Chapos would all run away if they were ever drafted into a war.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Implying they could resist access to a free gun to kill themselves with
1 911roofer 2019-02-04
That's just nature correcting its mistake.
1 Chicup 2019-02-04
This but unironically. Its hard to stay a commie while working out since working out is the ultimate form of self improvement that you can claim 100% for your own effort.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-02-04
liberal != commie in this context
in fact, many socialists hate liberals as much as conservatives
1 Chicup 2019-02-04
I'm using the 'Merican definition, the only one that counts.
1 Megazor 2019-02-04
A terrifying memoir from the front line of the Soy Revolution
It felt to me like a bazooka — and sounded like a cannon.
The recoil bruised my shoulder, which can happen if you don't know what you're doing. The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary form of PTSD. For at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times, I was anxious and irritable.
But mostly, I was just terrified.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-02-04
That (((journalists))) name. Imagine not being able to handle what's basically a varmint round
1 TheSpartanKing 2019-02-04
lmao
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-04
I'm as skinny as the average chapo tard. I put a towel over my shoulder when I shoot my 30-.06 because it absolutely wrecks my shoulder. It would take a massive genetic deformity for a .223 to mess you up.
1 watermark03alt 2019-02-04
Wow I didn't know the ar15 round was literally the same caliber as a 22 long rifle almost.
Looking at the bullets the nato round seems to have a lot more powder, so it's more powerful. 22lr is so weak it's practically a pellet gun, I've shot an ar15 and know it's more r powerful than that. But it's not a hugely powerful round.
I've shot more powerful rounds, like we used to have a 44 magnum handgun. But I was a 20 year old libertarian and I was retarded with it. Still it didn't hurt me, but also I was 20.
1 degorius 2019-02-04
an ar15 can be chambered for nearly whatever caliber you want, thats kind of the point of the design
5.56 is just cheap due to military surplus sales so thats what most seem to use
1 watermark03alt 2019-02-04
5.56 is what they use in military action. Intentionally they use a small round so that they can carry more ammunition.
If you compare the two the nato round is a noticeably larger cartridge and uses more powder than 22lr of course. I just wasn't aware that they were the same caliber because I'm not a pretentious gun nerd.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ab/Rifle_cartridge_comparison.jpg
1 finbarrgalloway 2019-02-04
Literally learn to hold a gun correctly lmao
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-04
Well we can't all have as much adipose guarding our bones as you do.
1 finbarrgalloway 2019-02-04
It’s not about fat, I was shooting hundreds of rounds of 12 gauge every weekend as a 110 pound 15 year old and never bruised.
You’ve got to Learn to find then”pocket” between your deltoid and scapula, it’s entirely flabby soft tissue and tendon that won’t cause pain when pounded on.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-04
I've done 4 day courses for ar-15 and learned how to use the pocket. I have nothing but tendon, skin and bone because of the Holocaust. A simple towel fixes the problem when shooting 30-06
1 finbarrgalloway 2019-02-04
I think that malnutrition may have caused autism as well buddy
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-04
My parents were wiccans who believed only in the nourishing power of paint chips.
1 finbarrgalloway 2019-02-04
Hopefully it was leased paint, that’s where all the iron is
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-04
My parents couldn't afford to buy, so leasing was their only option.
1 finbarrgalloway 2019-02-04
It’s fine mine couldn’t teach me how to spell anyway
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-02-04
lmao how does firing a gun give you PTSD?
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-02-04
It reminds the journo of all the potential refugee honour roll student future scientists being murdered by whites
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-02-04
The loud noise ruined my life :(
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Maybe Gersh has autism???
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-04
It's loud and scary
1 Vladith 2019-02-04
It doesn't, the writer is just pushing a "guns are scary" agenda
1 degorius 2019-02-04
In all fairness almost everyone I know has theirs chambered for 5.56 since its cheap as fuck these days.
How big are the opossums in your area, are you hunting R.O.U.Ss or some shit?
1 watermark03alt 2019-02-04
Hahaha an ar15
It's not a strong gun lol
He doesn't even understand the point of the weapon
1 Megazor 2019-02-04
Yep, you can shoot it One handed with almost no recoil .
1 skivian 2019-02-04
How fucking wrong was he doing it that casings were flying at his face?
They must have taught him wrong as a joke.
1 degorius 2019-02-04
maybe hes a lefty
a buddy of mine had to spend like $600 just to find a .22 that wouldnt eject casings in his face
1 Manchu_Fist 2019-02-04
I'm a lefty and I honestly never thought shooting weapons that eject rounds out the right was a big deal.
I personally love shooting ak's because I feel like they were made for me and feel good ergonomically. But I can understand why righties wouldnt like shooting them since reloading would be awkward with the right side charging handle.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-02-04
I've given this a lot and decided I would rather keep my hand on the guard than the pistol grip while reloading or clearing a jam if it can be done one handed. it's easier to keep the muzzle downrange and butt in my shoulder this way, rather than the other way around leaving the rifle unsupported like chapos collective limp dick.
1 skivian 2019-02-04
I'm left handed too. You know what I do when someone hands me a right hand gun I want to shoot? I shoot it right handed. So I don't get hot casings in my face.
1 degorius 2019-02-04
lol, this dude was like a lefty supremacist, lefty spatulas and shears, chef jacket with a left hand, left handed mouse and he was such a massive burnout stoner so he showed off shit every time you saw him because he couldn't remember talking about it yesterday.
had really good weed though, in his left handed pipe
1 OstrakaSocratis 2019-02-04
The funniest part is there’s people on YouTube shooting 5.56 rifles from their noses, an AR is about as easy as it gets so even noodle arms can handle them
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Gersh Kuntzman confirmed human-banana hybrid
1 informat2 2019-02-04
1 Inb4W-O-O-D-Y-S 2019-02-04
Soyboys can't even own a gun without turning it on themselves.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Also, "I know absolutely nothing about guns, but let me tell you about my strong support of gun control"
We need to hand out hi points to every Chapo and soy boy. The good they can do in both of those communities will pay for the guns 100x
1 CLX053 2019-02-04
Jesus christ how big of a pussy do you have to be to write something like this.
1 soupvsjonez 2019-02-04
God, I loved this article.
1 911roofer 2019-02-04
I remember reading a parody article where Kuntzman visited an animal shelter and pissed himself in terror when he met a kitten.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-02-04
Jesus H. Christ, how did the ideology that spawned Lenin and the Stasi and Che Guevara (forget about right and wrong, those guys did not fuck around) get taken over by such absolute pussies?
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-02-04
I'm sure those guys still exist, these chapo fags would get the rope from a communist revolution though
1 error404brain 2019-02-04
Not purging the troskysts was a mistake.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-02-04
Well Lenin was a bitch tho.
Stalin had at least balls of steel.
1 normie_man 2019-02-04
even then Lenin acknowledged that you need the support of the Army for a true proletariat revolution otherwise you're doomed to fail
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-02-04
Or the truth was Lenin was a shill for the Germans.
1 watermark03alt 2019-02-04
That backfired pretty hard on the Germans. The Soviets totally unified Russia. The empire was rotting from within and would have been a less formidable enemy in the long term.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-02-04
The plan was to get Russia out of the war. Which it did and got a lot of territory from Lenin.
But our boy Stalin fixed the German problem afterwards.
1 Zero5urvivers 2019-02-04
Lenin was merely a puppet for the eternal {{{Teuton}}}
1 sadderreborn 2019-02-04
Stalin is also basically Steel in Russian too
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-02-04
I though it was more like "man of steel"
1 sadderreborn 2019-02-04
Correct
Stal is steel
1 Special_Ed_Principal 2019-02-04
I thought it was more like gimpy-armed cuck who died shitting his pants whilst his subordinates talked shit about how everyone hated him knowing that he could do nothing about it.
1 wlxd 2019-02-04
Not as manly as Stalin, but at least we got from him this:
1 xthek 2019-02-04
The first thing Lenin did after taking power was butcher the children of his enemies
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-02-04
Did he shoot the children himself?
1 Baconlightning 2019-02-04
90% Stalin was the one behind that.
1 Van-Diemen 2019-02-04
Stalin was the opposite of Lenin in that regard, guy's public speaking was nothing short of embarrassing.
1 carkidd3242 2019-02-04
My personal opinion is that it's some amazing cointelpro work from the boys in the FBI, who've successfully made online American communists a fucking joke.
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-02-04
It's not like conservative fucks are any better though, the majority of them are either too old or have the physique of ben shapiro.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-02-04
Yeah, and the Air Force and the officer corps are not Trump-friendly. The only guys who you can almost be certain like Trump are enlisted Marines.
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-02-04
All that crayon eating in the military does a number on your cerebral lobes
1 martini29 2019-02-04
Based Navy maintaining our normal non extremist selves
1 911roofer 2019-02-04
They didn't like Hillary either, though.
1 Vladith 2019-02-04
Who did?
1 10IphonesIcarlyyyyyy 2019-02-04
As far as I know, non-western leftists are the same “we don’t fuck around” types you mentioned.
1 Van-Diemen 2019-02-04
Guevara was an absolute brainlet, his failed revolution in Bolivia sounds like a Cohen Brothers flick.
>set up camp in a literal swamp, stubbornly refuse to move to a better site
>don't bother to tell the local communist partisans you're there until after you start the revolution, be shocked when they tell you to fuck off
>have your soldiers learn Quechua to talk to the local Injins, totally oblivious to the fact Bolivian natives speak Guarani
>act like such an arrogant, pompous cunt you manage to piss off the local peasants they actually start snitching on you to the government
>make it it extremely obvious to everyone that Che's in town to liberate you, attracting the attention of the CIA so that soon the entire region is swarming with agents
>split your already small group into two units, who proceed to lose track of each other in the dense jungle because your maps are out of date and inaccurate to boot
>get sick and realise you didn't bring any medicine, raid local hospitals pissing off the locals even more
>attract so much attention the CIA manages to track you down and blow you away
He's lucky he was good looking.
1 JustStopDude 2019-02-04
I especially love his jaunt to Africa where he basically blamed everyone but himself, got half of his people killed, and bitch\moaned like a fucking emo.
1 911roofer 2019-02-04
He also wouldn't stop calling the natives "nigger".
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-04
wtf i love che now
1 wwaalleess 2019-02-04
This but entirely unironically.
1 TasslehoffTheBrave 2019-02-04
Bullshit. Just happens lifting appeals even more to macho idiots, granted
1 wwaalleess 2019-02-04
C O P E
1 tHeSiD 2019-02-04
Holy fuck I'm a liberal???? 😨😨
1 White_Dudeness 2019-02-04
But didn't antifa beat up two marines recently? Checkmate, fascist chuds!
1 911roofer 2019-02-04
Reservists, which are like the participation trophy version of Marines. And it still took eight of them, the element of surprise, and a sackful of bricks to do it.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-04
Lol a lot of my friends have what could be described as arsenals and have spent decades and thousands of dollars on ammo. What's the over/under on how many Chapos it would take to kill the average 35 year old conservative Idahoan? Betting starts at 30.
1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-02-04
(Tranny immediately after getting zipped by 5.56) “Mods? Mods???”
1 watermark03alt 2019-02-04
Why would we attack to kill? We don't care about your friends, if he stays in his dumb house with his guns we couldn't give less of a shit.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-04
If there were an honest to God violent uprising by 120 lb genderqueers anywhere in the usa, Leroy and Titus would be there.
1 AlexSoul 2019-02-04
No self-respecting redneck would pass up the chance to "I doubt it" some commie.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-04
Assuming you beat the military which you wouldn't, you'd be fighting random rednecks for the country
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
You'd attack with all forces because it would take all of you to handle all the spicy recoil of a 22
1 Van-Diemen 2019-02-04
Lol
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Is that including all the Chapos that would kill themselves?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-04
Probably one Chapotard could take out a whole hamlet in ID. Just set up a free heroin table and let nature do its magic.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-04
Um we take our fentanyl tablets with diet coke like any civilized group of people.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-04
Actually that got me curious.
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/sosmap/drug_poisoning_mortality/drug_poisoning.htm
Turns out Idaho has a lower drug overdose mortality rate than any state east of the Mississippi (except somehow Mississippi). It boggles my mind that Nebraska and the Dakota are significantly less overdosy than New England.
1 Remove_honk 2019-02-04
Stop getting me hard at work
1 MajorGiraffe1 2019-02-04
Where's the lie?
1 queendead2march19 2019-02-04
u/remove_honk doesn’t work.
1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-02-04
Please please PLEASE start something. I would love to shoot a communist. It’s my lifelong ambition.
1 911roofer 2019-02-04
You won't get a chance. 4chan has prepared operation:an hero.
1 normie_man 2019-02-04
LoL
In a civil war both sides are going to be vast majority drafted, the peace time regular military will be dwarfed and not firm the core of either force. After a couple years of real military action that doesn't consist of curb stomping third worlders with overwhelming supply it won't matter anyway. Physical strength is irrelevant, an effete nerd with an ak47 beats the most swole redneck magatard in the world every time. What soldiers need is endurance, not physical strength that is only relevant in hand to hand combat they will almost never actually be in.
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1 N0ahface 2019-02-04
You can tell they watch too much anime and shit from the fact that they think that their skellington frames give them more speed and endurance.
1 hyledog 2019-02-04
a tiny transgender commie can carry a 100 lb supply pack for miles and miles while the steroid overdosed proudboy will crumple up like a paper bag within ten minutes
1 Special_Ed_Principal 2019-02-04
If I hold my arms behind me when I run I can reach speeds of up to 100mph, good luck hitting me, MAGAtard
1 1029384756-mk2 2019-02-04
It's basic game balance m9
Scout has less HP but runs faster and has more mobility with his double jumps, while heavy has more HP and moves slower.
Basic game design. A skilled scout can take on an unsuspecting heavy in an ambush assuming the heavy isn't using the fists of steel.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-02-04
Soldier is definitely the white nationalist tho
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-04
I mean to be fair the average infantryman is a twink
1 xthek 2019-02-04
You still need to be able to carry a bunch of shit over long distances. And in all likelihood be able to carry other people.
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-04
Basically anyone can do that after a few days of practice
1 PM_ME_YA_TATTAS 2019-02-04
do these guys forget that military has more technology than just guns?
1 Special_Ed_Principal 2019-02-04
They know to shoot down fighter jets with bow and arrows like they read in the Hunger Games.
1 evannever 2019-02-04
I wonder how many combat tours that guy has under his belt. I have three and he sounds really uninformed, but what do I know.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-02-04
mfw that night i spent in the drunk tank makes me a chapoposter's nightmare
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-02-04
Why are people so focused on guns? In a real struggle against an organized armed force asymmetric warfare with IED’s and car bombs is the way to go.
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-04
This. It's relatively easy to fuck up supply lines and use guerilla tactics. Even then the ratio would be 1000:1 if the army has artillery and air support
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-04
This. It's relatively easy to fuck up supply lines and use guerilla tactics. Even then the ratio would be 1000:1 if the army has artillery and air support
1 xthek 2019-02-04
This. It's relatively easy to fuck up supply lines and use guerilla tactics. Even then the ratio would be 1000:1 if the army has artillery and air support
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-04
Dang
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-04
Can't go wrong with the ol' poop on a sharp stick route.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Why are people focused on commies at all? They don't have the minerals to revolt
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-02-04
> Oh right, I forgot guns don't exist
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Yeah and who the fuck do you think has them all you stupid bitch?
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Also mods removed:
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>To be fair this is the sub that has posted warnings not to buy guns since you guys will just use them to kill yourselves
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> Not only do we have large groups of people who are completely anti-gun and are essentially protesting the government as being proto-fascists whilst simultaneously demanding that the same government disarms the populace, but I've actually seen threads of people arguing against the idea of going to the gym because studies have shown that gym bros tend to be right wing.
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LMAO the edgy dirtbag-left has to make sure nobody knows they're too weak and frail to fight and if they ever had guns they'd probably suck-start them before using them against the "fash"
1 OstrakaSocratis 2019-02-04
Yeah I always thought it was strange that the some of the more ‘revolutionary’ contingent of the left who consist of noodle armed suburbanites who’ve never shot a gun would advocate for violence or civil war.
1 xthek 2019-02-04
They have no intention of fighting the war themselves, their excuse being they'll blow a hole in their heads if they're entrusted with a gun.
1 sparksybrush 2019-02-04
Of
1 sparksybrush 2019-02-04
Of course that comment got deleted by a mod lmao
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-04
As a leftist this makes me afraid of the future. The people who can actually wage a revolution were brainwashed away from the left (and probably also turned away from it by the left's bullshit)
1 sparksybrush 2019-02-04
It's pretty funny that your side has a monopoly on the people who fetishize mental illness on a political level.
Funny right now, I mean. Gonna suck for everyone once shit gets real.
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-04
I mean republicans are the one supporting a senile dude and transness being a mental illness is pretty shakey and an idea most of the medical community disagrees with
1 Kiru-Kokujin33 2019-02-04
i dont think anyone disagrees that trannies make awful soldiers
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-04
yup, almost all. pre-transition trans women and post-transition trans men tho
1 1029384756-mk2 2019-02-04
Right next to the same medical community supporting liposcutions as the cure for anorexia.
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-04
I mean HRT unironically almost always helps trans people
1 1029384756-mk2 2019-02-04
Sure. And liposuciton unironically almost always helps anorexic people. If you're dead then you got nothing to be depressed about.
It causes cancer, cardiovascular disease, sterility, doesen't actually fix the suicide rate, and in some cases makes it worse than before.
I mean, getting them to kill themselves faster is a fix I suppose.
1 normie_man 2019-02-04
truly perplexing ?
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-04
Tbf the guys in that Antifa group ‘redneck revolt’ had impressively long necks. That’s gotta give some sort of competitive advantage!
1 Valdincan 2019-02-04
Are people here seriously down voting that thread? Don't fucking bury the drama, dont downvote lolcows.
1 crocodiledicks69 2019-02-04
I want to see these retards try to invade Texas just to see what would happen. It would ultimately be best for Dramacoin
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-04
1 angrybroad 2019-02-04
Am country bumpkin, daughter, and sister of veterans. Lmao 😂😂😂
All you have to do is watch vids of angry little antifa fuckers trying to intimidate young “right wing” men to get an idea of what these dumbasses would be up against. In fact, knowing my culture, most good ole boy types would probably hesitate to hit them because of how goddamn scrawny they are 😂
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-02-04
I got banned from CTH for posting in this thread. Not sure whether it was for pointing out that the top post (which claims the poster must be a nazi sympathiser) is unlikely to be accurate given that the OP is from /r/gendercritical, or for pointing out that the OP basically has a good point because an overwhelming number of leftists are soyboys who argue that the government is fascist whilst simultaneously demanding said government disarms them, or claim going to the gym is a bad idea because it will make you right-wing.