last week i was a nobody. today i am somebody with 12 reddit followers

1  2019-02-04 by RandolphCox

could not have done it without my fans (randys little monsters). .will not let you guys down.

15 comments

uh oh now i am lucky # 13. someone pelase follow me quick for good fortune.

Post bussy, Randy.

you saw what happen to kate upton after her nudes got leaked? she is a nobody now. this is why you will neve rhit double digit followers like me.

I'm gonna hack your account and steal dat bussy, Randy. And there's nothing you can do to stop me. 🤪

please do not. i use same password for all accounts including bank and do not have tim eot change.

Then just post bussy 😏

Kate Upton is shaped like a deck of cards prove me wrong

Guess what you'll be next week?

still hung and blessed 😎

Based Randy Pastor

I’m here for bussy

You’re now responsible for the emotional wellbeing of 12 people. Last supper when?

it is 15 now hun.

Wonder why 🤫

One day my last account got three followers, and I’m such a paranoid little twat I somehow convinced myself it was my three office mates at work.

In my retarded fever dream they had somehow guessed my secret online identity and were scouring my history for offensive language to report to HR.

I fucking deleted my account.