Britbongs granted loicence to haf' a wank

1  2019-02-04 by DerekSavageCoolCuck

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Yawn, another brigade from Drama? They must be tired of disrespecting the trans community or creeping on underage children if they're willing to shit on a wholesome subreddit that actually does something to help others.

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Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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Oi you gotta loiscene for dat ejaculation govna?

Sorry ofessher it's stuck to me wallet.

What about Scotland?

I believe it's called a "Ham Shank."

Cause I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free to jerk off to thumbnail guy's pretty mouth getting ploughed by a train without a license.

Some of the acts previously listed by the CPS were legal to perform with a consenting adult, but were illegal to depict in photos or videos.

Why the extra letter?

You are granted the right to wank, but you must submit a second form after you start the process (but before your testicles shrink above 15% of original mass) for a provisional, one time use liscence to ejaculate. Failure to submit this form will result in perma-edge.