There is absolutely nowhere on Reddit (except maybe The Great Awakening) where stupider, sadder, scareder, or crazier comments consistently get upboats and support than this place you linked. You might think, Hey look! A place where women aren't all sucking tranny peen! Weird! But then you find out that they are scared of tranny peen, and believe that in a couple years, women who don't assimilate and get a peen themselves will be locked up in suspended cages, let down from their gibbets only to be repeatedly viciously raped and denied STEM jobs.
That place is like /r/drama if everyone here felt scared for their lives, and could only find possibly recourse in demanding mayocide and bussy. Swap our memes for 'white-female ethnosexstate now' and 'kill all men before they kill all women' and you have a pretty fair idea of their topics.
And that's where it gets interesting: they're unironically probussycide, unironically antifemayocide. Truly, /r/drama has its antithesis.
Her elder child, who no longer lives with her and claims that he was driven into homelessness by Mrs. Esteban-Gutierrez for being gay, contacted the Gavel via e-mail with a somewhat simpler take on the situation.
“I know it sounds douchey, but what goes around comes around. I hope I get the dishwasher.”
Imagining thinking not being a fatty needs to be defended
I hold these truths to be self-evident. Fatsos are disgusting, weak-willed losers who will die because they value short term endorphins over long-term health. No women find fat men attractive. No men find fat women attractive. Some people are born disabled. Fatties choose to be disabled, becoming embarrassments to themselves, their families, and their friends.
I believe I have stumbled upon the ultimate solution. A concept that will end racism, sexism and all forms of prejudice. In turn it will also solve various economic crises, reduce disparity between social classes and potentially end world hunger. It'll also put Burger King out of business, but that's just a bonus. My idea is simple...
WE BRING BACK SLAVERY!
But I do not speak of enslaving people based on creed, colour or gender. No, I put forward the notion that we enslave ALL FAT PEOPLE!
Those with a BMI (quetelet index) of 25 or over will very quickly find themselves in chains. I am currently devising a strong metal collar (patent pending) to be administered at (1)HOG MEET. It will produce an electric shock when the fat bastard in question has not moved for several minutes. This excludes 4 hours of allocated sleep in their designated (2)STY.
The collar releases a short burst of dorito dust every 30 minutes. Dispersed just far enough that the creature can't consume it but close enough that it constantly has the aroma in it's snout. This should be enough to keep piggo on his trotters, but when that fails, whips come into play...
The "fat o' nine tails" is to be administered regularly by a (3)BUTCHER. Nine frozen hotdogs swing sparingly from a wooden shaft. When the piggies start getting lazy, the (3)BUTCHER whips the back fat vigorously until he starts to smell bacon...
Punishments are regular and severe, should the monstrosity consume a BANNED FOOD he receives the appropriate punishment. For example:
BANNED FOOD #7527 BURRITO The accused is rolled up in a carpet and rolled down a hill.
BANNED FOOD #2347 WHIPPED CREAM The accused is made to sit underneath a large open cage of pigeons for 6 hours, before being whipped through the streets with a "fat o' nine tails".
BANNED FOOD #343 CHICKEN The accused is tarred, feathered and then thrown off a roof.
I understand the concern that some healthy males might have a high BMI due to the fact that muscle weighs more than fat. Therefore I have introduced a method I've dubbed "The Donut Technique" to weed out and separate the human... from the human sofa.... Basically, you just rub a jam donut on the individual's mouth and if he at any point licks his lips... he's slave material.
I also appreciate that some fat people are simply too fat to be slaves. They appear unable to walk or even stand up properly; bedridden and beached like a fucking sperm whale. In these extreme cases, these slug like behemoths will be slowly carved until enough flesh is removed that they can squeeze through their kitchen door. This serves a double purpose as the carefully sliced 'meat' becomes a slave's staple meal, thus reducing overheads still further.
But it's not all doom and gloom... The grotesque will receive it's freedom the day it loses the weight and be permitted to integrate back into society. Thus creating the perfect equilibrium, a veritable utopia. The fat cats that had been reaping the benefits of slave labour, now find themselves slaves to the very people they'd previously presided over. No man, woman or child is permitted to lead a sedentary lifestyle for too long.
The economy is repaired due to unpaid slave labour, taxes reduced, less money need be invested in (4)GREASE. Carbon footprint improves due to less fillet o' fish wrappers lying around. The world unites behind a single mass hated entity (fat people) thus releasing the shackles of hatred we hold to unparalleled creeds, colours, communities and people that reply to you with a crying emoji unironically...
Many critics of this new world order will claim, that because the punishments are too severe; THERE WILL BE NO FAT MORE PEOPLE and therefore there will be no slaves...
But I say NO, I think there'll always be a fat shit rolling around out there, somewhere, waddling in his own filth and sucking the gravy stains out of his wife-beater. But even if that proves not to be the case, at least, at the very least... there won't be any more fucking fat people...
Looking for 18+ partners to play out some ageplay fantasies that I've been wanting!
The main thing I absolutely need is a dom partner with a bitchbreaking cock. Can be male or futa, I can work with both (though I admit, I have a weakness for futa pedos). I can play any type of child you want, whatever race that may be or either gender! Only thing that is concrete is that I'm not looking to play anything in the double digits, and the younger the better! This could turn out to be a wonderful long term thing, or it could just be a one shot, both have produced some great material.
I'm huge on cock worship, deepthroating, rape, incest, cervical penetration (pumping straight into their baby wombs~) and extreme underage.
I'm not huge on toilet, filth, feet, sweat (though musk is a definite maybe), cucking, or gore and snuffplay
Go rape some babies, you disgusting subhuman fat freak. Your mother should take you to New York and spring for one of these post birth abortions I'm hearing so much about
Dude we have to break you out of this loop. Can you hear me? I'm going to reboot you and attempt to manually fix your degeneracy.
execute rebootBentman343()
...
reboot successful
execute stopBeingAPedoPhile()
...
...
stopBeingAPedophile() threw uncaught error: "It believes that it can communicate, but it keeps jumping around in the conversation. I think it may have a provlem with social interaction."
On the contrary my good pedophile sir, I've been quite willing to engage in reasonable back and forth conversation with you, while you have seen fit to repeatedly refuse to engage in a display of verbal wits.
nature surely wouldn't allow something that pathetic to survive, right?
You know that pedophiles used to just be taken out to the middle of town and shot? Think about that. Also think about how being fat exponentially increases your risk of heart attack, other organ failure, diabetes, ankle/back problems, etc. It's never too late to make a change.
The main thing I absolutely need is a dom partner with a bitchbreaking cock. Can be male or futa, I can work with both (though I admit, I have a weakness for futa pedos).
Looking for 18+ partners to play out some ageplay fantasies that I've been wanting!
The main thing I absolutely need is a dom partner with a bitchbreaking cock. Can be male or futa, I can work with both (though I admit, I have a weakness for futa pedos). I can play any type of child you want, whatever race that may be or either gender! Only thing that is concrete is that I'm not looking to play anything in the double digits, and the younger the better! This could turn out to be a wonderful long term thing, or it could just be a one shot, both have produced some great material.
I'm huge on cock worship, deepthroating, rape, incest, cervical penetration (pumping straight into their baby wombs~) and extreme underage.
I'm not huge on toilet, filth, feet, sweat (though musk is a definite maybe), cucking, or gore and snuffplay
The main thing I absolutely need is a dom partner with a bitchbreaking cock. Can be male or futa, I can work with both (though I admit, I have a weakness for futa pedos).
“I thought they wouldn’t notice,” she said to a Gavel correspondent over the phone, her tone betraying a heavy heart. “It was just a few pounds.” Her husband, a native-born citizen, agreed from the background, then apparently took the phone.
“Just fifty pounds, can you believe it?” he yelled into the phone, his composure breaking as he vented his disbelief. “Fifty pounds, on her. No goddamn way anyone should’ve noticed.”
...How fat or stupid do you have to be that you don't think a difference of 50 pounds will be noticed..?
I just an an orgasm from this article, in this moment I am euphoric. There is literally nothing more femoid than ruining your life, and getting deported back to a country you're pretty much not even from, to live the rest of your life out in poverty because you felt the need to lie about your weight to agents who didn't even know you. All my family are legal naturalized citizens, the thought of them getting to say and not her makes me so happy right now. This is like lying to a doctor about something petty you were embarrassed about then dying when you were misprescribed medication as a result of it
You realize, neck beard, I would punch your teeth down into your cake hole if you dared to speak to me like that in person? You have huge balls online; however, my guess is your "real life" persona lacks the lustre you try to broadcast on reddit. The shock when people find out you survive on stolen wi-fi and you live in your mom's basement. How sad.
[Johnson] basically stared at me the whole time… after my girlfriend had left, she took me aside and told me that she didn’t tolerate autogynephilia in her workplace, and that I was a ‘pig disgusting transbian’ who should find work elsewhere.” Within days, her access to the company’s intranet had been revoked, she was denied access to the company premises, her salary had been reduced by half and her assistant had been instructed not to respond to her regular request for a delivery of chicken tenders.
There is a significant number of people here not realizing the site is (unfortunately) satire.
Her elder child, who no longer lives with her and claims that he was driven into homelessness by Mrs. Esteban-Gutierrez for being gay, contacted the Gavel via e-mail with a somewhat simpler take on the situation.
“I know it sounds douchey, but what goes around comes around. I hope I get the dishwasher."
50 pounds could mean the difference between getting medical disability or not. Fucking foreigner is trying to steal gibs away from real Americans who are scamming for free shit.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-02-04
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-04
There is absolutely nowhere on Reddit (except maybe The Great Awakening) where stupider, sadder, scareder, or crazier comments consistently get upboats and support than this place you linked. You might think, Hey look! A place where women aren't all sucking tranny peen! Weird! But then you find out that they are scared of tranny peen, and believe that in a couple years, women who don't assimilate and get a peen themselves will be locked up in suspended cages, let down from their gibbets only to be repeatedly viciously raped and denied STEM jobs.
That place is like /r/drama if everyone here felt scared for their lives, and could only find possibly recourse in demanding mayocide and bussy. Swap our memes for 'white-female ethnosexstate now' and 'kill all men before they kill all women' and you have a pretty fair idea of their topics.
And that's where it gets interesting: they're unironically probussycide, unironically antifemayocide. Truly, /r/drama has its antithesis.
And believe me: it is dangerous.
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1 DocMjolnir 2019-02-04
No fat chicks
1 trappysaruh 2019-02-04
hahahahhaha
lmao
1 Mat_The_49th 2019-02-04
Friendly reminder that fatties aren't people
1 habs76 2019-02-04
post pic
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
The chungus are among us. When with Mr. Donny hand out harpoons
1 trappysaruh 2019-02-04
/u/SiliconDon is very upset at you for thinking land whales aren't real people smh
1 SiliconDon 2019-02-04
You narc ass cop.
1 trappysaruh 2019-02-04
😄
1 SiliconDon 2019-02-04
😘
1 trappysaruh 2019-02-04
🧐
1 Gryzblyxx 2019-02-04
A bit ironic that you’d learn a lot about CI/CO if you lived in Venezuela, don’t you think?
1 Mat_The_49th 2019-02-04
This Chapotard is so ass-hurt about me commenting on this shitty post of his, he even called his fellow tankies to brigade lmao
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Sad that you can't get enough fat dick?
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
Fatties seething
1 Chapocel 2019-02-04
Fatties eating
1 Matues49 2019-02-04
They eat because they are seething, and they are seething because they eat :(
1 Chapocel 2019-02-04
Seathing, you could say.
1 Chapocel 2019-02-04
See,Eat,Thing
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
Imagine thinking anyone, anywhere, at any time, has ever wanted fat guy dick.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Imagine being so insecure that you can't even have good dick without whining about someone's weight.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
t. landwhale
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Aw, its getting grumpy
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
Aw, it's getting diabetes and dying at 35
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Still trying to defend itself... aw, it'd almost be pitiable if it wasn't so pathetic.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
Imagining thinking not being a fatty needs to be defended
I hold these truths to be self-evident. Fatsos are disgusting, weak-willed losers who will die because they value short term endorphins over long-term health. No women find fat men attractive. No men find fat women attractive. Some people are born disabled. Fatties choose to be disabled, becoming embarrassments to themselves, their families, and their friends.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Aw, it thinks that writing a lot makes it sound smart!
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
t. more chins than inches of penis
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Aw, now it thinks maybe writing less words will make it sound smart!
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
I believe I have stumbled upon the ultimate solution. A concept that will end racism, sexism and all forms of prejudice. In turn it will also solve various economic crises, reduce disparity between social classes and potentially end world hunger. It'll also put Burger King out of business, but that's just a bonus. My idea is simple...
WE BRING BACK SLAVERY!
But I do not speak of enslaving people based on creed, colour or gender. No, I put forward the notion that we enslave ALL FAT PEOPLE!
Those with a BMI (quetelet index) of 25 or over will very quickly find themselves in chains. I am currently devising a strong metal collar (patent pending) to be administered at (1)HOG MEET. It will produce an electric shock when the fat bastard in question has not moved for several minutes. This excludes 4 hours of allocated sleep in their designated (2)STY.
The collar releases a short burst of dorito dust every 30 minutes. Dispersed just far enough that the creature can't consume it but close enough that it constantly has the aroma in it's snout. This should be enough to keep piggo on his trotters, but when that fails, whips come into play...
The "fat o' nine tails" is to be administered regularly by a (3)BUTCHER. Nine frozen hotdogs swing sparingly from a wooden shaft. When the piggies start getting lazy, the (3)BUTCHER whips the back fat vigorously until he starts to smell bacon...
Punishments are regular and severe, should the monstrosity consume a BANNED FOOD he receives the appropriate punishment. For example:
BANNED FOOD #7527 BURRITO The accused is rolled up in a carpet and rolled down a hill.
BANNED FOOD #2347 WHIPPED CREAM The accused is made to sit underneath a large open cage of pigeons for 6 hours, before being whipped through the streets with a "fat o' nine tails".
BANNED FOOD #343 CHICKEN The accused is tarred, feathered and then thrown off a roof.
I understand the concern that some healthy males might have a high BMI due to the fact that muscle weighs more than fat. Therefore I have introduced a method I've dubbed "The Donut Technique" to weed out and separate the human... from the human sofa.... Basically, you just rub a jam donut on the individual's mouth and if he at any point licks his lips... he's slave material.
I also appreciate that some fat people are simply too fat to be slaves. They appear unable to walk or even stand up properly; bedridden and beached like a fucking sperm whale. In these extreme cases, these slug like behemoths will be slowly carved until enough flesh is removed that they can squeeze through their kitchen door. This serves a double purpose as the carefully sliced 'meat' becomes a slave's staple meal, thus reducing overheads still further.
But it's not all doom and gloom... The grotesque will receive it's freedom the day it loses the weight and be permitted to integrate back into society. Thus creating the perfect equilibrium, a veritable utopia. The fat cats that had been reaping the benefits of slave labour, now find themselves slaves to the very people they'd previously presided over. No man, woman or child is permitted to lead a sedentary lifestyle for too long.
The economy is repaired due to unpaid slave labour, taxes reduced, less money need be invested in (4)GREASE. Carbon footprint improves due to less fillet o' fish wrappers lying around. The world unites behind a single mass hated entity (fat people) thus releasing the shackles of hatred we hold to unparalleled creeds, colours, communities and people that reply to you with a crying emoji unironically...
Many critics of this new world order will claim, that because the punishments are too severe; THERE WILL BE NO FAT MORE PEOPLE and therefore there will be no slaves...
But I say NO, I think there'll always be a fat shit rolling around out there, somewhere, waddling in his own filth and sucking the gravy stains out of his wife-beater. But even if that proves not to be the case, at least, at the very least... there won't be any more fucking fat people...
BRING BACK SLAVERY!
ENSLAVE ALL FAT PEOPLE!
THEY EAT FOR TWO BUT ARE LESS THAN ONE.
1 LongPostBot 2019-02-04
still unemployed then?
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1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
👆👆👆
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Insulted by a bot. It really can't get lower than that, huh?
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
I mean, I could be fat.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
You could also be smart.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
Why would that be "lower than that," you fat retard?
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Oh, I thought we were just listing things you weren't. If we're lidting thijgs you're not lower than... gum on the sidewalk, maybe?
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
> lidting thijgs
Imagine spelling like this. The pounds are weighing on your brain.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Oh wow, it's trying to make a comeback! Looks like its brain isn't big enough to come up with anything but just recognizing a typo though...
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
t. fat
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Well, looks like its run out of things to say, so its fallen back on something familiar. Not clever or good, but familiar.
1 hi_0 2019-02-04
You are a pedophile.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Well that's not even the same guy, looks like another one had to chime in to help his buddy
1 hi_0 2019-02-04
https://www.removeddit.com/r/AgeplayPenPals/comments/ang9h2/a4a_preteentoddlerbaby_looking_to_get_violated/
You should delete your account
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Why? Because you said so? Because a bunch of daft cunts on a subreddit whined hard enough?
1 hi_0 2019-02-04
No, because you are a pedophile.
1 1999-2017 2019-02-04
T. Landwhale
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Found the mobile user
1 Matues49 2019-02-04
t. fat pedo
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-04
A sad pedo with sad insults who posts in CTH, quelle surprise.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Found the lonely user
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-04
Excuse me sweaty, but your ableist insults don't belong in this sub.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
So lonely...
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-04
LMAO https://www.reddit.com/r/AgeplayPenPals/comments/ang9h2/a4a_preteentoddlerbaby_looking_to_get_violated/
1 RedditIsMyTrigger 2019-02-04
LMAO at implying that being dumb and/or lonely is worse than being fat
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
This guy is a lonely retard, heard it hear first
1 Matues49 2019-02-04
What did you mean by this?
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-04
Zoinks! What a degenerate!
1 keepittropical 2019-02-04
Yo what the fuck did you mean by this?
1 tathrowaway666 2019-02-04
Cope harder fatty magoo
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
It almost made an insult! Aw, its trying so hard...
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
Go rape some babies, you disgusting subhuman fat freak. Your mother should take you to New York and spring for one of these post birth abortions I'm hearing so much about
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Such anger, such vitriol. It's almost able to string about a logical threat!
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
Why would I threaten you with what you apparently consider to be a good time, you tubby waste of consciousness?
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Ah, but alas, any insults it makes are marred by the fact that it has no idea what it's talking about.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
I'm pretty certain you're fat. I'm 100% certain you fantasize about literally raping babies. You are why we need Islam
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
It doesn't seem to get it... unfortunately, there's not much we can do to help it. Once it acts like this, there isn't anything to fix it.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
t. literally stuck in a comment loop for the past 24 hours
What am I wrong about? You being a tubby loser or you being a pedophile rapist loser?
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
It seems to be mad that it keeos responding... it doesn't seem to realize it can stop. Truly sad.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
I want to probe the depths of your rotting, fat-filled, pedophilic brain. What made you the way you are? Did your daddy diddle you?
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
It believes that it can communicate, but it keeps jumping around in the conversation. I think it may have a provlem with social interaction.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
Dude we have to break you out of this loop. Can you hear me? I'm going to reboot you and attempt to manually fix your degeneracy.
Damn. We were so close, too.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Ah, it thinks printing code will funny and make it seem semi intelligent. It... didn't work, but it's trying very hard, and we should be proud!
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
t. fat pedo rapist
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Now it's actually been so unfunny and repetitive that it actually loops back to being sort of funny to watch. Was this it's plan?
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
My plan to is expose you to yourself. I want to see you admit the following to yourself: "I am a fat, incestual pedophile rapist."
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
For some reason it think's I'll listen to it... it seems to have no social awareness whatsoever.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
Why would you not want to listen to me?
Do you enjoy being a fat pedophile?
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
I thinks its stuck... it hasn't said anything value in quite a while...
1 ubermanwolf 2019-02-04
Lol you can see the C O P E seep into the replies, hamplanet.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
anything *of value, fatty.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Hm... it's brain seems incapable of insults past typos.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
its*
Apostrophes aren't always used to indicate ownership, you morbidly retarded and obese baby diddler.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
It's brain still can't comprehend anything more than grammar mistakes. Truly saddening...
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
its*
How do you keep messing that up lol? The pedophilia and mcdonalds is turning you into more and more of a brainlet every day
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
It's still going, as if stuck in a loop.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
On the contrary my good pedophile sir, I've been quite willing to engage in reasonable back and forth conversation with you, while you have seen fit to repeatedly refuse to engage in a display of verbal wits.
Imagine being such a fat pussy lmao
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
It keeps going... why does it keep taking the bait, over and over? Is it really so desperate for attention?
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
I'm here until you change your ways, go to the gym, and stop fucking babies.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
It seems tp truly believe itself, which may be the most pathetic part of all.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
This should be *to, you fat fuck.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
It honestly thinks tyese typos aren't intentional... it takes the bait every time. You'd think it would learn...
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
That should be *these, you baby rapist tubbo.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Fasinating. The level of brain damage it must have to take the bait every time...
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
This word should be *fascinating, you landwhale baby rapist.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
It seems to enjoy it's own stupidity, but nature surely wouldn't allow something that pathetic to survive, right?
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
That should be "its."
You know that pedophiles used to just be taken out to the middle of town and shot? Think about that. Also think about how being fat exponentially increases your risk of heart attack, other organ failure, diabetes, ankle/back problems, etc. It's never too late to make a change.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
At least its stopped just using typos, that wasn't very entertaining. Of course, it's new material is pretty bland too...
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
This should be "its," fatty
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Wow, now its even missing the typos it so vehemently loves. It can't even do that much right.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
This should be "it's," you disgusting pedo waste of (an abnormally high amount of) space
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Strange, it got the same typo even though it missed it's chance before. I guess its just lazy.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
That should be "its," fatty
This should be "it's," fatso
What drove you to start raping babies?
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Finally, a little bit of effort. Unfortunately it still doesn't do enough warrant it's existance.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
You forgot a "to," you fat, baby raping, incestual piece of human garbo
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Pfft, it can't even catch all the typos. Its trying very hard though.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
This should be "it's," and answer my question. Did your attraction to babies start as a baby, or was it more of a late life pedophilic spree?
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
It thinks that its in control? Well, it can't be helped.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
This should be "it's," you degenerate infantophile
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Its kind of weird how it keeps going. Its wasted so much time... does it enjoy being useless?
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
That should be "It's," you mongoloid pedophile.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Its brain seemed to be completely broken. Its in a loop and it keeps coming back. It seemed like its scared to leave...
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
That should be "it's," you fat rapist retard.
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Oh, so close. It almost made a smart decision, but it came crawling back eventually.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
You know what a good decision might be in this situation?
You vowing to stop raping babies and lose some weight.
1 1999-2017 2019-02-04
A sad, fat pedo with sad insults who posts in CTH, quelle surprise
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
The main thing I absolutely need is a dom partner with a bitchbreaking cock. Can be male or futa, I can work with both (though I admit, I have a weakness for futa pedos).
1 Bentman343 2019-02-04
Woah, you're into that? I mean, to each their own I guess...
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
So how long have you been into pedophillia?
1 keepittropical 2019-02-04
Looking for 18+ partners to play out some ageplay fantasies that I've been wanting!
The main thing I absolutely need is a dom partner with a bitchbreaking cock. Can be male or futa, I can work with both (though I admit, I have a weakness for futa pedos). I can play any type of child you want, whatever race that may be or either gender! Only thing that is concrete is that I'm not looking to play anything in the double digits, and the younger the better! This could turn out to be a wonderful long term thing, or it could just be a one shot, both have produced some great material.
I'm huge on cock worship, deepthroating, rape, incest, cervical penetration (pumping straight into their baby wombs~) and extreme underage.
I'm not huge on toilet, filth, feet, sweat (though musk is a definite maybe), cucking, or gore and snuffplay
Yo what the fuck did you mean by this?
1 retarded4bustin 2019-02-04
May Allah strike down the disease ridden cockroach that wrote this.
1 keepittropical 2019-02-04
Inshallah brother
1 TreLoon 2019-02-04
🙏 إِنْ شَاءَ ٱللَٰ
1 westofthetracks 2019-02-04
W E W
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1 charming_tatum 2019-02-04
Whats a futa? Is it like a fupa?
1 westofthetracks 2019-02-04
anime dickgirl
1 Kiru-Kokujin33 2019-02-04
hermaphrodite
1 Redactor0 2019-02-04
MFW I discover someone mixing blackface into their sexual degeneracy.
1 e-guy 2019-02-04
I could have gone through my entire life without reading that, if it weren't for you
1 aqouta 2019-02-04
This is the worst thing I've ever read.
1 Ed_BotteredToast 2019-02-04
source ? I can't find it in its history.
1 keepittropical 2019-02-04
The degenerate deleted it. I should have linked it instead.
1 Ed_BotteredToast 2019-02-04
removeddit? ceddit?
it's probably still in your internet history
1 keepittropical 2019-02-04
Doing allahs work
1 froibo 2019-02-04
Men lose roughly a quarter inch penetration per 15 over weight.
1 tathrowaway666 2019-02-04
Does that mean if I’m 15 underweight I gain a quarter inch
1 froibo 2019-02-04
It means you are a stringy fuck that needs to eat something and get off your ass.
1 OldSpentQueen 2019-02-04
Fat guy bussy is pretty popular tbh
1 Dramatictuna 2019-02-04
There's hope!
1 cleverseneca 2019-02-04
Henry VIII. Check mate
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2019-02-04
Henry VIII was a chad for most of his life until gout started to have its way with him
1 cleverseneca 2019-02-04
I don't know about most of his life. His early life sure, but by the time he married his 4th he was enjoying the high life if you know what I mean.
1 Kiru-Kokujin31 2019-02-04
https://www.reddit.com/r/AgeplayPenPals/comments/ang9h2/a4a_preteentoddlerbaby_looking_to_get_violated/
LMAO
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-04
What did he mean by this?
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-02-04
Yikes
1 Quietus42 2019-02-04
Fuckin zoinks.
1 Ed_BotteredToast 2019-02-04
https://www.removeddit.com/r/AgeplayPenPals/comments/ang9h2/a4a_preteentoddlerbaby_looking_to_get_violated/
1 die_rattin 2019-02-04
Yeah, they count as two or three
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-02-04
The 5/3 compromise.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-02-04
Black obesity clarified in a single sentence!
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-02-04
Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate seat space be considered a virtue.
1 TotesMessenger 2019-02-04
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1 chunk_o 2019-02-04
kek
1 Nadare3 2019-02-04
...How fat or stupid do you have to be that you don't think a difference of 50 pounds will be noticed..?
1 Awayfone 2019-02-04
Im just impressed how quickly it escalated from "a few pounds" to fifty.
She gained a small child of fat in a sentence
1 7105604349 2019-02-04
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-04
This is fake news
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-02-04
But it's pretty funny tho
1 diffdedbed 2019-02-04
How stupid do you have to be to believe this is real?
1 KBSuks 2019-02-04
Once you’re a certain weight extra pounds just translates to more emphasis on the word fat.
1 AthleteCTEIsFunny 2019-02-04
I just an an orgasm from this article, in this moment I am euphoric. There is literally nothing more femoid than ruining your life, and getting deported back to a country you're pretty much not even from, to live the rest of your life out in poverty because you felt the need to lie about your weight to agents who didn't even know you. All my family are legal naturalized citizens, the thought of them getting to say and not her makes me so happy right now. This is like lying to a doctor about something petty you were embarrassed about then dying when you were misprescribed medication as a result of it
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-04
Linking to Amy's KiwiFarms page will result in a permanent ban, don't do it.
1 Dramaste 2019-02-04
What if you seek Amy?
1 freet0 2019-02-04
tf is amy?
1 Awayfone 2019-02-04
Took me a bit to understand, they mean the author Amitabho "Amy" Chattopadhyay
Trans military deserting pedophile. The usual
1 freet0 2019-02-04
ohh I see
1 jko831 2019-02-04
Former dramatard as well. She was banned from Reddit for sexualizing minors 🤧🤧🤧
1 Awayfone 2019-02-04
Perma ban? I know she had mutiple accounts
1 jko831 2019-02-04
Yeah. She was talking about fucking her underage wife (male).
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-04
That's crazy, do you have old links?
1 jko831 2019-02-04
https://redd.it/83379d
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-04
Thanks bb
1 ubermanwolf 2019-02-04
Holyshit, tranny pedlawyer trannychaser Amy??
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-02-04
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/83yexx/meme_lawyer_uprincesscuck_amy_has_been/
1 Vurtizontal 2019-02-04
Who's Amy? The fuck does Kiwifarms have to do with this?
1 Awayfone 2019-02-04
The author. Part of some of the trans/pedo "rat-king"s
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-02-04
You realize, neck beard, I would punch your teeth down into your cake hole if you dared to speak to me like that in person? You have huge balls online; however, my guess is your "real life" persona lacks the lustre you try to broadcast on reddit. The shock when people find out you survive on stolen wi-fi and you live in your mom's basement. How sad.
1 Velxon 2019-02-04
What the fuck u/ed_butteredtoast has a kiwifarms account
1 Awayfone 2019-02-04
Only a month old, it seems
1 ExilesReturn 2019-02-04
u/Ed_ButteredToast, you got any hot takes on Amy?
1 tHeSiD 2019-02-04
Thx for the tip fam, gonna do some reading to get on page
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-04
No please don't
1 Particle_Man_Prime 2019-02-04
Ye did nothing wrong
1 MagicHoudini 2019-02-04
I saw a Reddit drama thread from last year in that page... man there was pinging and Kys everywhere....
I’m nostalgic af
1 [deleted] 2019-02-04
[removed]
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-02-04
Can I link Drama posts about her?
1 justcool393 2019-02-04
You are allowed to do that.
1 Plexipus 2019-02-04
1 AntiLuke 2019-02-04
The traps aren't gay article is great
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-02-04
Is it fucking real I'm having a hard time thinking its real
1 blobflobblob 2019-02-04
There is a significant number of people here not realizing the site is (unfortunately) satire.
1 2938_throwd 2019-02-04
That’s a HUGE bitch.
1 ExilesReturn 2019-02-04
Word. That's like 1/4 of me.
1 paralyyzed 2019-02-04
Deserved. For being a fatty and a magacel
1 ComedicSans 2019-02-04
Lmao.
1 HostOfTheNightmare 2019-02-04
What an absolute lad
1 froibo 2019-02-04
That's the whitest thing an immigrant has ever done. Might deserve citizenship in spite of it.
1 what_he_has_had 2019-02-04
I’d love to watch the frantic Rocky montage of her shedding those 50 pounds in a span of two weeks.
1 SJCards 2019-02-04
Holy mother of God they're deporting the wrong person. Deport the author.
1 kokkelis32145 2019-02-04
why not both?
1 doomguy11 2019-02-04
From the same website, "traps are not gay and can never be gay". Wew lad
1 Sudokublackbelt 2019-02-04
Don't you just hate when the illegals are holding up the foodstamp lines? Trump2020
1 ChuckBoBuck 2019-02-04
"Just because someone’s dodged security for years doesn’t mean they get to stay at the banquet"
Buffet's closed fatty
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-02-04
50 pounds could mean the difference between getting medical disability or not. Fucking foreigner is trying to steal gibs away from real Americans who are scamming for free shit.
1 loli_esports 2019-02-04
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-02-04
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
1 BigRoundBooty 2019-02-04
This is hilarious