Hahaha, you were so butthurt you reported all my posts to the moderators too.

You win this one, I'm not allowed to make fun of you anymore. Enjoy living your internet life every day, goodbye.

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Definitely sentient. Hundred percent

Wait he was behind the egg instagram shit?

If you read this article it says that fuckjerry media was behind it in an unofficial capacity as well. So i guess gallowboob works with fuckjerry now somehow...could be drama there

About a week/month whatever, GB as a mod of the shittiest sub ever r/politicalhumor stickies his shitty wanna be thoughts on the MAGA hat kids and as he is a cum guzzler pro he leaped to obvious conclusion of them being hitler reborn and gained thousands of upclicks , however at the same time another sub, pics or some shit, posts the same picture but the top comment debunks the majority of it with 2 + hour long full video. GB locks the thread and removes the comments in support of the MAGA kids and stickies a rant about how everyone who could support them is an idiots

Soo with all that said it comes as no surprise that he is volunteering/getting paid to fake news daddy trump

The slimeball made another sticky recently claiming that he was defending the kids. I say this without irony: fuck that manipulative piece of shit.

Hating Gallowboob something left and right agree on. On Subject of gallowboob everyone is radical centrist.

Yup. I never really had a problem with him til he wanted to get political. Fuck GB now and forever.

GB is harassing children again?

Stop talking about GB sending dickpics to minors, it got the sub closed a few months ago.

/u/gallowboob sent dick picks to a minor

😠😠😠

RIP /r/drama

Wasn't it fake anyway or something?

thats what (((they))) want you to think.

the guy who received the pics admitted to not being a minor so the entire situation is slander, because no way an actual minor could be intimidated by several adults into saying what reddit staff wanted him to say

It was real sexual harassment.

Yeah, I agree, though I think the pedo accusations is a little much

ayyyyy i havent heard one redeamable thing about this garbage human

that he is volunteering/getting paid

He's 100% getting paid. Shit like this is the beginning of how Digg died. We just need two or three more "gallowboob"s to kill off reddit completely (and also a similar, viable platform for people to jump to)

All I know about fuckjerry is those are the Fyre Festical guys. A good omen.

r/fuckfuckjerry

From what I gathered from my comedian and journalist friends, fuckjerry steals a lot of content from small time comedians. Guess its only natural they're with the boob

I, too, just watched the newest JRE.

whats jre?

Jennifer Raw-rence's Exposed (Butthole)

I'd watch it

You'd being watching SHit.

Joe Rogan experience. He has redban (the comedian who helped him start the podcast) on. So they had all the time in the world to address controversies like the jack Dorsey thing.

Drink your Ovaltine

Ewwwwww I liked that photo :(

Leave it to the dumbass stealing 9gag memes to steal credit for starting an instagram one

the word "influencers" makes me wanna hang myself on god

synonymous with "ad whore"

I read the article, and found this quote he made hilarious in light of everything right now...

"It’s been fascinating watching one of the biggest, ‘famous,’ media influencers today be overtaken by the shitposting meme masses,” Allam told Forbes. “This is what the internet is all about. When and if the day comes where a random comedic meme cannot overtake one of the biggest social media sponsor money-pump in existence, we’ll be able to say that the internet as we knew it is dead. Until that day comes we can rejoice in watching the organic noise echo louder than the money machines of our internet today.”

Now I'm not saying he's the biggest money pump in reddit existence, but given the recent events and all the shitposts recently that are definitely echoing louder than him right now... This quote is quite glorious.

What whole Netflix ad drama?

He shilled for Netflix on /r/oddlysatisfying and then deleted every comment calling him out for shilling because he is a loser powermod.

Mods aren't supposed to be paid right? Why is he able benefit from the position, monetarily

>thinking the admins enforce rules when they don't want to.

Lol

He curates a lot of stolen content which drives traffic to reddit so I would assume they turn a blind eye to a lot of his fuckery

So he’s like the Ebaum’s world of modern times

Does that make /r/drama an even more autistic YTMND?

Not really surprising seeing how busy their marketing dept has been forcing memes for the last 3-4 years

Well when the novelty of their original content wears off, people realize it's shit and shit on it

No idea who this guy is. There are soccer moms with more than 5k instagram followers.

Don't learn about him. He's just an annoying reddit user that steals content from others, and also sends dick pics to underage kids

He is a CTH hog poster?

Somehow, some way, he seems to be worse. Maybe it's just a visibility thing, but I hate that smug cunt.

Is he Muslim?

He's a gay Muslim

Don’t forget that he works for Netflix.

"Requested"

Come on OP. Why even bother?

#metoo

based

"Public figure"

For what I’ve gathered he just really seems to be a karma whore, am i correct in that assessment?

He’s not just a karma whore. He is the karma whore.

He invented the repost

I wonder if his reddit infamy is finally giving him his own Britney phase.

Unidan 2.0 when?

gallowboob is sincerely worried about becoming a meme himself which would be poetry. he understands how social media pile ons work

He knows how they work which means the more he reacts the more people point it out and the more he’s talked about. This is what he wants.

WE ARE HIS WORST NIGHTMARE. LETS AVENGE PINGS.

FOR THE PINGS. FORWARD NOT ONE STEP BACK. DO NOT COUNT POSTS, DO NOT COUNT MEMES, COUNT ONLY THE NUMBER OF ANGRY GALLOWBOOBS TEMPERTANTRUMS.

Like how he has a scam company as his highest achievement. Supload iirc was scuttled when it came out they were frauds and just wanted peoples money to work in the project that is impossible to do.

I still don’t understand this whole situation

It's better that way.

thanks

When drama goes private again can I be let in

metoo

samesies.

#metoo

No, get the fuck from round her bruh

Pla

add me to the list pls

Wtf even I have more followers than he does and all I post are selfies.

All I found were butthole pics

Is it winking or blinking?

paying for bots doesn't count.

Weird flex, but ok

Get out out OUT

Well you'd think someone actively trying to become internet famous would have more followers, ya know?

It's been my experience that people who are "trying" blow themselves up to be bigger than they actually are. Not surprising a lying cheat like GB is a complete poser. I think we should throw the last of the clickbait journalists a bone before they head off to coding school and hook them up with enough information to do an outrage piece on GB. We can sit back and watch the fireworks and enjoy all the hate and discontent.

🤢

yikes ur a mayo fag

Creepy flex, but okay.

y'all can't play nice

Public Figure

5k Followers

There are thotties from my graduating class with more than 5k, lmao

Send me pictures of their "public figure"

More like pubic figure am I rite bois?

Wtf that egg was GB post

Yeah I didn't get that either

Nah, I dunno what the fuck he’s on but the guy who actually posted the egg did an interview.

Chris Godfrey, 29, in the U.K.

Had to google it myself tho ngl

Bored panda ? I think we might need email campaign.

I want to shave his beard with a 12 gauge.

inshallah

So he steals shit and uploads to Bored Panda also?

Wow now I really don't like this dude.

Literally who

sponsored by flixnet

public figure

🤣🤣🤣

Wait, he's the one who did the Instagram egg shit? Goddammit.

Nope, Chris Godfrey did.

i truly despise this man.

Lol dude bought a 5,000 follower Instagram package and already 7 of them left.