A Selection of Overly Dramatic Outbursts Regarding the Tightening of Reddit's Rules Against Loli
1 2019-02-06 by want-dick-in-butt-xd
Greetings, fellow dramanauts. Today I will be presenting you with a smattering of overly dramatic outbursts from weeaboos regarding the recent changing of Reddit's rules to thus:
Reddit prohibits any sexual or suggestive content involving minors or someone who appears to be a minor.
This includes child sexual abuse imagery, child pornography, and any other content, including fantasy content (e.g. stories, “loli”/anime cartoons), that depicts encourages or promotes pedophilia, child sexual exploitation, or otherwise sexualizes minors or someone who appears to be a minor. Depending on the context, this can in some cases include depictions of minors that are fully clothed and not engaged in overtly sexual acts.
Without further ado, here's our selection:
Okay... lolis were the only thing to keep me distracted from depression.
They have been trying to get rid of you for a while now. You are the admins white whale.
*sigh* I guess I have to post this so here we go again and again and again:
1. Lolis are drawings, not involve real one.
2. If lolis makes you criminal, how is playing GTA not make you one?
3. Is 1000000 yo elf considered loli?
5. Depiction is in the eye of the beholder.
6. Lolicon =/= Pedophile =/= Child Molester
Well whatever, nobody listens anyway even if anyone share rikafag's video about loli art.
mmBuuuuuttt......LoLiCOn iS pEeEeeEd-
147 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-06
I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.
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I understand that you guys are just... - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is
Welp, time to leave Reddit! - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is
They have been trying to get rid of... - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is
You can only get harrassed so many ... - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is
They might as well just ban anime e... - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is
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I object strongly to this. Banning ... - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is
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1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-02-06
Snappy trash that fedora NOW
1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2019-02-06
Random junk will go here as I find it:
Found a prime lolcow while I was sifting through this. He's really obsessed with the loli ban and keeps talking about how he's 22 but looks like a little boy and therefore loli is ok. He posted about this no less than three times. His most recent post at this time is linking to a certain subreddit for girls who look underage but aren't which I don't want to link. In the pinned post on his profile, he refers to lolicon as his "main preference."
1 Communist_Necrophile 2019-02-06
Fuck you op this post is pathetic and loli is a legitimate form of art.
This reddit ban on a totally legal form of expression represents a direct threat to free speech and our fundamental rights to such.
If you don't support free speech get the fuck out of /r/drama you pussies.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-02-06
why's there not freedom of sexual expression smh
1 White_Dudeness 2019-02-06
This, but about pinging.
1 ryandanegayin 2019-02-06
Fuck you op this post is pathetic and pinging is a legitimate form of art.
This reddit ban on a totally legal form of expression represents a direct threat to free speech and our fundamental rights to such.
If you don't support free speech get the fuck out of r/drama you pussies.
1 otherwiseyep 2019-02-06
You are doing the Lord's work
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-02-06
smh thought there was going to be more here not even an edit
1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2019-02-06
I put most of what I found in the post. I wanted to have a section on individuals who got really pissed off and generated a lot of hot takes on their own but this guy was the only one I could find and he wasn't enough to justify lengthening the post so I put it in the comment.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-02-06
alright fair I still appreciate your work
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-02-06
😍😍😍
1 actualstrawman 2019-02-06
Imagine Andy Milonakis using this as an excuse lmao
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-02-06
Just kill all loli-cels and be done with it.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-02-06
put the weebs against the wall
1 -6x- 2019-02-06
Important reminder: ironic weebs are still weebs.
1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-06
Luckily there is a simple test. Anyone who plays Kingdom Hearts and likes the Final Fantasy characters more then the Disney characters is immediately deported to Central Asia.
1 iTomes 2019-02-06
> Implying that you can play Kingdom Hearts without being a fucking weeb.
Ouch.
1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-06
As long as for every hour of Kingdom Hearts you play an hour of Half-Life you should be fine.
1 2938_throwd 2019-02-06
Dude HalfLife LMAO
le headcrabs super spooky haha lmao. That plot gives me nostalgias wow. Just shutters. I can’t wait for HalfLife 3, amirite fellow gamer?🤪
1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-06
Go back to /r/Gamingcirclejerk
1 2938_throwd 2019-02-06
Haha, but like the cake is a lie. Get it? Huh? 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶It’s a reference to an underrated gem called Portal haha. Its so cool to meet another REAL gamer!!😝
1 WHOMSTDVED_DID_THIS 2019-02-06
this but actually
1 AlrightGinger 2019-02-06
okay that was kinda cringe doe 🤓
1 Lysis10 2019-02-06
oh shit
welp, can I just get at least deported to a first world?
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-02-06
be a true steppe warrior and ride around in a toyota pickup with the lads and your trusty machine gun
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-02-06
disney is anime too cmv
1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-06
In Disney movies the protagonists actually kiss at the end.
1 skeetus_yosemite 2019-02-06
yeah in anime they go straight to anal
1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-06
1 Frostfright 2019-02-06
I don't think even Final Fantasy fans like the Final Fantasy characters more than the Disney characters in Kingdom Hearts.
unless they're fucking soulless
1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-06
Good point, how about anyone who even knows the names of more than 2 Final Fantasy characters.
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-02-06
Uhhhhh
1 PM_ME_UR_NIPPLES_BAE 2019-02-06
Anyone who plays Kingdom Hearts is a good enough metric tbh
1 keeeeshawn 2019-02-06
Anyone who plays Disney games besides the Incredibles on GameCube
1 throwawayaccount_34 2019-02-06
I say line the mouths on the curb but I guess all in all it’s a means to an end
1 headasplodes 2019-02-06
Seriously how are there so many fucking pedos
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-02-06
A N I M E
1 matt123hihat 2019-02-06
Nah I don’t think all anime is directly related to pedophilia, but those guys are 100% pedophiles.
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-02-06
I think that's pretty obvious bruh
1 otherwiseyep 2019-02-06
Not all peos are anime fans but...
1 here_for_news1 2019-02-06
Yeah but a lot of it is. There's like 1% of anime that's palatable or good, and the rest is about fucking kids in some capacity or another.
1 matt123hihat 2019-02-06
I’m really not sure most mainstream anime is like this but ok
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-02-06
How could you miss all of the kid fucking in DBZ?
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-02-06
Busy watching goku change his hair dye
1 stupidillusion 2019-02-06
Sturgeons law.
1 e-guy 2019-02-06
As long as you leave JoJo out of it, I have no complaints.
I must admit that while I'm not really an anime fan, JoJo is my guilty pleasure. Actually it's not even really a guilty pleasure, it's genuinely very enjoyable. I won't let my hunky, hyper masculine (yet still inexplicably teenage somehow) guys be thrown in with 900 year old vampire girls who look like they're 8.
1 911roofer 2019-02-06
This is advanced autism .
1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2019-02-06
Watching NGE made me embrace being a maudlin baby bitch, it DID NOT make me a pedo.
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-02-06
I really didn't think I had to make it clear that I was (half) joking.
1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2019-02-06
I knew that, but I wanted attention.
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-02-06
Now you have it retard lmoa
1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2019-02-06
Thank you, bb. ILY.
1 loli_esports 2019-02-06
Asuka is loli now
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-02-06
degeneracy
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-06
Because their noodle arms can't overpower real women like they'd wish?
1 cmakk1012 2019-02-06
lolbertarianism
1 2402a7b7f239666e4079 2019-02-06
Is it a case of there being many pedos, or of many redditors being pedos?
1 heretobefriends 2019-02-06
Because they haven't been told to fuck off by the admins yet. You turn a blind eye and they'll see your site as a haven.
1 KazarakOfKar 2019-02-06
"She's not 13, she is a 5000 year old vampire who was turned at 13"- Some Weeb somewhere
1 NauFirefox 2019-02-06
I've been up a long time and already responded a few times in other places. I'll just leave the original loli ban response that has a wonderful response to spez upvoted.
https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/3fx2au/content_policy_update/ctsuehf/
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-06
ITS ABOUT ETHICS IN CARTOON CHILD PORN
1 bearshark713 2019-02-06
There is not a single shred of pornographic connect among all loli art you FUCKING philistine
1 windupcrow 2019-02-06
My internet claim to fame is getting 4chan deleted off godaddy.com for this anime shit. Someone do it to reddit
1 Communist_Necrophile 2019-02-06
You're a bitch, why would you do that?
1 matt123hihat 2019-02-06
PEDOPHILE OUTOUTOUT
1 Communist_Necrophile 2019-02-06
INTOLERANCE OUTOUTOUT
1 derekdownz 2019-02-06
Good.
We here at drama like being intolerant.
1 HarryD52 2019-02-06
Absolutely unbased. True DramaCHADS are tolerant of all people and only intolerant against racism.
1 CaesarCzechReborn 2019-02-06
Go to Chapo, im willing to be shat upon for my Donald activities as long as its beatifull chaos of shitting on everybody, If you try to take it you are gonna get border separation and get separated from your dick.
1 HarryD52 2019-02-06
Umm sorry sweaty but racism and intolerance isn't welcome in this subreddit. If you don't want to be a friendCHAD then please leave 🤗
1 windupcrow 2019-02-06
14 and bored
1 Communist_Necrophile 2019-02-06
Smh, you're meant to be into anime not delete it.
1 skilliard7 2019-02-06
GoDaddy is a shit registrar anyways, I have no idea why anyone uses them. The only registrar worse is Networksolutions.
1 DAM1313 2019-02-06
There are a bunch of shit registrars sweaty
1 carthoris26 2019-02-06
Deal.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-06
Seriously, falls under "don't threaten me with a good time" territory
1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-06
All anime made after 2006 was a mistake.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-02-06
Post-9/11 anime more like.
1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-06
Its debatable. I'm using Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya as the point where anime went beyond saving.
1 Dawnrising12 2019-02-06
How about JoJo, Mob Psycho, Redline, Eva Rebuilds, Fate/Zero, Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works, F/SN Heaven's Feel movies, The Garden of Sinners, Megalo Box, etc...
1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-06
I would say that some good things must regrettably be destroyed as part of the purge, but the fact that you can even name that many shows proves that you just outed yourself.
The rope or bullet?
1 Greene413 2019-02-06
I'll choose the rope thanks
1 SNCommand 2019-02-06
I was going to make a joke about the dialogue in Fate/Stay Night, but remembered I read and actually enjoyed Dies Irae so I should probably just stay quiet
1 Dawnrising12 2019-02-06
I need to get on daes irae
1 keeeeshawn 2019-02-06
If you can name more than 3 anime shows you are a weeb.
1 Dawnrising12 2019-02-06
And your point is?
1 aalamb 2019-02-06
This, but unironically.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-02-06
I wish I had the ability to ignore perception and reality like people who obesess about this shit do.
1 EasySchmitty 2019-02-06
Weebs being pedos? Well I never!
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-06
Sir, it seems your monocle has dropped and is in pieces.
1 MPHJ-7 2019-02-06
Thanks for giving Reddit ideas on what to ban next!
1 otherwiseyep 2019-02-06
"Once you start banning depraved degeneracy, you'll end up banning all anime and videogames!"
rly makes u think
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-06
First they came for the lolicons, and I said "Jesus Christ, about fucking time"
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-06
Let's do it
1 aalamb 2019-02-06
Literally a win/win situation.
1 bearshark713 2019-02-06
Don't pretend like we wouldn't all be better people.
1 chuckthechucker 2019-02-06
Once you start killing all the degenerates in this world youll find yourself alone
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-06
Day of the 500 year old demon that's inexplicably still in year 8 when? Now.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-06
I love these concerted efforts to catalog topical spergouts. Thank you for your service.
1 Mrtheliger 2019-02-06
Allah will strike down this website for this heathenism. Our God wishes us to consummate with others at their most fruitful age, and by Allah you cannot stop that! You should all by stoned!
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-06
WEEBICIDE WEN
1 majopa989 2019-02-06
Of course they go after people watching cartoons meanwhile we literally have a rapist in the office and the_donald is still allowed to post racist and bigoted hate speech
1 otherwiseyep 2019-02-06
President toadstool penis is merely a symptom of the degeneracy caused by jampanimation
1 dissident87 2019-02-06
Anything trump has done is less degenerate than loli drawings. And that includes the pissing
1 soberlight 2019-02-06
Ze catgirl revolutionary phenotype will first render feminists obsolete.
1 Cringeutopia 2019-02-06
Why don't these morons go discuss this shit on /a/? At least there they could stop pretending and be blatant about it.
1 3spartan300 2019-02-06
loli drama is always the same boring shit
1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2019-02-06
so are you but you're still around
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-02-06
At least they arent touching kids
1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-06
They actually banned /r/lolice that one doesn't even make sense.
1 MPHJ-7 2019-02-06
r/lolice: "The war is over, the ban promised us peace!"
Reddit: banhammers r/lolice
1 Lysis10 2019-02-06
and it begins.....
pedos gonna have to find a new place to hide
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-06
Wasn't that sub to call out people for the loli stuff?
1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-06
Yeah, it was basically just FBI memes.
1 derekdownz 2019-02-06
yeah, but people who arent overly obsessed with 'lolis' dont give a shit, so its bound to be filled with people LARPing to not liking them.
1 e-guy 2019-02-06
Oh no, that makes a ton of sense, as the lolice people are only ironically opposed to pedophilia in anime. If you press them on it, they usually say it's a joke and there's nothing wrong with it. If you press them further, they own up to their 2 terabite lolicon folder.
It goes hand in hand with the weeb mantra of "anime is trash and so am I". They think that because they on some level acknowledge what they're doing is wrong, that in some way excuses the action itself.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-02-06
These people should be used as slave labor
1 Gtyyler 2019-02-06
The Freeze Peach movement's stumbling block is defending pedophilia. Everytime an internet tard wrangler abuses their power, these people thrust themselves into the forefront. They are against heavy moderation, like most people are, but only because their cartoon child pron is in danger.
That is why we need a new movement: free speech for all, rope for pedos.
1 2402a7b7f239666e4079 2019-02-06
defending loli and cp by claiming freedom of speech doesn't make anyone okay with them, it just makes free speech look worse lamo@these nerds
1 HarryD52 2019-02-06
Yea it's so retarded. Like there are some legit arguements you could make in defence of loli porn but instead these idiots continue to sperg out about freedom of speech.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-02-06
No. No, there's not.
1 HarryD52 2019-02-06
Sure there is. You could easily make the argument that pedophiles having access to loli porn reduces the chances of them going out and sexually abusing real children. And if I had to choose between the safety of children that actually exist or some fucking cartoons, well, I would choose the cartoons any day of the week.
1 1995FOREVER 2019-02-06
time to leave reddit, a place now fueled by easily manipulated sheep saliva.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-02-06
What you know about sheep saliva could fill volumes, partly because you keep sticking your dick into sheep mouths.
I don't know which is worse... your beastiality or your pedophilia. Probably the latter because at least animals won't grow up to need psychotherapy after supressing the memories of you wiping your microdick all over their faces.
If you want to leave reddit, I suggest you do it now but before you go, don't forget to go to a weeb sub and post a video of you nailing your dick to a board...
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1 1995FOREVER 2019-02-06
Y'all taking this protect thing too seriously. The lolis in anime need NO PROTECTION. the people living in real life though? Help a homeless person maybe?
1 1995FOREVER 2019-02-06
China: let us ban some words from our internet :3 they are "harmful"
USA: HUMAN RIGHTS!!!! FREEDOM OF SPEEECH!!!
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USA: let us ban some words from our internet XD they are "harmful"
Rest of the world: Agree, drawings of anime (which usually happens at school, therefore underage) are pedophile material
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now someone visit asia and show me one student with DDD breasts because no one got tits in asia... especially not highschoolers. Being 150cm is not loli, some adult women are just that tall.
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Please ban PUBG, because it has a school, and school shootings are due to PUBG having a school in the map.
Ban GTA, it encourages murder and crime
Ban the minors =.=
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1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-02-06
I am not hip and down with the cool crowd but even I know PUBG is fucking yesterday and if it got banned the only person who would notice would be the lonely VICE reporter who was hanging out there looking to write a piece on the harrassment of LBQGTPUBABBA teens by white midwesterners.
Like how you send the callout for people to send you pix of Asian schoolgirls... very subtle my pedo friend... real undercover Agent 47 shit right there.
Here... here's a website I know you'll enjoy:
https://www.alotporn.com/11496/granny-in-little-schoolgirl-outfit-fucked-by-young/
She got tits so big she could kick them around playing keepie-uppie like Emiliano Sala if he weren't floating around in a plane wreck at the bottom of the English Channel.
1 pm_me_your_squid 2019-02-06
I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
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1 Ghdust2 2019-02-06
How in the actual fuck?
1 KingNothing305 2019-02-06
Does this include cub porn or do those fucking furries get a pass?
1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2019-02-06
Depends, is allthefoxes also a reddit admin?
1 KingNothing305 2019-02-06
All mods are either fags, retards, furries or all of the above.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-02-06
Wow, very rude to /u/snallygaster
1 KingNothing305 2019-02-06
Well she had a baby and that's fucking retarded.
1 hobocactus 2019-02-06
Imagine reproducing lmao
1 Plexipus 2019-02-06
Boom goes the dynamite
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-06
Refugees in this thread defending CP and lolis. smdh
1 Demented_Crab 2019-02-06
Pick one
1 Plexipus 2019-02-06
##Give me loli babes or give me death!
1 White_Dudeness 2019-02-06
How tight would you say the new rules are? 😏
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-02-06
Smh just get a mommy kink you have to be a real loser to like anything that small that isnt just some dumb animal
1 EasySchmitty 2019-02-06
☝️☝️☝️THIS☝️☝️☝️
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-02-06
Good luck finding any regular person who would ever think this wasn't absolutely the right decision.
1 chuckthechucker 2019-02-06
Everyone is a degenerate one way or the other
1 WHOMSTDVED_DID_THIS 2019-02-06
oh no don't do it you were such a valuable member of society and had so much to live for oh no.
1 loli_esports 2019-02-06
Ban all mods of animemes, give it to me and it'll be dead or good within a month. Cancer sub.
1 Demented_Crab 2019-02-06
Just for the record, this is one of the easiest posts of all time. Tons of comments are advocating banning anime completely? How can that be justified? Out of all the fucked up shit on reddit, why would people chose to go after anime?