A Selection of Overly Dramatic Outbursts Regarding the Tightening of Reddit's Rules Against Loli

1  2019-02-06 by want-dick-in-butt-xd

Greetings, fellow dramanauts. Today I will be presenting you with a smattering of overly dramatic outbursts from weeaboos regarding the recent changing of Reddit's rules to thus:

Reddit prohibits any sexual or suggestive content involving minors or someone who appears to be a minor.

This includes child sexual abuse imagery, child pornography, and any other content, including fantasy content (e.g. stories, “loli”/anime cartoons), that depicts encourages or promotes pedophilia, child sexual exploitation, or otherwise sexualizes minors or someone who appears to be a minor. Depending on the context, this can in some cases include depictions of minors that are fully clothed and not engaged in overtly sexual acts.

Without further ado, here's our selection:

Okay... lolis were the only thing to keep me distracted from depression.

Guess it's time to oof myself bois


I understand that you guys are just complying with the updated rules to protect this subreddit, but I find it very troubling that lewd drawings of fictional characters are being put in the same box as actual child pornography. Equating lolicon to pedophilia is no different from equating first-person shooter players to mass murderers. There is no proven correlation between media consumption and crime rates. Gamers aren't shooting up their nearest supermarket and lolicons aren't out there touching real kids. Sexual depictions of cartoon children are weird and creepy, I get it. But so are a whole bunch of other niche interests and fetishes like rape and incest hentai. Notice how none of them promote or encourage actual rape and incest. There are zero victims here. Somehow the rules are different for loli-themed material? When are people going to stop policing fiction and learn to separate fantasy from reality? Crackdowns like these are nothing short of censorship.

It won't be long until we're living in a world where you can be morally judged, and consequently labelled a pedophile, misogynist or whatever, solely based on your taste in purely fictional media instead of your actions.


Welp, time to leave Reddit!

They have been trying to get rid of you for a while now. You are the admins white whale.

You can only get harrassed so many times for your love of drawings until you start to feel unwelcomed.


They might as well just ban anime entirely. A vast majority of characters posted here are generally underaged, depicted sexually or not.


First, they came for...

Mark my words, this will be used as a cudgel to eventually ban this subreddit. Or enforce ridiculous restrictions as, if I remember correctly, are now in place on The_Donald.


*sigh* I guess I have to post this so here we go again and again and again:

1. Lolis are drawings, not involve real one.

2. If lolis makes you criminal, how is playing GTA not make you one?

3. Is 1000000 yo elf considered loli?

4. Is Misaka Mikoto a loli?

5. Depiction is in the eye of the beholder.

6. Lolicon =/= Pedophile =/= Child Molester

Well whatever, nobody listens anyway even if anyone share rikafag's video about loli art.

mmBuuuuuttt......LoLiCOn iS pEeEeeEd-

STFU I just want to enjoy everything and love my lol-

FBI OPEN UP!!!

Let me guess, SESTA/FOSTA? Article 13?


Lol, reddit is fucking dead at this point. Start digging the grave to any US owned site before getting too invested.


I object strongly to this. Banning something because maybe it could be harmfull, goes against the human freedom. If you ban something you should have to provide solid evidence that its harmful enough to require a intervention. We losing little, but a lost a lot.


And here i thought reddit was the last bastion of the free people. Loli and CP are 2 completely different things. Good thing the bigshots of this side are as enlightened about art as monkeys...although even some monkeys seem to be able to see beauty in art, so i don't want to insult these graceful creatures.


I bet these cucks will ban ecchi in general as well as every opinion that's not (((cultural marxist))) until the end of 2020.

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  3. I understand that you guys are just... - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is

  4. Welp, time to leave Reddit! - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is

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  6. You can only get harrassed so many ... - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is

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  11. I object strongly to this. Banning ... - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is

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Random junk will go here as I find it:

Found a prime lolcow while I was sifting through this. He's really obsessed with the loli ban and keeps talking about how he's 22 but looks like a little boy and therefore loli is ok. He posted about this no less than three times. His most recent post at this time is linking to a certain subreddit for girls who look underage but aren't which I don't want to link. In the pinned post on his profile, he refers to lolicon as his "main preference."

Fuck you op this post is pathetic and loli is a legitimate form of art.

This reddit ban on a totally legal form of expression represents a direct threat to free speech and our fundamental rights to such.

If you don't support free speech get the fuck out of /r/drama you pussies.

why's there not freedom of sexual expression smh

This, but about pinging.

Fuck you op this post is pathetic and pinging is a legitimate form of art.

This reddit ban on a totally legal form of expression represents a direct threat to free speech and our fundamental rights to such.

If you don't support free speech get the fuck out of r/drama you pussies.

You are doing the Lord's work

smh thought there was going to be more here not even an edit

I put most of what I found in the post. I wanted to have a section on individuals who got really pissed off and generated a lot of hot takes on their own but this guy was the only one I could find and he wasn't enough to justify lengthening the post so I put it in the comment.

alright fair I still appreciate your work

he's 22 but looks like a little boy

😍😍😍

he's 22 but looks like a little boy and therefore loli is ok

Imagine Andy Milonakis using this as an excuse lmao

Just kill all loli-cels and be done with it.

put the weebs against the wall

Important reminder: ironic weebs are still weebs.

Luckily there is a simple test. Anyone who plays Kingdom Hearts and likes the Final Fantasy characters more then the Disney characters is immediately deported to Central Asia.

> Implying that you can play Kingdom Hearts without being a fucking weeb.

Ouch.

As long as for every hour of Kingdom Hearts you play an hour of Half-Life you should be fine.

Dude HalfLife LMAO

le headcrabs super spooky haha lmao. That plot gives me nostalgias wow. Just shutters. I can’t wait for HalfLife 3, amirite fellow gamer?🤪

Haha, but like the cake is a lie. Get it? Huh? 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶It’s a reference to an underrated gem called Portal haha. Its so cool to meet another REAL gamer!!😝

this but actually

okay that was kinda cringe doe 🤓

oh shit

welp, can I just get at least deported to a first world?

be a true steppe warrior and ride around in a toyota pickup with the lads and your trusty machine gun

disney is anime too cmv

In Disney movies the protagonists actually kiss at the end.

yeah in anime they go straight to anal

11 days ago

I don't think even Final Fantasy fans like the Final Fantasy characters more than the Disney characters in Kingdom Hearts.

unless they're fucking soulless

Good point, how about anyone who even knows the names of more than 2 Final Fantasy characters.

Uhhhhh

Anyone who plays Kingdom Hearts is a good enough metric tbh

Anyone who plays Disney games besides the Incredibles on GameCube

I say line the mouths on the curb but I guess all in all it’s a means to an end

Seriously how are there so many fucking pedos

A N I M E

Nah I don’t think all anime is directly related to pedophilia, but those guys are 100% pedophiles.

I think that's pretty obvious bruh

Not all peos are anime fans but...

Yeah but a lot of it is. There's like 1% of anime that's palatable or good, and the rest is about fucking kids in some capacity or another.

I’m really not sure most mainstream anime is like this but ok

How could you miss all of the kid fucking in DBZ?

Busy watching goku change his hair dye

Sturgeons law.

As long as you leave JoJo out of it, I have no complaints.

I must admit that while I'm not really an anime fan, JoJo is my guilty pleasure. Actually it's not even really a guilty pleasure, it's genuinely very enjoyable. I won't let my hunky, hyper masculine (yet still inexplicably teenage somehow) guys be thrown in with 900 year old vampire girls who look like they're 8.

This is advanced autism .

Watching NGE made me embrace being a maudlin baby bitch, it DID NOT make me a pedo.

I really didn't think I had to make it clear that I was (half) joking.

I knew that, but I wanted attention.

Now you have it retard lmoa

Thank you, bb. ILY.

Asuka is loli now

degeneracy

Because their noodle arms can't overpower real women like they'd wish?

lolbertarianism

Is it a case of there being many pedos, or of many redditors being pedos?

Because they haven't been told to fuck off by the admins yet. You turn a blind eye and they'll see your site as a haven.

"She's not 13, she is a 5000 year old vampire who was turned at 13"- Some Weeb somewhere

I've been up a long time and already responded a few times in other places. I'll just leave the original loli ban response that has a wonderful response to spez upvoted.

https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/3fx2au/content_policy_update/ctsuehf/

ITS ABOUT ETHICS IN CARTOON CHILD PORN

There is not a single shred of pornographic connect among all loli art you FUCKING philistine

My internet claim to fame is getting 4chan deleted off godaddy.com for this anime shit. Someone do it to reddit

You're a bitch, why would you do that?

PEDOPHILE OUTOUTOUT

INTOLERANCE OUTOUTOUT

Good.

We here at drama like being intolerant.

Absolutely unbased. True DramaCHADS are tolerant of all people and only intolerant against racism.

Go to Chapo, im willing to be shat upon for my Donald activities as long as its beatifull chaos of shitting on everybody, If you try to take it you are gonna get border separation and get separated from your dick.

Umm sorry sweaty but racism and intolerance isn't welcome in this subreddit. If you don't want to be a friendCHAD then please leave 🤗

14 and bored

Smh, you're meant to be into anime not delete it.

GoDaddy is a shit registrar anyways, I have no idea why anyone uses them. The only registrar worse is Networksolutions.

There are a bunch of shit registrars sweaty

They might as well just ban anime entirely.

Deal.

Seriously, falls under "don't threaten me with a good time" territory

All anime made after 2006 was a mistake.

Post-9/11 anime more like.

Its debatable. I'm using Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya as the point where anime went beyond saving.

How about JoJo, Mob Psycho, Redline, Eva Rebuilds, Fate/Zero, Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works, F/SN Heaven's Feel movies, The Garden of Sinners, Megalo Box, etc...

I would say that some good things must regrettably be destroyed as part of the purge, but the fact that you can even name that many shows proves that you just outed yourself.

The rope or bullet?

I'll choose the rope thanks

I was going to make a joke about the dialogue in Fate/Stay Night, but remembered I read and actually enjoyed Dies Irae so I should probably just stay quiet

I need to get on daes irae

If you can name more than 3 anime shows you are a weeb.

And your point is?

This, but unironically.

I wish I had the ability to ignore perception and reality like people who obesess about this shit do.

Weebs being pedos? Well I never!

Sir, it seems your monocle has dropped and is in pieces.

Sexual depictions of cartoon children are weird and creepy, I get it. But so are a whole bunch of other niche interests and fetishes like rape and incest hentai.

Thanks for giving Reddit ideas on what to ban next!

"Once you start banning depraved degeneracy, you'll end up banning all anime and videogames!"

rly makes u think

First they came for the lolicons, and I said "Jesus Christ, about fucking time"

Let's do it

Literally a win/win situation.

Don't pretend like we wouldn't all be better people.

Once you start killing all the degenerates in this world youll find yourself alone

Day of the 500 year old demon that's inexplicably still in year 8 when? Now.

I love these concerted efforts to catalog topical spergouts. Thank you for your service.

Allah will strike down this website for this heathenism. Our God wishes us to consummate with others at their most fruitful age, and by Allah you cannot stop that! You should all by stoned!

WEEBICIDE WEN

Of course they go after people watching cartoons meanwhile we literally have a rapist in the office and the_donald is still allowed to post racist and bigoted hate speech

President toadstool penis is merely a symptom of the degeneracy caused by jampanimation

Anything trump has done is less degenerate than loli drawings. And that includes the pissing

Ze catgirl revolutionary phenotype will first render feminists obsolete.

Why don't these morons go discuss this shit on /a/? At least there they could stop pretending and be blatant about it.

loli drama is always the same boring shit

so are you but you're still around

At least they arent touching kids

They actually banned /r/lolice that one doesn't even make sense.

r/lolice: "The war is over, the ban promised us peace!"

Reddit: banhammers r/lolice

and it begins.....

pedos gonna have to find a new place to hide

Wasn't that sub to call out people for the loli stuff?

Yeah, it was basically just FBI memes.

yeah, but people who arent overly obsessed with 'lolis' dont give a shit, so its bound to be filled with people LARPing to not liking them.

Oh no, that makes a ton of sense, as the lolice people are only ironically opposed to pedophilia in anime. If you press them on it, they usually say it's a joke and there's nothing wrong with it. If you press them further, they own up to their 2 terabite lolicon folder.

It goes hand in hand with the weeb mantra of "anime is trash and so am I". They think that because they on some level acknowledge what they're doing is wrong, that in some way excuses the action itself.

These people should be used as slave labor

The Freeze Peach movement's stumbling block is defending pedophilia. Everytime an internet tard wrangler abuses their power, these people thrust themselves into the forefront. They are against heavy moderation, like most people are, but only because their cartoon child pron is in danger.
That is why we need a new movement: free speech for all, rope for pedos.

defending loli and cp by claiming freedom of speech doesn't make anyone okay with them, it just makes free speech look worse lamo@these nerds

Yea it's so retarded. Like there are some legit arguements you could make in defence of loli porn but instead these idiots continue to sperg out about freedom of speech.

there are some legit arguements you could make in defence of loli porn

No. No, there's not.

Sure there is. You could easily make the argument that pedophiles having access to loli porn reduces the chances of them going out and sexually abusing real children. And if I had to choose between the safety of children that actually exist or some fucking cartoons, well, I would choose the cartoons any day of the week.

time to leave reddit, a place now fueled by easily manipulated sheep saliva.

What you know about sheep saliva could fill volumes, partly because you keep sticking your dick into sheep mouths.

I don't know which is worse... your beastiality or your pedophilia. Probably the latter because at least animals won't grow up to need psychotherapy after supressing the memories of you wiping your microdick all over their faces.

If you want to leave reddit, I suggest you do it now but before you go, don't forget to go to a weeb sub and post a video of you nailing your dick to a board...

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Y'all taking this protect thing too seriously. The lolis in anime need NO PROTECTION. the people living in real life though? Help a homeless person maybe?

China: let us ban some words from our internet :3 they are "harmful"
USA: HUMAN RIGHTS!!!! FREEDOM OF SPEEECH!!!

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USA: let us ban some words from our internet XD they are "harmful"
Rest of the world: Agree, drawings of anime (which usually happens at school, therefore underage) are pedophile material

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now someone visit asia and show me one student with DDD breasts because no one got tits in asia... especially not highschoolers. Being 150cm is not loli, some adult women are just that tall.

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Please ban PUBG, because it has a school, and school shootings are due to PUBG having a school in the map.
Ban GTA, it encourages murder and crime
Ban the minors =.=

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I am not hip and down with the cool crowd but even I know PUBG is fucking yesterday and if it got banned the only person who would notice would be the lonely VICE reporter who was hanging out there looking to write a piece on the harrassment of LBQGTPUBABBA teens by white midwesterners.

Like how you send the callout for people to send you pix of Asian schoolgirls... very subtle my pedo friend... real undercover Agent 47 shit right there.

Here... here's a website I know you'll enjoy:

https://www.alotporn.com/11496/granny-in-little-schoolgirl-outfit-fucked-by-young/

She got tits so big she could kick them around playing keepie-uppie like Emiliano Sala if he weren't floating around in a plane wreck at the bottom of the English Channel.

I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

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Okay... lolis were the only thing to keep me distracted from depression.

How in the actual fuck?

Does this include cub porn or do those fucking furries get a pass?

Depends, is allthefoxes also a reddit admin?

All mods are either fags, retards, furries or all of the above.

Wow, very rude to /u/snallygaster

Well she had a baby and that's fucking retarded.

Imagine reproducing lmao

  1. Is 1000000 yo elf considered loli?

Boom goes the dynamite

Refugees in this thread defending CP and lolis. smdh

CP and lolis

Pick one

##Give me loli babes or give me death!

A Selection of Overly Dramatic Outbursts Regarding the Tightening of Reddit's Rules Against Loli

How tight would you say the new rules are? 😏

Smh just get a mommy kink you have to be a real loser to like anything that small that isnt just some dumb animal

☝️☝️☝️THIS☝️☝️☝️

Good luck finding any regular person who would ever think this wasn't absolutely the right decision.

Everyone is a degenerate one way or the other

Okay... lolis were the only thing to keep me distracted from depression. Guess it's time to oof myself bois

oh no don't do it you were such a valuable member of society and had so much to live for oh no.

Ban all mods of animemes, give it to me and it'll be dead or good within a month. Cancer sub.

Just for the record, this is one of the easiest posts of all time. Tons of comments are advocating banning anime completely? How can that be justified? Out of all the fucked up shit on reddit, why would people chose to go after anime?